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Set up your Pi Hole.... and direct your router to send all DNS requests to it. https://pi-hole.net/ Also might want to set up unbound so requests are not made to your ISPs DNS servers https://nlnetlabs.nl/projects/unbound/about/ So pi-hole blocks DNS resolution to tracking services (or anything you want blocked) and anything that is allowed through the pi-hole filter is resolved by unbound instead of your ISP's DNS servers. And even better if you have a router that get all requests made to port 53 of any IP address sent to your pi-hole service that way any device that makes a request to a DNS server using a hard coded IP address (like TVs and other IOT devices) which doesn't require DNS resolution will also be trapped. If you have a modem and router that is combined as one device you should split them. Get a seperate router and set your ISP supplied modem/router into bridging mode so all it does is provide an internet connection....
So what would you do Max?
FlimFlamMan 6 years ago HAIRCUTS, QUEUES & COVID BLUES
@RicardovitzA number 2 huh. So Ricky you're a skinheaded dumb hillbilly fuckwit. Can understand now why the only cootie you're getting comes from ya mum just like you.
Ricardovitz 6 years ago HAIRCUTS, QUEUES & COVID BLUES
You dumb hippies let yer hair grow, I reckon, cuz you dern't know how ta cut yer own hair. Set my clipper on #2, set myself on some hay in the barn 'n 1 minute later I git a dandy look'n haircut. Y'all gooberment teet-suckllers is so dern useless. The Lord sent you the Chink Flu ta get rid of folks who stack one another in them big-city sky boxes. Y'all be snott'n up them subways, 'n lick'n Uber door hanldes, 'n rubb'n yer sick cunnies on all kind of whatnot. Hugg'n 'n snott'n, fester'n nastiness all over them big cities. Good ridance!!!
Digger, Cranbourne 6 years ago Lockdown, Lemmings & Locusts
@BobRubbish. The Coalition partners have always been the strongest managers of the Aussie economy. I am sure all fair dinkum Aussies are mighty pleased that at this time of strife the economy is in the hands of ScoMo and his crew, rather than the wastrels of the ALP.
LordyLordyLordy 6 years ago Scotty from Marketing & COVID19
Old Prince Charly (who looks like a washed up alcoholic) and now fuckwit Boris have got it. This disease at least seems to be hitting the pricks as well.
Loony Les 6 years ago HAIRCUTS, QUEUES & COVID BLUES
No haircuts for me in this dreadful time. I am gunna let it grow and grow...Hopefully then it will cover the rather large bald patch at the back of me noggin.Why won't fucking ScoMo do something about that!That Christian cunt.
Comrade Kim 6 years ago HAIRCUTS, QUEUES & COVID BLUES
Don't worry about the DPRK Max. Unlike the Great Satan, you know that all who are afflicted will get timely, free, and equal health care.
@The very Rev Dicky BirdFuck you and your friends in America!
@Digger, CranbourneSurplus? There never was one in the first place. Are you on the piss?
Just assume everybody has coronavirus and act accordingly. Ignore Morrison. Ignore the government. They will kill us with their arsefuckery.
FlimFlamMan 6 years ago The Daze of Wine and Coronavirus
Is old FuckMo on his prayer knees in that pic? Begging Jesus to save his fat arse? Fucking useless prick.
Digger, Cranbourne 6 years ago Lockdown, Lemmings & Locusts
Complain all you want Max. But we still have our surplus. Which is more than those Labor losers could ever do!
The very Rev Dicky Bird 6 years ago Scotty from Marketing & COVID19
@Julia Agrippina And he is correct to do so. For if you sin, the Lord's punishment will be swift. And what can be seen? Look around; we are surrounded by deliberate and wanton disregard for the Lord's commands.There will be a wailing and teeth gnashing for sure.If you don't want to suffer this please tithe 10% of your funds to me. I have a hotline to Christ himself, and can guarantee redemption for you.Just reply with your bank account details.
Julia Agrippina 6 years ago Scotty from Marketing & COVID19
Just saying. Australia's prime minister believes in End Times. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry from Hillsong 6 years ago Scotty from Marketing & COVID19
Praise the Lord! That Soylent Green sounds like it could be a real gift from Jesus for us folks struggling for a buck. Max where can we get our hands on this wholesome goodness?
On a more positive note - this is going to be great for the environment!
Bob 6 years ago Max's Prediction...
What the fhtagn is THAT!
Rather Angry Aussie Voter 6 years ago Max's Prediction...
Fuck. Love to wake up and see that crawling out of Cronulla beach and going to skull fuck that Christian clown ScoMo. Him and all his band of Hillsong fuckwits.
Loony Les 6 years ago CORONAVIRUS WITH A TWIST OF LIME
@RicardovitzGod is inside my body? You mean when I make all that sticky white stuff come out me prick it is a piece of God? No wonder the missus calls his name when I am poking her.
Ricardovitz 6 years ago CORONAVIRUS WITH A TWIST OF LIME
Thar Chink Flu tain't nothin cep fer MARIJIUANA smokers 'n CRACK WHORES. God's way of tell'n y'all stoners. GOD COMMANDS "You shall know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you borrow from God! You are not your own cuzr you were bought with a price." Marijuana bannishes the glorify God from yer body. The Chink Flu 'll Kill You!!!
Satan's Little Fucker 6 years ago Max's Prediction...
Welcome back Daddy!
Raspberry Cordial 6 years ago CORONAVIRUS WITH A TWIST OF LIME
All is safe. Be calm. We have the genius of Cronulla in charge. He will pray to his sky fairy and cure us all.At least the ones who deserved to be cured. Yeh that's right Max. It ain't gunna be you.
LordyLordyLordy 6 years ago CORONAVIRUS WITH A TWIST OF LIME
@RimskyThey will give business a tax cut. It always helps.
Ricardovitz 6 years ago The Original... The Best!
Flam, is you one of them Colt boys who done growed up is New South Whales? Is that yer daughter, li'll Kimmy who git caught placing her hand inside her aunty Carmen’s skirt and fiddlin her cunny? I reckon she say her uncles tied her to a tree on that thar Colt land 'n had whatnot with her. She like it so much that she 'bout took a knife to some 'ol social worker’s fingers clean off.
Ricardovitz 6 years ago CORONAVIRUS WITH A TWIST OF LIME
Betcha y'all wish you had Acres 'n not Apple. My land 'll keep on mak'n food 'n cotton - 'n yer Apple jest keeps losin money cuz of that thar Chink-Flu.
There is no clear or consistent government advice. There is no public information campaign. Everything is ad hoc. Government reaction has been turgid, opaque and ad hoc. It is obvious that the Morrison government has absolutely no idea what to do
Ricardovitz 6 years ago The Original... The Best!
Cain't be momma, she ain't dead. Musta been some 'ole nigga-man who got the AIDS.
FlimFlamMan 6 years ago The Original... The Best!
@RicardovitzDear Ricky, You can find us at: Your Mother's Grave,Where We Dug Her Up,And Fucked HerLove, Flimmy
Satan's Little Helper 6 years ago CORONAVIRUS WITH A TWIST OF LIME
Notice how the virus has been spread mainly by the happy clapping christian numbnuts (see Singapore and Sth Korea)? It is a definite sign by our Lord and Master Cthulhu that all Jesus worshippers should be shunned and made to spend time alone in a wilderness of pain. That christian cunt Morrison should take the message and realise his play god is no match for the Tentacled One. He should bugger off back to Cronulla and leave us all in peace.
Andre the Accountant 6 years ago CORONAVIRUS WITH A TWIST OF LIME
Christ I hate that fucking balanced budget bullshit. Total bunkum.
Ricardovitz 6 years ago The Original... The Best!
@Tex LumbagoY'all tell me4 when yer scumit-rensdesvouz is 'n I'll show up with my Rebel Flag, MAGA hat, Black Guns Matter overalls. Armed with boolits 'n leases fer all y'all want'n ta be tenants on my land.
Tex Lumbago 6 years ago The Original... The Best!
@Back on the pissWe go same as last place rendesvouz
Back on the piss 6 years ago The Original... The Best!
So when is the next fucken summit?
Hold my hose, Jesus!
@GolgothaPut up your umbrellas then. I hear he bears a mighty and frutiful seed!
Ricardovitz 6 years ago The time for inaction is next
@FlimFlamManDern't need no Commie Negros blibber blather'n at me like some prince Zahara in some Afruckin Commie-camp!!!
He just needs a lift
FlimFlamMan 6 years ago The time for inaction is next
@RicardovitzComrades got you rattled hillbilly? Don't worry, you will enjoy your life in the re-education camps. And I am sure you will be a happy Commie camper by the end of it :)
Ricardovitz 6 years ago The time for inaction is next
Filthy Commie-Democrat-Socialist wank-babies!!! 'day's day in Confederate History is KICK A COMMIE day. Y'all can go out 'n kick a commie till he bleeds. Curb-stomp 'em if'n you can. Here's how you git ta Commie-hunti'n. First ya go find yerself one of them urban places with sky-scrapers 'n yell COMMMMMIE.....COMMMMMIEE.....COMMIEEEEE. Then you squeel FREE STUFFFFF FREE STUFF FREE FOOD!!! Then ya drawer a circle on that thar urban sidewalk 'n write "FREE TARLET" on it, 'n put a squatt'n bucket right thar fer them Commie animules fer to shat up that thar sidewalk. "N right when 'ol Commie is squatt'n some garbage-can pizzacrust out his arsehole, POW! Ya bagged yer first Commie.
Little Lord Fauntleroy 6 years ago Pastor Disaster’s Smoke, Mirrors and Denial
@Bilbo Bongo Adaption my good man. Adaption.
FlimFlamMan 6 years ago The time for inaction is next
Shit. World would have been a lot better if we did do nothing from 18 years ago.
The fires will extinguish when there is nothing left to burn. Just like the LNP will demob once there is nothing left to rort and ransack.
Ricardovitz 6 years ago Who Spawns the Bots?
You slithary, slimey Joe Biden, is goin down!!! Trump, he git yer number. You tain't no match fer that Jew-trained Yankee. He's gonna pluck yer gizzard out 'n then leave you to rot 'fore the impeachment court. Then, he's gonna aim that thar Nuke Misile at yer li'll boy Hunter (who ain't never hunted nothin never), fer all them MILLIONS he done stole from the American Tax Payers. Trump says he git a deal fer Australia - EMBRACE THE 2ND AMENDMENT OR THAR COMMIE-PYTHON WILL EMBRACE AUSTRALIA'S SOCIALIST NECK!!!
Languid Lucinda 6 years ago Who Spawns the Bots?
@JoeIt is just a dream Joe. Just a dream.
Joe 6 years ago Who Spawns the Bots?
Same thing happening now. Server getting swamped by hack attacks coming from Iran.
@Prophet RicardovitzAh fuck you, fuck Jesus, and fuck all you clowns with your pop guns. I am gunna get a few grams of corn flour, stuff my nose, and fuck any Pinoy hooker I can get me hands on.This world is fucked and we're all going down...
Prophet Ricardovitz 6 years ago Pastor Disaster’s Smoke, Mirrors and Denial
Jesus is comm'n boys and girls, and he's got a some GOOD NEWS ta shove straight up the arses of Freedom-Hate'n Gun-Grabb'n Communists: SAY YER PRAYERS CUZ Y'ALL TAIN'T LONG FER THIS EARTH!!! The Rebbel Flag 'n the Second Amendment are be'in written into the Third Testament upon the eve of The Cleansing!!!

 

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