We're Going to War!

AS THE USUAL MOB OF POLITICAL OPPORTUNISTS AND MORAL SCUMBAGS BANG THE DRUMS OF WAR, HERE'S A LITTLE GEM FROM THE FIRST "GREAT WAR"!
I don't want to be a soldier,
I don't want to go to war.
I'd rather stay at home,
Around the streets to roam,
And live on the earnings of a well-paid whore.
I don't want a bayonet up my arse-hole,
I don't want my bollocks shot away.
I'd rather stay in England,
In merry merry England,
And fuck my bloody life away.
- Anonymous, 1916
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    · 24 years ago
    I thought George Dubya was a warmonger until i heard Alexander Downer and John Howard's appalling rhetoric. They're initing a terrorist attack!
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    · 24 years ago
    Hey, why sound so condemning; maybe it will be good for our economy too! (Not to mention us shareholders in specific stock....nyuh nyuh nyuh)
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    · 24 years ago
    You pussies! Scared of a little war are you?
    Wimps!
    What the fuckin youth of today need is a war! Make men of them!
    Show em what its really like, not like pretending on a fucking computer!
    Good on lil Johnny for standing up to that bully Saddam!
    At last a politician who is not scared of you wanker elites and your PC bullshit!
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    · 24 years ago
    Well, excuse "me"!

    "I" just happen to own a Macintosh
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    · 24 years ago
    You are a meat popsicle

    - Ensign Pulver
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    · 20 years ago
    Yayyyy we are going to war
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