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Tex, your third eye is brown.

Geez. And I thought Eddie was trying to help Australia raise its IQ!

I'd rather eat Packer's heart out...

Suffer in your jocks!

- Jeffrey Gibb (Gibbering?) Kennett

Well done buddy,
Can I have the australian distriborship and franchise for that,Ill buy lunch.

scuzzi

Tom, on the basis of this dynamite article alone, I'll buy the hext round! Cheers you aging old fuck! Grow old disgracefully!

When I get a fat I don't ask questions, I just put it to the best use possible.

USA deserves all it gets - after all, it perfected the first-strike mentality, just ask the citizens of Chile (etc, etc, etc!)

we need Jean-Luc Picard (may as well throw in a fistul of Data's while you're at it). i_gg

I like it. Is there any more?

Boycott! Boycott! Boycott!

You reckon you got problems? I'm still trying to resolve my stiff!

Now THAT's the kind of incisive reporting I like to see!

- Bruce Buttfuck, Executive Chairman, Buttfuck, Shotbolt and Dropkick, Corporate Accountants (Former Minister for Testicle-Squeezing and Privatising Victoria, in the former Kennett Dictatorship).

What about Buddhism. This religion has never caused a war or attacked anybody......

And crucify Melissa as well.....

Keep rubbin Cheryl..it seems to be helping!

Biggles

Here, lovie, let me help...

Cheryl Kernel (not to be confused very often)

Ive been trying to stiffen my resolve but the Viagra aint workin!

Why everyone keep picking on Cheryl? She not another Meg Lees!

Dills, the lot you!

Ah...Mr Verkhovensky is alive and well.

But whose interested in the music...eh heh heh heh

Some of her music's OK," said 16-year-old Anna, who didn't want to give her last name. "But some of her music is a little too young, or — "

"Stupid," one girl offered, as they all burst out laughing.

Don't stand for it, spread the word, let everyone know, make web sites like this, tell the children, don't vote liberal, write your local member, duck!

Very well written. Using the facts as they are you've managed to pull the wool off my eyes! So... how do we stop it?

No, no, no, no, noooooooooo!

No, no, no, no, noooooooooo!

Crucify Sharon!

The party never dies; it just moves on to another house.

(Some pissant representative you were going to make anyway. A retraction is out of the question now; I suggets you have a good hard tug at yourself.)

Umm... of course its bullshit....

that would explain why the abc url no longer works and was shifted so quickly to archives @ http://abc.net.au/news/justin/weekly/newsnat-26jul2002-13.htm .

I emphatically deny being onto anything or having any opinion other than those expressly presented by the right honorable George W, God bless his soul. (oops, not allowed to say that "G" word now) I also emphatically concur with his republican representatives and his chosen elected and non elected officials.

And for all you doubters out there, I have it on good authority that there definitely was a plane crashed into the Pentagon and that the US military did not shoot down the last hijacked plane on Sept 11th. The US government is not in the business of tampering or fabricating evidence to further its global political cause.

I am writing this of my own free will, and my motivation has absolutely nothing to do with the two big MIB blokes outside and the one looking over my shoulder.

I also wish to point out that many of the privatized public service facilities in this lucky country are owned by companies other than those registered in the United States.

Ummm... cant think of any off hand but there are some.

Yours Independently, and of my own free will.

Anon (waiting the implants)

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There is only one flaw in your otherwise accurate posting: the USsimilation has not "already begun", it BEGAN immediately post-World War Two.

Now, under the Mendacious Midget's Punative Reign of Mediocrity, Felching and Killing the Poor, USsimilation is nearing completion, you'all.

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition! Greedy excreta shall rule the world!

- Irish Ian

You da man, Tex, but spare the good (NOT!) citizens of Sydney the nightmarish spectacle of a beardless, buff Mitch waving it through tosser town... there are some things neither man nor woman is meant to know!

NEVER assume, Ed, and... NEVER get off the boat! But if old Rupe wants to squeal, hell, he ain't half the man this "diatribe" purports him to be.

No wonder the world economy is going down the tube!

Hey I thought this was bullshit till I read this:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/justin/nat/newsnat-26jul2002-13.htm

You must be onto something!

Hmmm
Sure your not one of them???

gODDAMN xENOX nEWS! tHEM DUDES GET INtO EVRy DAMn NOOK AND CrAnny DON;T tHEY! (aNd i SAID nOOK AND cRANNY, NOT gook AND gRAnnY!)

A stunning expose; once again Xenox News pips the lot! A moderately expensive bouquet of late-winter bloomers and a case of bourban are on their way to Darwin. We hope for an early recovery. Viva Xenox News!

For civilization to progress, ALL religions must be outlawed, all proponents of religion must undergo psychiatric treatment or, failing that, be sentenced to jail. Humanity can no longer afford the madness, mayhem and atrocities that flow from religious fantasy taken as fact.

Can't argue with them sentiments...

- Irish Ian

Makes you feel proud to be an Aussie, doesn't it, seeing those two kids who escaped from the Woomera prison camp being sent back inside!

Imagine the gall: applying for asylum in a foreign consulate to get away from the Howard Government!

I feel sick.

Woohoo! It only affects young people who have eaten infected products.

What's to know? In an act of revenge the USA invaded Afghanistan, a sovereign state - grotesque as the fuckin Talibaniacs were but nothing to do with Sept 11 mass murder or even unique in a world full of corporate horror -and anyway the fuckin world stood by and approved... great excuse now for every shitty regime on Earth to jail or kill its opponents (just call 'em terrorists) more innocents murdered there now than in NY... so proving yet again that anything goes... and what goes around cums around.. Don't cry for me... its all greed and fear, avarice and malice and what price a lucrative oil pipleine, fuckem all, let it all go down in flames... are you listening?

More fuckin proof why those crook Bushbullshitartists are agin' a independent global criminal court: the "foreign policy" deeds of the USA marks speeks for itself.

Those fuckin bullshit Yank cunts think they own the whole fuckin planet and all on it. They should all burn in fuckin hell - or whatver the fuckin islamic equivalent to that bullshit christian crap may be - forever. Fuck! Fuckem all... the long and the short and the tall

Hmm, methinks I may be able to use such a humanitarian device in the service of Allah, praise His name!

Osama bin Hiding

The excitement is contagious... I've wet meself!

om mani padme um

Nationalise the banks, the railways, shipping, etc... it's about time these "enterprises" got working for AUSTRALIANS! And yah sux to you dipshit Hansonites who lost the plot before you even got off the ground.

Ed:
If we only had a true free market. Total business, legal, and moral de-regulation then I'd be happy!
Especially with the moral de-regulation...