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Cap'n Blackshack

You forgot to mention Washington's favourite candidate Cardinal Allawi of Baghdad! If the Bushies gain control of the Vatican, it will be yet another historic "turning point" in the divine reign of St George the Younger and Defender of the Sacred Jockstrap of Holy Crawford. Praise Jesus!

Now that the "democratic" elections (another "turning point!") have come and gone, Iraq is about to get a whole lot more interesting... and as the ancient Chinese curse goes: "May you live in interesting times".

"With 3.3 million votes counted from about 10 mostly southern provinces, the United Iraqi Alliance of mainly Shiite religious parties is so far garnering an astounding 66% of the seats in parliament..." says www.juancole.com. "

Looks like Iraq is on course for a a religious Shiite government closely allied to Iran and its long-standing support for Shiites long oppressed by Saddam Hussein. Not quote the compliant puppet regime the Bushies are salivating for!

Oops, George, you did it again!

Jim, you really ought to get out more. Join the Young Liberals where like-minded lads sing yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

Hey ya Polish Prick,
Give Danzig back to Germany, and Silesia and Pomerania and fucking east Prussia.
Yeh thats right all that land those 'evil' soviets gave ya in 1945!

Herr Frank Blues

ps We all remember the support the Poles gave to Warsaw Jewish uprising in 1943; none!

Look mr Frank Blues, it's nice to hear that - we'll get you soon.
We, Polish people are proud that our brother run from Poland in 1981 to Australia to continue fight with Russian soviets in Afghanistan. After his death on the battlefield last Polish President of undergound goverment in London(Yes, because of you sold us in Teheran in 1943 we had underground goverment for almost 40 years after the 2nd WW when soviets ruled us), gave him very very important medal of honour.
Regards,
Polish Citizen

Bush and his mates just lie, lie, lie and keep on lying because they know it works!

Interesting kind of democracy going down in Iraq, with the US intending to keep at least 120,000 troops in iraq ntil 2007!

Well maybe we should wait a bit longer. It seems the old fart only has the flu.

How about a Poll on this then ay?

Break out the condoms, boys! its time to par-tay!

The pope now looks like the guy on DrWho that invented the Daleks!

I thought Il Papa carked it years ago, they've just wheeled around a mummified corpse for years...

Someone better tell those poor bloody Iraqis that it takes more than an ink-stained finger for a nation to become a democracy.

"Bush officials never wanted to run Iraq themselves, but rather to have a loyal local do it for them. Before the invasion, their plan was simply to install the wealthy, CIA-groomed exile Ahmed Chalabi. They also drew up sweeping plans to privatize the entire Iraqi economy, including the oil sector — before the Iraqi people got to cast a single vote. "

Read more: http://www.commondreams.org/views05/0130-07.htm

And what exactly did Iraqi voters vote FOR? Anonymous candidates? Mysterious parties with unknown policies? Religious fundamentalism?!

The Yanks are bleeding at the rate of a billion bucks a week in Iraq - not to mention the body count, but hey! who's counting?! Old Osama must be enjoying this!

Our weasel of a Prime Minister John "Suckhole" Howard plans to ask for clemency for Melbourne man Nguyen Tuong Van who is facing the death penalty in Singapore for heroin trafficking. This is the same John "Suckhole" Howard that wouldn't lift a finger to help Aussie citizen Mamdou Habib - kidnapped in Pakistan and sent to be tortured in Egypt by US authorities before being locked up without charge in Guantanamo Bay for 3 bloody years! And as for Aussie David Hicks? He's still rotting in Bush's Guantanamo Gulag, with the Suckhole's royal blessing!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

The terrorists are ALREADY in your country! If you are in the USA, they have dismantled your Constitution and incarcerated innocent men and women without charge. In you are in the UK or Australia, they have introduced laws eroding basic concepts of justice. Wherever he is, Osama Bin Ladin is winning this so-called "war on terrorism" because the govts of US, UK and Aust are doing the job for him!

Look, while we are in Iraq and Afghanistan lets fix the Iranian problem once and for all, before they send all their terrorists into our country!

Lets Bomb Iran!

T.Parkinson

"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country." - Hermann Goering, Hitler's right-hand man.

President Bush and most of his cohorts claim to be men and women of God, but what God would condone the kind of mass violence current US policy is inflicting on Iraq? Soon the atrocities of Saddam Hussein will fade into history but the US occupation of their homeland will remain uppermost in the minds of Iraqis watching their compatriots assaulted daily by jaded, fearful and arrogant US troops. It reminds one of the illegal Israeli occupation of the Palestinian territories!

The Americans are stuck in Iraq now no matter what: if they stay, they're dead meat and a focus for every "terrorist' who ever wanted tro take a shot at a Yank, if they go, Iraq erupts in civil war and no doubt some devout mullah will eventually rule. Dubya may not be as dumb as many people think, but he proves every day that he has not the slightest grip on reality. Amen!

"Freedom and democracy"? is that what Bush and his band of liars are doing in Iraq? As long as the USA insists it is not be bound by the rules that apply to other nations it will inspire resentment and mistrust... and yes, hate. If you think Bush is the "good guy", then the terrorists have already won this "war".

Why dont our 70 year old PM and his wife Hyacinth adopt Prince Harry. It will solve 2 problems at once:
1. Removes him from Windsor family spotlight; and
2. If he is a Prince and is the son of the 70 year old PM then by definition Howard must be a King (and that bitch-wife Queen).

Brilliant! I'm writing to The Daily Telegraph right now to tell them of my master plan!

Bob Menzies Jnr

We fair-minded Aussies just love rolling in the PM's reeking excrement; we reckon it's our patriotic duty! As for those poor, dim-bulb Yanks they don't know shit from shinola anyway!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

There IS a spoon, a silver one jutting from George W Bush's arse!

If you just block your nose and think of His Majesty's deluge of bullshit as chocolate mousse, it won't seem so bad... in fact, you may soon find yourself humming Advance Australia Fair (Humming, because nobody really knows all the words)... ah, King Rat, what a vile old bugger you are!

Face it: Americans are so spun-out by the neo-con spin, they can't tell fact from fiction anymore, ergo: Bush "wins" a second term. Same goes for our very own arse-sniffing, lying little PM, the Rodent, and all those "aspirational" dickheads out there who voted Johnny back in!

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Purloin

what the?

ferkakte

There is no spoon

and then there's the next bit:

'Man pulls gun out of glove-box and blows douchebag bitch of a wife away.'

Who'd trust a Canuck you mean. Shit, half those guys speak french!

Raspberry Cordial

While the Bush administration pontificates about it's war-without-end on terrorism its own actions ensure a self-filfilling prophecy.

Maybe they are not in Syria, but are in Iran?
Wherever they are you can be sure no-one has told the 70 year old PM of Australia.

He should marry fergie.
Then we'd have a lovely red headed line of succession for the german, sorrry english, throne.

"Rendition", torture, assasination, lies, deceit, and stolen elections... Gee, I sure am glad we live in a democracy!!!

Patriot it looks like your spot on again. Unlike what all the bleedin' heart lefties say it is definitely true that the Syrians are helping the terrorists in Iraq, and that they have a vested interest in trying to stop freedom and democracy in Iraq. And now it looks like the US is going to target these exact camps that support the anti-Iraqi terrorists in Iraq. This will be a substantial step towards defeating the insurgents and bringing peace and hope to the Iraqi people.

So the choice is clear; but will the anti-US left of the west continue supporting the terorists in Iraq or actually support a move that will help the Iraqi people?

A.Bolt

Damn I didn't even know Australia had a billion dollars.

I always thought they were America's retarded cousin with no job.

You are a cunt...

And Bush reckons God speaks through him, which seems to indicate that God can’t pronounce “nuclear” or master subject-verb agreement.

Congratulations Frank! You may have Phil Ruddock's old job as Immigration Minister!
- John "Suckhole" Howard PM

Far from spreading democracy and peace, Bush and his oil industry cronies are doing the complete opposite... Pity America, so utterly hoodwinked by these liars and the lies they continue to propagate

Well not only have I donated nothing but I'm very angry that our PM John Howard has donated a billion dollars of our hard earned tax dollars to these lay abouts and their corrupt governments.

John Stoned
Institute of Pubic Affairs

To be working for the only democracy east of the Nile and west of the Indus?
I take that proudly!
But who do you dance for?

Patriot

Patriot, how long have you been working for Mossad?