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I think Cleo's skin would have been more poo brown than pearl white.

To release the blue balls, just cut them off.

I've got a black hole

Jason

There was no "black hole" left behind by Labor, as even Howard supporters now admit. That was just another Lib furphy... but wait! There IS one major black hole endangering the country: that one where John Howard's heart should be!

Your just jealous of his grand accomplishments. And dont forger flip-flopping Beazelys $50 billion black hole!
Australia is a middle-class paradise thanks to PM John Howard!

Mrs Howard

Iraq is nowhere near being a democracy, not by a long shot. One day it might be, but no one will thank the US, who will surely maintain a military prsence there as long as they can get away with it.

Lets see Bush go after Dear Leader and invade North Korea! One bunch of maniacs attacking another!

Democracy? What kind of democracy? The one Bush and his crazy christian clan are imposing on the USA? The kind of democracy that gets you locked up for years, without charge, without trial, without recourse to any acceptable form of law? The kind of democracy where fiction passes for fact, resulting in the death and multilation of tens of thousands of innocents men, women and childrren, just because a bunch of blinkered fanatics in the White House have hijacked a nation? Fuck that!

Its the amerikan version of "democracy" at work.

Its the class system at work

someone should let a little air outof armitage before he pops! and anyway how come sicko saddam gets his day in open court while those poor fooks in guantanamo are treated like they have bubonic plague???

Yo trev here is some more...

Richard Armatiage name is too hard to spell
but he is a bald headed cunt; killed some innocent vietnamese.
What a man.

Madam Mao had a fan in her cunt and could make a breeze when she wanted.

And one thing more:
Free Saddam!

speechless... take me home

Squeaky...mmm, Squeaky!

If this is some kind of metaphore for the current state of political discourse in Australia, then whip, whip it good!

You got that fucken right brother! They'll execute the old bastard quick before he can tell all, the evil pricks!
ANGRY DOG

I'm gonna giggle at this "trial". There'll be bugger all evidence put up cause too much of it will implicate the CIA, shrub family, house of Soud and link 'em all in a roundabout way to AlQueda....geez louise. Alex B.

And free Charlie Manson. It was the girls that did the killing, not he!

S.Fromme

John Howard PM: lying and buying another term

yeah, a shining light out of my friggin arse!

Ready for a show trial, folks?

How much is a home delivered Capriciosa in Iraq?

Duckman

Too bad they missed little Johnny Ratfuck during his photo-op!

The US STILL maintains military bases in both Germany and Japan, so don't expect them to leave Iraq any time soon.

Will they do dick transplants since mine is rather small.

Man 'o' Steel
c/Kirribilli House, Sydney

fuck them. they should stop shooting at us. Thats right they are shooting at us: Dinki di aussies! Even after our sheilas rescue their countrymen.
Fuck em all, they spit in our face when we liberated them.
take their oil and torch the whole fucking shithouse down!

Putriot

Liberators? Then I guess Adolf "liberated" Poland, Belgium, France etc etc! This is a christian crackpot invasion. Do you really think after all this shit the US will simply just... go home?!!!

Shh! Did you hear that? It sounded like a mouse farting! Yup! That's was the "transfer of power" in Iraq!

I'd imagine the arms business would be a goer in the new Iraq.

Flim Flam Man

Sounds great! When will all us backpackers get to visit?

Fritz

AAP:
"July 1 Baghdad Stock Exchange will open for first time."
A timely article Tom. We've had our differences but I'm glad to see you share the optimism I have on the new Iraq.

Patriot

Like his US mentor the deluded George W. Bush, Jogn Howard dwells in a world all his own, with no clue - nor care - of what sundry difficulties the rest of us must contend with just to get by. If there is a God, He is not the One those two "gentlemen" are praying to.

Will the Aussie citizens kidnapped by the Bush regime and imprisoned in Amerikkka's Guantanamo gulag be permitted to exercise their democratic right to vote?

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It Johnny Virus "wins" the next election we'll all be singing "god save the queen" again! And he'll reintroduce conscription! Time to hit that nasty little infection with a big dose of election day antibiotics!

See George un! Run George Run... the Novembers election is coming and you've got to get the hell out of Iraq. Cal it "a handover of power", call it "sovereignty", call it anything but its time to fucken duck and cover! You lying piece of shit!
-ANGRY DOG

You need lessons in basic grammar

Fuck that Tony. Just give me the Yeh-Yo!

Fidel

You investigators
you need websites like this
coz then you can say
there is the bad guy
that them there is them bad guys

FIRST YOU GET THE MONEY.
then you get the power.
THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN.

Tony Montana

Who ever said "lefties" support Latham? And by what bizarre criteria do you associate Latham - and Labor - with the "Left"?!

Policy-wise, and in "real-politik" terms - Labor is now approximately where the so-called Liberals - a misnomer if ever there was one - were back in the shwanging sixities.

And the Libs - particularly under that slimey old power-tripping ratfuck Johnny - are ever so slightly to the left of... Saddam Hussein.

It's all about POWER

Vote for anyone BUT Howard or Latham!

signed by your local radio-friendly organ grinder (fuckemall)

Interesting to note that Xenox News Lefties favourite Mark Latham has AGREED with PM Howard and supported the measures for schools.
Leaves you with egg all over your faces.

Patriot

I'm already there!

I took this pill... and had a humungous shit!!!

Here's a nice little perspective on our "war on terror", make you Ossies feel nice and relaxed and comfortable, just like in Bushville:

"With the third anniversary of the war on terror fast approaching, the administration has not expanded the armed forces and apparently has no plans to do so. It categorically rejects proposals to revive the draft. It has left untouched the rituals of consumption deemed essential to the American economy. It has studiously refrained from curtailing corporate profits or prerogatives. Old-timers will recall when big wars meant rationing and higher taxes. Not this time. Through deficit spending, we will slough off the cost of war onto future generations. "

Want it all? Y'all go to :

http://www.commondreams.org/views04/0621-02.htm

Tonga to bolster US forces in Ireck!

What the FUUUUUUCCKKKKKK!!??!?!?!?

"Tonga's first contingent of peacekeepers has arrived in Kuwait to prepare for their peacekeeping duties in neighbouring Iraq."

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200406/s1137317.htm

Evidence tampering is the Shrub's forte!

And here's another poll for you, Pate: a joint survey by the Yank ABC News and Washington Post shows that 52% of Americunts believe the Iraq war was "not worth fighting", 7 in 10 reckon Yank casualties were "unacceptable," and the figure for those confident the war has "enhanced long-term US security" has dived 11 points this year, to 51 per cent. You and your fucken polls!
ANGRY DOG

Big fucken deal! When's the fucken election, asshole! As for "polls":

"Labor is back in an election-winning position, reversing poll results earlier this month, the latest Newspoll has found.

The survey published in The Australian shows that on a two party-preferred basis Labor has 52 per cent of the vote, against the Coalition's 48 per cent."

The fucekn AUSTRALIAN! not exactly a red rag, is it, Pate!

Speaking at the pre-trial hearing of three Yank soldiers charged with "abusing detainees" at Abu Ghraib, a judge says the prison is a crime scene. No wonder that sick old fucker Bush wants to tear it down NOW!
ANGRY DOG

Another typo, Pate? You obviously mean to say "Australian people fucked by PM Howard"!
ANGRY DOG