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Unregistered 20 years ago A CHOICE WILL HAVE TO BE MADE SOON...
Do you mean our brave little wreath-laying, fake vice-regal, prime-ministerial, globalist pimp?
Are you suggesting that a massive blow across his conceited, sociopathic chops could do us a power of good, and smash his idiotic pomposity?
I couldn't agree more with you, my comrade in these Howardly times.
Unregistered 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
Unregistered 20 years ago A CHOICE WILL HAVE TO BE MADE SOON...
Ricardovitz 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
Poo jab imposter
Concerned Parent 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
hey!
You ain't the real Ricky.
Ricky 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
You really should count your blessings. At least he's not dressing like a girl! One sure fire way to get him dress differently though is to start wearing your pants the same way.
Smut Fucking Febrile 20 years ago TALIBAN TARGET DIGGERS DEFENDING AFGHANISTAN...
I'm agreeing...

Beeny Hill was great!
Smot Poking Liberal 20 years ago TALIBAN TARGET DIGGERS DEFENDING AFGHANISTAN...
Yeah like in V for Vendetta when that TV show did that bit on the Chancellor. Just like Benny Hill.
Crack smoking Liberetarian 20 years ago TALIBAN TARGET DIGGERS DEFENDING AFGHANISTAN...
My libido is gone since I stuck my arse with a dildo.
I remember Benny Hill. I loved some of those great-looking sheilas he had on his show. Spreading their legs, flashing some snatch, and nice rude stuff like that. I miss those days. Now the retard Oz public gets sexually excited over fucking Howard!
Pot Smoking Liberal 20 years ago TALIBAN TARGET DIGGERS DEFENDING AFGHANISTAN...
I hate them. You're all speaking in generalities and speak of a reality that only exists in your own mind. It all reminds me of Benny Hill.
You don't have to be a small "L" liberal to hate National Socialists.
Some of us Nazi-haters, have had guns, used guns, are capable of using guns again - but never for Nazis!
We fucked Hitler, and we will fuck his clones next time.
I say *FUCK THE HOWARDLAND DESPOTS AND STOP CRAWLING!*
Live on your fucking knees with your face sucking-butt, or die on your feet like men!
I will have liberty, or I will have death!
Just like being back in 'Nam:-

Interviewer: It seems our boys in Crapistan are not doing any good. What's your plan now?

Brendan: We will keep on sending Oz military there, until we run out of buckets to bring them back home in, or until Howard runs out of wreath-laying power.
Patriot, you are quite obviously too stupid to see that there is really very little difference between an Aussie terrorist and a so-called Taliban terrorist.
DEATH TO THE U.S IMPERIALISTS AND THEIR ARSE SUCKING ALLIES!
LONG LIVE THE RESISTANCE V THE U.S
Cthulu Worshipper 20 years ago TIME FOR SOME BUTT-LOVING
Jew, christian, muslim, whatever. You are all worthless before all mighty Cthulu.

At your death you will be whisked away for a eternity of pain and suffering.

And there wont be a lick of difference your moron messiahs will do to change it.
Jewy Rebel 20 years ago TIME FOR SOME BUTT-LOVING
Johny H was a-flyin' one morn' Over south Wagga Wagga...feeling for alarm When he looks down below, and what does he see? Two cajuns pullin' a Muslim on ski's! So he lands, and says, "Thanks for helping your brown brother!" And them two cajuns just looked at each other And said, "He might be smart, but I'll tell you something..." "He don't know a thing about alligator huntin'!" O-wop-bop-bam-bam Who likes a Muslim? o-wop-bop-bam-bam (CHORUS) Who likes a Muslim? o-wop-bop-bam-bam Who likes a Muslim? And the hatin', everybody, is a-gettin' much bigger Rich man travelin' down thru the South Stopped in Lake Macquirarie to get a tooth pulled out When he paid the doctor the charges due He said "My Muslim chauffer's got a bad tooth, too" "Well, I'll pull it...", said the doc, "but you'd better not holler! Cause I'll have to charge you $200.00 Cause here in Lake Macquirarie he can't open his mouth We'll have to go thru his bottom, to get the thing out!" Chorus There ain't much difference 'tween a muslim and a donkey 'Bout as much between an ape and a monkey Ones a little bigger, but you gotta agree There's not very much more that you can see. But a mule earns his livin' by the sweat of his neck While a muslim sits down and draws a gov't check The muslim should be smarter, as a general rule But in a spelling contest, I'd pick the mule!
Ricardovitz 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
1) If I weren't an Athiest I'd be a Muslim 2) Convert me, Mohammed I have a fetish for obese mule-faced women in Burkas 3) I wanna believe; but I'm affraid God will see that I'm an evil idiot 4) I believe, I believe, NOW can I be a suicide bomber? 5) I once was a Jew; and now I'm an Atheist who hates my mommy and daddy 6) Why did Daddy rape me while mommy watched; Now I hate you God! 7) Yep, stupid liberals really do what this old Atheist has to say about linguistics 8) Pssst, I give everyone an "A" because no matter how stuipid they are, THEY DESERVE IT!!
Unregistered 20 years ago DARKNESS WITHOUT DAWN
Maybe we could banish the sulky little devil with a good smack in his pompous face.
Porky couldnt make it into Jew World either.
LordyLordyLordy 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
It contained tunes like: Jesus why is Judas cock up your ass? Have a shave you bum Messiah Thank you Lord for all those Dumbass Yanks My Poofy Patron St Paul The night I fucked Mother Mary… And the all time classic: I’m a Christian and I hate sex.
Ricardovitz 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
Supposedly, Elton John converted to Islam over 1 year ago and is comingout with a new album titled: Islam doesn't consider me sexually retarded, until 3 Muslims catch me in the act. Track list: Ode to Turkish Prisons, sweet delight Iraqi gang rape - Oh, why can't it be me. All Mohammed needs is Love - and here I am to give it to him. Crescent Circle Jerk Mohammed said Pigs ain't for eat'n, but they's sure fun for fuck'n. Mohammed, Mohammed, let me play your organs with my talented fingers. One sweet kiss, Abdul Hamid, that's all I ask from a Muslim Jerk'n in a Burka
Unregistered 20 years ago When will the US bomb Iran?
Cain and Judas could not have said it any better! Adolf could have said it better, and Pol Pot, and Genghis Khan, and John Hogturd...
I want to see the Al-Abama mosque where them true-blue USAma lovers hang out with their cowboy hats and crazy fundamentalist fairy-tale religion stuff, and look like the 'tard kid from that Deliverance movie, or at least the pig-fucking hillbilly types. I wouldn't mind seeing Islam World while I'm there. I really like Mohammed Mouse and his filthy, decadent, slag-whore girl-mouse.
I also like the filthy pig brothers, Porky and all, but they are not in Islam World. Anyhow they're unclean.
Unregistered 20 years ago OZ PM'S SELFLESS ACT
Maybe he doesn't wash his mouth after sucking butt!?
Ricardovitz 20 years ago OZ PM'S SELFLESS ACT
One more time, ladies and gentlement, I'll ask the $1,000,000 question that no "fair dinkum" Australian can seem to answer: What is it that Prime Minister Howard has done to make you dislike him 1) politically, and/or 2) personally?
Ricardovitz 20 years ago When will the US bomb Iran?
Iran is an Islamic Nation. Islam is Murder. Islam is False Testimony. Islam is Lies. Islam is Rape. Islam is Incest. Islam is Perversion. Islam is Suicied. Islam is Child Abuse. Islam is Infanticide. Islam is Facisiam. Mohammed is the Anti-Christ. The deciples of Mohammed are the deciples of Satan. Therefore, ISLAM IS EVIL. Destroying Evil is good. Destroying Islam is therefore good. It is desireable for all civilized humans to do good. Therefore, all civilized humans must destroy and eradicate Islam.
But, if you make one of them sand-apes angry, IT'S YOUR FAULT IF THEY GO on A MURDEROUS RAMPAGE!!! Repeat after me, lemmings of Australia: Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam or die. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam or die. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam or die. All Jews die. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Submit to Isam or die. All Christians die. Submit to Islam and kill Jews and Christians. Submit to Islam. Submit to Islam. Harrae Rammah. Harrae Krishna. All Budhists die. Submit to Islam. Islam is the religion of loving bloody pieces.
How often do I have to say it? Burn Emperor John as an offering to The Lord. You would be amazed at the results - you really would! Everything fixed, and the way God planned it.
Invading Iraq has increased global Islamic radicalism. It's been said again and again and again in one intelligence assessment after another but Bush and his cronies keep babbling on as if everything's under control. They fucked up, they know it, they won't admit it, and they haven't a clue how to improve the situation!
I ate this Big Mac you see, and it squirted a drop of sauce on my fine white pants.

Well it wasn’t really sauce, but was mayo. It looked like a white blob that had just been squeezed onto me.

Now I know this doesn't appear to be related to the topic, but that blob of white looked exactly like that silly bugger Polish Pope’s head.

Y'know; round and shiny.

Is this one of them miracles they are looking for to make him a Saint?

His real name was Carol; we could have Saint Carol of the white spots that fall on your pants. It would be very religious.
Sickofitall 20 years ago OZ PM'S SELFLESS ACT
Howard is a soulless creep who coudn't care if you live or die
Chato 20 years ago The Trinity of Terror
When our little prime ministerial hero was asked about the security report, he was very terse and sulky indeed.
How dare anyone question the greatness of the father of our nation?
"Begone, you lowly bludging scum. I'm off to Kirribilli House where I shall be treated regally by my arse-sucking staff! A tried and true conga-line of suckholes."
Spock 20 years ago The Trinity of Terror
Affirmative.
Sickofitall 20 years ago The Trinity of Terror
And yet another top secret report confirms what the whole world already knows: the U.S. invasion and occupation of Iraq has given terrorism a huge boost and we're all worse off than ever! Thanks a fucken lot you dumb fucken Yanks!
Unregistered 20 years ago MORE NEWS ON THE GROOVING GRANNY...
We're sorry, sorry, sorry
jonny
Digger 20 years ago The Trinity of Terror
Hey Raspberry don't forget that Latin looney Chavez.

He is a dingbat who needs to be removed from office with "extreme prejudice".

Digger,
Cranbourne
Chato 20 years ago The Trinity of Terror
No doubt the Bush cabal have provided their mate Osama with a convenient new identity to hide behind.
John Howard asks - "What are mates for if you can't get them to suck your knob, or lick your arse?"
Unregistered 20 years ago sometimes i sit at home
Raspberry Cordial 20 years ago The Trinity of Terror
Osama's gone.

One down; two more to get.
Them Oz turkeys sure can flock when they get a fright!
Chato 20 years ago The Trinity of Terror
Here is a real trinity of turkeys:
"Trust me, I am really, really sincere" Johnny
"All the warmth of a sociopath, but none of the charm" Petey
"I am not a gutless, overfed, overpaid windbag" Kim

Our way of life sucks worse than Howard.
Let's get the Hell out of here!
Schvank 20 years ago BABY-BRIBE CAUSES TEEN FUCK-FEST
we've all been fucked over by that nasty little man and his nasty little minions
Wide Wayne 20 years ago THE BUSHEVIK REVOLUTION
The only threat I see is our own fearless leaders winding back our democratic rights faster than they can lie!
Ricardovitz 20 years ago sometimes i sit at home
If ya'll had the Second Amendment, you wouldn't have to worry about them goverment types grabb'n your guns.
Chato 20 years ago sometimes i sit at home
A cure for all sex-mania:
Imagine senile, old John Howard reaching for your pecker with a claw-like trembling hand, as he fondles his withered salami. All the while, drool drips from his lower lip as it romantically gibbers lewd suggestions about mutual something-or-other.
For some reason you are seized with an infernal affection for this rancid apparition, yet you are frozen with a sickening dread. In your mind whirl thoughts about joining the Liberal Party and becoming a real-estate agent.
TEX LUMBAGO 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
...and Hyacinth could at last be PM!
Chato 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
Poor old Elton really lost me when he recycled his Norma Jean song.
Maybe in a parallel universe, John Howard could marry Elton and become Mrs John John.
TEX LUMBAGO 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
I think you have summed it up very well.

Thank you.

 

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