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actually the fuckwits are not preferencing howards mob, they are giving preferences to the ALP in more electorates than the Libs.

Dont let the facts get in the way of a good story but

Is there a music CD out?

I've got hard evidence...in my pants!

Boris

liars will burn in hell

Stop picking on our PM. You wont be laughing when he clean bowls Latham on Oct 9 and we get to have him as our leader for another 3 years!

Raspberry Cordial

I'm a believer! Praise Frank! Praise the Lord of the Flies!

I shot an arrow into the air
it got Johnny in the eye fair and square
now for that dickhead Bush I swear
His skull is full of shit and air!

_ Tom Bombadil

Umpire Maclaren - secret love tryst

awwwwwwwwww!
Your just jealous!
anyhows Mark Williams coached winning VFL team; will he do the same in AFL??
and if he does who is behind this conspiracy???

Its more like porn poetry...

If johnny and gerogie and both still in their respective jobs after the novembers polls, then one thing is inevitable: more and more terrorism!

Hi all
I have just bought a great badge of howard on
www.topicalbadges.com
The bottom line is both bush and Johnny howard will be here this time next year so we we will all have to grin and bear it sorry margo .your “not happy john” will be very happy any one want a double bet
So long fred from
australia

Maybe they can get the actor, not PM, John Howard instead. He has all the 007 moves too.

Georgie Parker

Actually Pat, its the Aussie electorate that's reaping the consequences... of voting for the little liar in the first place!

In his new book, BBC broadcaster James Naughtie reckons U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell called Vice President Dick Cheney, Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and his deputy, Paul Wolfowitz, "fucking crazies" . And that was BEFORE the Yanks invaded Iraq.

As for the the Mendacious Midget, I reckon our mean, tricky and vainglorious PM is just a fucking ARSEHOLE!

Oh yeah old Johnnys really the MAN when it comes to "natonal security" aint he just! I mean, here we have those crazy JI nutters right next door, blowing folks up in Bali and Jakarta, and our brilliant PM sends the ADF halfway round the frickn world to... Iraq!!! What an arsehole!

Yeh but will there be chicks in bikinis down there?

raspberry Cordial

Will Margo mirror some of Patriot's Articles?

Raspberry Cordial

Hey Max, I saw your comments in Margo Kingston's Web Diary (http://webdiary.smh.com.au/archives/margo_kingston_comment/000222.html) and agree whole heartedly! Why doesn't Xenox News mirror the Sue Bradford letter? - Ninja Tortoise

Trust the Rodent on "national security"? Clutching my tax-payer-fundedfridge magnet, I've barricaded myself with cushions in my armchair, with Vera Lynn cranked up REAL LOUD on my Victrola!

I like it: it rhymes and you can dance to it! As for those bloody LibNats, is anyone out there feeling "safer"? Is anyone feeling "relaxed and comfortable"? That nasty old devious dwarf Howard is so bloody sure of his "national security" credentials he's gone and shut down the Aussie embassy in Bali!
_Dusty Davo from Derrimut

You've been watching Eddie McGuire again!

is that soaked in coke like Tony Montana??

Lords and ladies of the realm forswear your former allegiances, turn off your TV and look to the heavens. A new messiah comes from an unknown land with a new grace to bestow on the human race. Men and Women. High and Low. Jew and Gentile. The shining one makes no differentiation. Her heart is like the sun and comes to sweep all the cobwebs from our spirits and make us all shiny like a 20 cent coin that's been soaking in coke for a month.

Allah Akbar!

The Turpie moe reminds me of 3.30pm
light day
inanity rising
wishful future ambitions
other things behind the scenes that I can't remember but that were helpful

He seemed so sincere - a bit like our PM really - but I never did like that little mustache Turps had.

if she flashes those tits i'm sure, as Dudley Moore would say, she'd get the horny voters in!

raspberry Cordial

If Rowntree runs for federal parliament, I'm voting for HER! She'd make a terrif Foreign Minister!

The sickening Beslan school massacre is a direct result of Russia's 10 year campaign of terror in Chechnya. Like that idiot Bush, Putin cannot - or will not - distinguish between cause and effect.

i dont know!
just fuckin go round!

Where the fuck am I supposed to go?

I'd say Howard's "soiled underpants" have been hanging out there for all to see for quite some time!

Trevor how about some more election poetry?

Well, there goes my appetite!

I'd reckon she'd be 60 something. keen as mustard I reckon.

Trev

Dear Trev,

Exactly how old is this groovy granny of yours? Like, you know she could be a granny at 40 and that aint too bad, you know. Take Pricilla Presley for example. She was a granny at an early age and she don't look too bad to me. Specially seeing as she's had heaps of plastic surgery, you could probably kiss her and eat at the Y at the same time. Kinda like killing 2 birds with the one stone if you get what I mean.

Trev? Is that your pseudonym Bill Heffernan?!

That aint no fish the PMs dangling: its Peter Costello!

What about good old Alexander DOWNER! He's apparently quite a popular gobbler in the parliamentary dunnies!

I thought it was the other way round? A padlock on every nun and a penis in every home?

Don't worry Raspberry latest polls have lil Johnny safely with his hand on Australias till.

sure you aint just repeating this shit?

Sydney perverts Association founded by Liberal Senator Bill Hefferman. Howards bum chum!

Stop it! Your just scaring me now with this stuff!

Maybe lil Johnny can give them his undies.
They could raffle them for more money.

Are you suggesting our elderly PM cant get it up? Odd, considering Johnny the Rat has been screwing the nation since 1996 (minimum!)

Yeah, I can't wait till we start launching those missiles at Indonesia!! Go Johnny Go Go GO!

Heinrich

Hey Phil you got any pictures? I'd really like to see some Lucy and Schroder action; maybe on the piano with ol Beethoven watching. Whaddya reckon? Cmon ya gotta have sumthin!

Pull the other testicle, Raspberry, it plays Onward Christian Soldiers!

But I see your tainted Tory mentor reckons "We are five and a bit weeks out from the election and we still don't know what he (Latham) stands for... People know what we stand for. "

Well, the Rodent sure got that last bit right!

Max once again your instinctive hatred of Howard overcomes your reason. If we let those so-called refugees on the Tampa into Australia that would have sent a message to people smugglers everywhere that Australia was a soft touch. Well thanks to Man'o'Steel and his loyal sidekick Ruddick we stopped them. Imagine if we didnt? We'd all be eating our food with one hand and praying to Allah!

Raspberry Cordial