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Why the kid gloves, Boxhead? let 'er rip, by gad!

@ChatoBack when Lordy was on the piss I think

@BrendanThere you go. I thought you were into the arts and stuff, but turns out Brendan is a poo jabber! No wonder there is no culture in this cuntry today :(

@Poet LarryetteMeet me in the gardens, early, like at around 4 and we can whip something out as we excercise. You naughty boy!! I'll have my driver there too!

@BrendanSure. I can whip something up. What you got in your kick?

Y'all be a wast'n good corn fer mak'n dummied up cures for no nevermind. They dern't neven have no corn in Australia. Ain't git no corn whisky neither. Injuns bring us the corn. Abos 'll explode if'n they try ta eat corn - like feed'n meth to doggies.

I think we might be able to spare a few quid for you to help us at the new war memorial Larry. To add some colour let us say. To be honest it is all so drab and we really need some verve and spunk and did I alreasd mention our budget?

Send the sub. Scour the ocean and dig him up. Put him in the White House. You won't notice the fucking difference.

@AnonymousA round headed catholic Zarathustra? I do not believe...

@Trevor 'Pothead' WilliamsWhere can I buy the book?

Alllll you boys 'n girls from Australia is gonna git the Big Freeze commin yer way. Winter gonna be cold fer y'all, 'n why? Cuz this is Global Coolding times. Shephards trails ';n franz gootenglock all y'all stanky 'opl gibber bones. Froooooze, yes indeed, it' sain't gonna be good. No sirree.

I wanna take a cruise. Floating on the see, just my girls and me. I have Lucinda from Detroit and Sweet Marie from Tashkent. Nevermind abut Loosey Lucy in the cabin downstairs. Tonight I will enjoy the moon with Mabel from Upper Komfuckya West. Life as a loose Lothario with a long languid lizard riding tween my thighs...All the bitches in the world and my heaven still is so far away.Shit. But now... Get ready for the ride of your lives people. For my cruise ship has sunk and you are all going down muthurfuckers.You ain't got nothing at all.

@Nit PickaRonsense. Yanks are as thick as 2 planks and dont need no survey to prove that.

Snort'n corn liquor be a lot better fer ya than corn pone dust.

He came back, he said, “Where the fuck am I supposed to go?” I said, “I don’t fucking know, I sent you round, why don’t you fucking go round?”

Fact Check: Most Americans think Elvis lives. Not true. A vast majority of Americans believe Presley did in fact die in 1977. A Gallup poll conducted in 1997 found only 4% of Americans thought Presley was alive, while 93% of those surveyed were certain he was dead.

Send Robin round!

Can you imagine what that prick ScoMo is planning for us? For sure he will put a 'porn' tax to fund all the money he is burning on the virus. Christian cunt.

@B JeezuzI took it. And now... Where is my mind? Where is my mind.

@Worried, RobinsonNo problemo. Dun it before. It all comes out in the end.

NO fucking stamp you cunt.

@B JeezuzDon't you think that would also cause a problem? Imagine if it clagged your rear end? Definitely a problem.

no stamp?

@Stoned out of my tiny gourdHey no worries! I take it in an enema.

@Digger, CarnbourneOh yeh. Shit for Brains born-again Christian fuckwit ScoMo is a real champ PM. Give him another month or two and you will see him for the clown that he is.

Well well well Max. It seems the fair dinkum Aussie is taking a shine to our no nonsense PM. Cool in a crisis, PM ScoMo is leading the fight to flatten the curve and beat the virus. How about some humility and getting behind him?Yeh, I didn't think so. You loony lefties just want to destroy our world envied economy because it supports fair dinkum Aussies and doing their fair share of work and getting their fair share of reward. Not like you bludgers!Digger,Cranbourne

@B JeezuzFor fucks sake don't soak the corn flour! You will never get it out of your nose. It'll be like snorting Clag for fucks sake!

@Green KnightOh I am fucking sure the powers that be in Israel would love to apply their spy technology on us all

@Dr BobYou know how we could get instant well being for us all? Tax the fucking Tech companies like Google, Apple and Facebook out of existence, and pass their ill gotten wealth to the people who really made it for them.

@Cyber BobSemantics. I wouldn't give those tech assholes the steam off my shit. For as soon as they make some usable discovery those pricks will try to make a buck from it, and screw your average worker.

@Toasted MuesliI knew you were going to ask me that.

I got polenta too... I will soak it overnight first.

Australia needs an enema and this virus just might do the trick

Alexa, what is "machine learning"?

@Dr BobCompared to the established monitoring techniques (cameras, wearables, ambient sensors), passive WiFi sensing displays obvious advantages: • Contactless and Pervasive—The ability to identify activities anywhere WiFi connectivity is available, without the need for any subjects to carry devices.• Diverse and Accurate Information—The detection of many activities from respiration to body gestures, from casual day-

@Analogue AndyThe main thrust of the article is that covid-19 provides a great use case for expanding the use of surveillance technology and machine learning during a time when the public will, with good reason, be more willing and eventhusiastic about such a prospect. The concern is that the same technology will be used for other things... and it will and it won't go away after the pandemic is over. https://www.timesofisrael.com/netanyahu-ministers-to-approve-mass-surveillance-to-halt-covid-19-spread/

@Analogue AndyCombining Passive WiFi Sensing and Machine Learning Systems to Monitor Health, Activity, and Well-Being Within Nursing Homes https://www.ni.com/en-au/innovations/case-studies/19/combining-passive-wifi-sensing-and-machine-learning-systems-to-monitor-health-activity-and-well-being-within-nursing-homes.html

@Analogue AndyThis not about AI it's about Machine Learning. Not the same thing.

Drop the bomb. Let God sort 'em out.

Don't have any corn flour but I've got polenta. Should I give that a try?

@Green KnightRight... A little skepticism is warranted when you read the overblown nonsense about AI. After all we should all be riding around in driverless cars by now if any of these clowns were right.

@YugoMachine Learning is getting so good that we can bounce WiFi off of someone’s body and read their heartbeat, read their facial expressions, and estimate their emotional state. https://danielmiessler.com/blog/sickness-monitoring-is-the-open-door-that-video-surveillance-has-been-waiting-for/

Thank you. In this hell hole of a time, the ability to imbibe any substance that can alter my reality is welcome.

@YugoStick a Raspberry on your Pi hole? Good lord Yugo, what on earth are you talking about? Stick to your New Age stuff I reckon

@Track my asshole, spookWhere is Mr Applebum nowadays? Another CIA spook on the run after being caught out forcing his interns for sexual favours.

Dern't no nothing 'bout no headskin. I keep my hairs cut short to keep the world's nastiness off my head. You look at them jigaboos with big fuzzy Afros - they suck in all thar world's nastiness, diseases 'n Covid!!!

Set up your own. Join a real social media platform https://joinmastodon.org/

There's an app for that: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=sk.sivak.eldritchhorror.android

This kind of raspberry https://www.raspberrypi.org/

Oh I run all this on a raspberry plugged into my router... so any device connected to my home network automatically gets this