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Trickster 24 years ago Kesey:
I was reading Sometimes A Great Notion again, read it 15 years or more ago. Someone dumped it on me for Xmas before KK got dead. Anyhow I just started reading it again for no good reason after looking at it thinking 'I read that already' and then became engrossed and read it different then before and was reading it alot, like 3/4 way through. Then I do a search on Stamper and Kesey to find the connection and lo and behold come across the prankster site......and what are they all damn doing, reading Sometimes a Great Notion en masse and going up to Oregon to read it with the town. I dunno. Just happened like that. I suppose this means that I am on the bus? Well, I guess I'm either on the bus or off the bus. I think maybe things changed. I think maybe now you can be on the bus and off the bus at the same time....fuckit, mebbe I'll just get the train or walk.

PeterReith 24 years ago Children don't try this at home!
Bah, that guys full of shit.
Anonymous 24 years ago NO PROOF SHOCK HORROR TOSSERS!
Those pricks aren't fucking each other over, they're fucking the rest of Australia over! And they even got a third term out of it!?! How stupid does that make the average Ozzie voter? Pretty fucking stupid! And L'il Johnny Rodent knows it.
Anonymous 24 years ago RELAXED AND COMFORTABLE?!!
Ratman, we know where you live!
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD: MAIN-LINING SHIT!!!
PeterReith 24 years ago Handy Travel Phrases
Je t' aime baise
Max 24 years ago Kesey:
When you're right, you're goddamn fucking right! And Kesey is/was/will always be: RIGHT!

Fuck the Lord... eternally!
kum 24 years ago Handy Travel Phrases
Hey Yugo, I thought you didn't like political stories? This sounds like a page out of the Prime Minister and Cabinet's Guidelines?
Anonymous 24 years ago Handy Travel Phrases
Hmm, could come in handy for when I get on the bus!
Anonymous 24 years ago Final Call for The Bus!
The cop yanks the bus over to the side and he starts going through a kind of traffic-safety inspection of the big gross bus, while more and more of the smoke is billowing out of the woods. Man, the license plate is on wrong and there's no light over the license plate and this turn signal looks bad and how about the brakes, let's see that hand brake there. Cassady, the driver, is already into a long monologue for the guy, only he is throwing in all kinds of sirs: "Well, yes sir, this is a Hammond bi-valve serrated brake, you understand sir, had it put on in a truck ro-de-o in Springfield, Oregon, had to back through a slalom course of baby's bottles and yellow nappies, in the existential culmination of Oregon, lots of outhouse freaks up there, you understand, sir, a punctual sort of a state sir, yes sir, holds to 28,000 pounds, 28,000 pounds, you just look right here, sir, tested by a pure-blooded Shell Station attendant in Springfield, Oregon, winter of '62, his gumball boots never froze, you understand sir, 28,000 pounds hold right here - " Whereupon he yanks back on the hand-brake as if it's attached to something, which it isn't, it is just dangling there, and jams his foot on the regular brake, and the bus shudders as if the hand brake has a hell of a bite,
Anonymous 24 years ago Final Call for The Bus!
Who's the engine driver?
Anonymous 24 years ago Final Call for The Bus!
The two Stamper brothers are each one of the ways I think I am
PeterReith 24 years ago RELAXED AND COMFORTABLE?!!
No one will touch me; I'll tell!
Actually, I'll take a first class seat on that bus, that OK John...heh heh heh...I never thought it would work out this well!
Monarchy and religion are the effluent of a dying society!
kum 24 years ago Final Call for The Bus!
Well, if Jingo Johhny AND Rat Reith are both going to be on the bus, i think we should make room for a suicide bomber!
PeterReith 24 years ago Final Call for The Bus!
But I want to sit up the back!

Ok, as long as you make room for me I promise not to talk about the little chat we had about the photos.
Anonymous 24 years ago Final Call for The Bus!
Is there a seat in back for little old Johnny Jingo... he'll need to get out of the country for awhile.
Anonymous 24 years ago NEVER GIVE A SUCKER AN EVEN CHANCE
To paraphrase a once original point of view; I wouldn't piss on that two-faced, four-eyed little ratfuck if he was on fire! Hell, I'd be the one who set Johhny alight!
FrankBlues 24 years ago HAPPY VALENTINES BANG!
Spokesman Ben Dover?
Doesn't he work in the PMs office?
Go around hurting people with do it your self wooden and metal crackers; real logical way of making a point; not.
YUGO 24 years ago AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL
Read the article morons! It mentions Australia.
Anonymous 24 years ago Theo lost one night...
"The need to tell lies is strong"... ripped from the personal memoirs of John (Bite Me) Howard, aka the Mean Old Cunt from Canberra...
Max 24 years ago Theo lost one night...
Tell me more, Frank! The Chicken must return!
Max 24 years ago AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL
Where does Australia fit into all this? There must be a couple more contenders for the Axis of Spiteful Old Fucks?
Anonymous 24 years ago THANKS, MATES!
'snot that bad a thing. Means I can roll up barefoot, ragged shirt, beard and can of beer in hand anywhere I fucken well like. Officer, Russel Crowe was just over, hey fuck you, I was just rounding up me cattle.
Anonymous 24 years ago AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL
And where does lil Johnny figure here..probably no one would want to join him in any axis!
Max 24 years ago THE BUS
Ever been UNDER a bus?!
Max 24 years ago OUR WORLD LEADER
This is an outrage, a dispicable affront, an absolute and inexcusable insult to many fine and noble chimpanzees!
That's not news! The Yanks already have a robot as President!
Anonymous 24 years ago ADVERTISEMENT
Where can I buy a ticket!
-John Howard, Prime Miniature of Australia (Uber alles!)
This could be the next big thing in the Olympics. As a specxtator sport, it surely can't be beat (Get it? BEAT?)
YUGO 24 years ago OUR WORLD LEADER
OUR WORLD LEADER? I wish people would stop referring to him like that. Who voted for him?
Anonymous 24 years ago Do you know this prick?
A priest has the main qualification already: experience in talking bullshit!
Anonymous 24 years ago Do you know this prick?
I'm not sure how a priest would fair with a job application as a toilet attendant.
Anonymous 24 years ago Do you know this prick?
Yeh but his name is Bill Xenox!
kum 24 years ago Do you know this prick?
To quote my dear and much misunderstood old friend Karl Marx: "Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the feelings of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of unspiritual conditions. It is the opium of the people."
As far as I'm concerned, turn all churches into discos and all priests into toilet attendants.
Anonymous 24 years ago Arafat goes to war
Read interesting bit about Sharon and how he is about to face the same judiciary committee that Milosevic is facing for similar crimes in the following recent usenet post:


American Dissident Voices Broadcast of November 17, 2001

The Value of Truth and Righteousness
By Dr. William Pierce

Hello!

Last Saturday George Bush addressed the United Nations General Assembly,
urging all of the member nations to join the United States in bringing
pressure to bear against all countries that sponsor terrorism or harbor
terrorists. He did it in his standard mock-serious way, barely
suppressing a smirk. Everyone applauded, including the representative of
a country that from its founding until the present day has sponsored
terrorism. That country, of course, is Israel.

The prime minister of Israel, Ariel Sharon, is a war criminal, a mass
murderer, with the blood of thousands of women and children on his
hands. He is being sought now for trial by the same Hague Tribunal that
succeeded in extraditing former Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic
for trial on charges of crimes against humanity in Kosovo, the same
Hague Tribunal that already has tried and sentenced soldiers who raped
and murdered in Bosnia and in Rwanda.

In 1982, during Israel's invasion of Lebanon, Ariel Sharon was Israel's
defense minister. After the bloody terror-bombing of civilian
neighborhoods in Beirut that killed thousands of Lebanese and
Palestinian civilians -- terror bombing carried out by Jews flying
military aircraft supplied to Israel by the United States -- Sharon
arranged for the evacuation of Palestinian fighters from Lebanon.
Palestinian women, children, and old people were left behind in refugee
camps, with their safety guaranteed by the United States. On the night
of September 16, 1982, Sharon sent murder squads into two Palestinian
refugee camps, Sabra and Chatila, in West Beirut to kill the unarmed
Palestinian civilians in the camps. With Israeli tanks and troops
surrounding the camps to prevent any of the Palestinians from escaping,
Sharon's murder squads shot, knifed, and bludgeoned Palestinian
civilians all that night and the next day and the following night, while
the Israelis around the camps listened gleefully to the shots and
screams coming from inside. Then Sharon sent in bulldozers to scoop out
mass burial pits and cover up the corpses of more than 2,000 Palestinian
women and children.

Many Palestinians remained unburied, however, and Red Cross workers
found whole families in their homes with their throats cut and other
families who had been lined up and machine-gunned, from small children
to elderly grandparents. One infant had been stomped to death by a man
wearing spiked boots.

This was Ariel Sharon's work, but only a part of his work. He is a man
who believes the teaching of the Talmud that only Jews are human beings,
and that all who are not Jews were put on this earth only to serve the
Jews, and that anyone who opposes the Jews deserves to be killed, and he
has acted in accord with this belief all his life. There are a dozen
major atrocities for which he could be tried by the Hague Tribunal, but
the one with which he is charged now is the mass murder he implemented,
as Israel's defense minister, in West Beirut in September 1982. And the
U.S. government, which clamored for Slobodan Milosevic to be turned over
to the Hague Tribunal for trial, pretends that it knows nothing about
Sharon's genocidal crimes against humanity.

In the 1950s Israel's Mossad, the equivalent of the CIA in the United
States, sent hundreds of letter bombs to German scientists working in
Egypt and Syria, killing a number of them.

In 1967, during Israel's war against Egypt, the Israeli army carried out
a number of mass executions of Egyptian prisoners of war in the Sinai,
forcing them to dig ditches, then lining them up and shooting them.
Dozens of eyewitnesses to these mass executions have reported what they
saw, but the world's politicians and media bosses pretend not to know.
Also in 1967 Israel attacked the U.S. Navy ship, the U.S.S. Liberty,
attempting to sink it and kill its crew and then blame the sinking on
the Egyptians.

Israeli agents have carried out assassinations and other terrorist
operations around the world. One of the most colorful of these
operations -- and one of the few that received major media coverage --
was the attempt to murder a prominent Muslim cleric in Jordan in 1997.
Two Israeli agents sprayed poison in the ear of Khaled Meshal as they
walked past him on a sidewalk in Amman. Fortunately, Meshal's bodyguards
were able to catch the two Jews as they ran away, and so the
assassination attempt was publicized.

Israel has stolen nuclear materials and nuclear weapons technology from
the United States to build an illegal nuclear arsenal. Israel also is
known to have developed an arsenal of biological and chemical weapons of
mass destruction.

None of these Israeli activities is secret. Those I've mentioned are
just a few of the ones that were found out and publicized. Not
publicized very much, of course. In fact, they all were dropped from the
news pretty quickly. Still, everyone attending Mr. Bush's speech at the
United Nations last Saturday knew about them. And yet, no one stood up
and booed. No one walked out in protest. Bush's speech was covered by
all of the major newspapers and television networks in the world, but no
reporter for any news medium operating in the West commented on his
hypocrisy. No one mentioned Israel's terrorism. Everyone knew, but
everyone played along.

These people weren't lemmings. Lemmings really don't know any better.
Lemmings are essentially moral creatures; in fact they are compulsively
moral. To lemmings it is essential to feel and think and act the way
they believe they are expected to feel and think and act. That's
morality. Most groups of lemmings believe that it is bad to lie, to
deceive, to be hypocritical. If during George Bush's speech at the
United Nations a substantial part of the audience had walked out in
disgust, and at the end the remaining delegates had stood up and booed
him loudly, and if the media commentators then had remarked with scorn
to their television audiences that Bush is a hypocrite who talks about
stopping state-sponsored terrorism while continuing to finance Israeli
terrorism, the lemmings would have booed him too.

But Bush's lies and hypocrisy were ignored by the media and by the other
delegates. Instead of booing, they applauded him. And so the lemmings
applauded him too. It was all an act for the benefit of the lemmings.
Nearly all politics these days, nearly every speech or public appearance
by a politician or a government official, is an act of showmanship. What
is said has relatively little relationship to what the politician
actually is thinking.

Certainly, last Saturday George Bush wasn't really thinking about waging
war on countries that sponsor terrorism or harbor terrorists. He was
thinking first and foremost about the importance of pleasing the Jewish
media with his speech. He may have been keeping his fingers crossed and
hoping that no Arab delegate would jump up during his speech and shout
at him, "What about Israel? You say that we should wage war on states
that sponsor terrorism. Israel engages in state-sponsored terrorism more
than Afghanistan and all the other countries in the Middle East
combined. When will you send your B-52s to carpet-bomb Tel Aviv and
Jerusalem?" And at the end he must have marveled to himself how smoothly
the act went and how easy it is to deceive the public.

Crookedness of this sort has been going on for a long time. There are
only two things that make this latest crookedness noteworthy. First, it
is being used to justify yet another war that is not in the interests of
the American people. It is being used to justify dropping cluster bombs
on villagers whom we have no good reason to kill. And second, it is a
lot more obviously crooked than usual. Osama bin Laden caught the Bush
government and the media by surprise, and they didn't have time to
refine and polish their lies. All they could do was pretend that they
had no idea why he would attack the United States and then claim that it
must be because he hates our freedom. They didn't have time to put up
their usual smokescreen of obfuscation. They simply launched their
denunciations of terrorism and terrorists and of governments that
tolerate terrorism and hoped that no one would say anything about Israel
or Ariel Sharon or Israel's policies of assassination and torture.

Because the crookedness is more obvious now than usual, more perceptive
people than usual are noticing it and saying something about it, and
that's good. But these perceptive few who are unhappy enough about the
crookedness to speak out have little or no voice in the mass media, and
so the lemmings remain oblivious to the realities of the situation.
That's the wonderful thing about democracy: you don't have to try to
fool all of the people; all you have to do is fool most of the people
all of the time, and that's pretty easy to do when you control the mass
media. You can just ignore the few who refuse to go along with the act,
and the great majority of the voters will never notice.

So why do I care that the system is crooked? Why should you care? Why
not just pretend not to notice the crookedness and go along with it,
like everyone else? Pretend to be a lemming, but stay alert to
possibilities for profiting from the fact that, unlike the lemmings, you
really are secretly aware of who's who and what's what. That's what the
big shots do. That's what the people do who care only about themselves
and don't give a damn what happens to their country or their race or the
civilization built by their race, as long as they personally are able to
turn a profit from events. That's what George Bush does. He pretends to
care about all sorts of things. He pretends to be outraged by terrorism,
but he shakes Ariel Sharon's hand and gives him a big hug whenever
Sharon shows up in Washington. He pretends not to be aware of Sharon's
record as a mass murderer, a war criminal, a terrorist, a man who sends
out teams of assassins and orders the Israeli police to torture
prisoners.

A lot of people think and behave the way George Bush does. A lot of
people believe that's the only smart way to be. We're living in a
society in which a great many people are completely alienated,
completely disconnected from any sense of responsibility to race or
nation or to anyone but themselves: amoral people, people willing to do
anything they believe is personally advantageous, people for whom every
public expression is simply an act. And because there are so many people
like that, including virtually everyone in the government and in the
media, America is very, very sick.

I'll go further: individuals who think and behave that way are sick.
George Bush is a very sick man. Anyone who consciously and deliberately
betrays his own race or his own nation, anyone who commits treason, is a
defective person, a sick person. And George Bush, by consciously
following a policy he knows is not in the interests of America but only
serves Israel's interests, a policy he knows is responsible for the
September 11 attack against America, a policy he continues to follow
despite that knowledge, is a traitor. That's George Bush I'm talking
about, the President of the United States. He may look stupid, but he
knows what he's doing. George Bush believes he's a smart guy, a guy who
knows which side his bread is buttered on, a guy who can get away with
anything as long as the Jewish media will back him up. And so far he has
been getting away with it. In a democracy, hypocrisy works; lying works.
As long as you have the mass media on your side you can get away with
anything, because the majority of the voters never will figure it out.

What has been happening in Mazar-i-Sharif and Kabul and other northern
cities in Afghanistan this week is a good example. The big act put on by
George Bush and his British counterpart Tony Blair and all of their
media supporters since the campaign to destabilize Afghanistan began
last month -- the big act was that the Taliban is a bunch of tyrannical
fanatics who brutalize women, sponsor terrorism, and do lots of other
bad things, and the Northern Alliance, which was supplied with weapons
and money by the U.S. government while we bombed the Taliban to
smithereens, is a bunch of Sunday school teachers and Boy Scouts. The
United States will deliver Afghanistan into the hands of the Northern
Alliance, and then everything will be rosy and peaceful and democratic.
The people who had been tyrannized by the Taliban will be free and happy
under the Northern Alliance. The Americans will be the good guys, who
have made this wonderful improvement possible.

Well, of course, it hasn't worked out that way. As soon as the Northern
Alliance took over each city it began rounding up people it didn't like,
people who belonged to the wrong tribe, for example, and raping and
killing them. There have been dozens of mass executions and mass rapes
by the Northern Alliance troops this week. There are a lot of people
they don't like. And the ones who just get raped or shot are the lucky
ones. Eyes are being gouged out, breasts are being cut off, prisoners
are being castrated and impaled and skinned alive or burned to death.
That's the way things are done in the Middle East. When the British
tried to pacify the country in the 19th century, the rule was never to
let yourself be taken alive. If you were wounded and left behind, you
always saved your last cartridge for yourself. Rudyard Kipling wrote
about that:

"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,

"And the women come out to cut up what remains,

"Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains

"An' go to your Gawd like a soldier."

The Russians learned the same lesson, to their sorrow, just a little
over a decade ago. And the military people around George Bush certainly
were aware of the experiences of the British and the Russians. The
Taliban indeed may be a rough and brutal bunch, but no more rough and
brutal than the people paid and armed by the U.S. government. When the
Taliban was in charge at least there was peace and stability. There were
no massacres or gang rapes. The U.S. government, with its bombing
campaign and its mercenary troops in the Northern Alliance, has
succeeded in destabilizing large portions of Afghanistan, and the rapes
and mutilations and mass executions have started.

But the lemmings won't hear enough about that for it to sink in. George
Bush will continue lying and smirking and pretending that the Northern
Alliance are the good guys, and America is bringing freedom and
democracy and happiness to Afghanistan. What the United States actually
is trying to do is set up a government a little more corrupt than that
of the Taliban: a government that we can control with bribes and threats
and that will not be a danger to Israel. That's the whole purpose of our
war against Afghanistan.

It's the same sort of crookedness that we saw in connection with the
Second World War. The pretext that the British government used for
declaring war against Germany in 1939 was the safeguarding of Poland's
freedom. When the Roosevelt government in the United States finally was
able to use the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor as an excuse for jumping
into the war against Germany, the act by the media and the politicians
here was that Americans were being the good guys and would bomb the
Germans to smithereens in order to protect American freedom and the
freedom of Europe. And the people to whom we shipped military supplies
so they could help us were the Soviets under good old Uncle Joe Stalin,
that kind and fatherly fellow who also was being threatened by the
wicked Germans.

Of course, what we did, after carpet-bombing German cities and killing
enough Germans to make them surrender, was turn Poland and the Baltic
states and half the rest of Europe over to communist rule for half a
century. It had never been the intention of either the British
government or the U.S. government to free anybody. We knew what sort of
people the communists were. We knew that they had butchered the cream of
the Polish nation in the Katyn forest and elsewhere -- 25,000 Polish
military officers and professors and physicians and engineers and
writers -- but our government and media people pretended that it was the
Germans who had done it and that we were "liberating" Europe from the
Germans and protecting American freedom, which never was threatened by
the Germans.

It was all an act. The aim was not to safeguard anybody's freedom; it
was to destroy Germany because the Germans had gotten the Jews off their
backs and out of their country. We made war against Germany in order to
make Europe safe for the Jews and for no other reason. We are making war
against Afghanistan now in order to make the Middle East safe for the
Jews, and for no other reason. Everything else is an act to keep the
public fooled. And the public will be fooled: just as they never figured
out what World War Two was all about, they won't figure out what the war
against Afghanistan is all about. They may hear rumors about the
massacres being carried out now by the Northern Alliance, but the
television people won't spell it out for them, won't show them gory
pictures of the piles of corpses, and so the public won't get it.

So again, why should you care? Why not just go along with the act, the
way the big shots do?

That's a hard question to answer, in this sense: If you're like George
Bush or any of the other big shots who think they're being smart by
going along with the act and collaborating with the Jews against their
own people -- if you think that's the smart way to behave -- then you
won't understand my answer, no matter how carefully I explain it. If
you're a person who already is totally alienated -- if you're an amoral
person who already is completely disconnected from your race and its
traditions and values and you think of yourself solely as an individual
scrambling to get an advantage over other individuals by any means that
will work -- you won't understand my answer.

But if you still have some sense of being a part of something larger and
more permanent than yourself -- if you still have a sense of racial
identity, a sense of kinship with a larger family of fellow Europeans,
of fellow White men and women with whom you share traditions and values
and a way of looking at the world -- if you value the civilization your
ancestors built over the last 5,000 years, if you think of it as your
civilization -- then my answer is superfluous. You already know the
answer. You already understand why you must not collaborate with
creatures who secretly sneer at your values, who are contemptuous of the
traditions and history of your people, who have been working for
thousands of years to corrupt your civilization, and who are determined
to annihilate your race. You already understand why men who do
collaborate with these creatures must not be permitted to make laws and
set policies governing your people. You understand that instead of being
applauded and looked at with respect, they should be hanged as traitors
and as a warning to others who might be tempted also to betray our
people. You already understand that truthfulness and righteousness are
their own reward.
Anonymous 24 years ago Do you know this prick?
Or maybe they mean Bi-vacational meaning that he holidays twice a year.
Dear Ed,

If you were as paranoid as your post makes out you would not be running Microsoft's Operating Systems.
Yes there is a vaccine that the US Army uses and there is a cure for Anthrax in it's early stages but not in it's advanced stages.
Anonymous 24 years ago THE BUS
um.....never get off the fucken boat?
Anonymous 24 years ago THE BUS
Um....er.... your either on the bus or off the bus?
Max 24 years ago Do you know this prick?
Maybe they mean bifocation? as in bifocals? I notice the worthy gent is wearing coke-bottle-bottom specs there!
Anonymous 24 years ago Do you know this prick?
Lordy, Lordy, Paw! Some bad peoples done been speakin' ill o'thee on that there heathenistic inter-net! May the good Lord smite them, Paw!
It's Intel and United Devices or something ....
Max 24 years ago DON'T HAVE A COW, MAN!
Hey, Ed! I'll buy THAT for a dollar!
I'm certain the US Army is working on a cure for Anthrax, since they're responsible for its release!
I sure am glad I'm a Vegetarian!
Anonymous 24 years ago Arafat goes to war
Israel and its biggest supporter the United Fakes of America have finally got what they wanted, using the fraudulent "War on Terror" as a Trojan horse. Now they can wipe the Palestinians from the face of the earth all in the name of ---- (fill in your own lame excuse: the sovereign state of Israel; democracy; or whatever). But hey, didn't they pinch the idea of from that nutless geek Adolf? Ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer! They really are all cunts out there!
You sure that greedy, four-eyed fucker Gates ain't behind this?

 

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