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Well, the ancient dinasour ones anyway. You know, I think they call them Shriners. They go around pretend'n to be sand-monkeys, just like minstral actors used to put on shows in black face pretending to be darkies.

Anyway, them Shriners were zippin and zappin around in them little go-carts; I'd swear one old coot was drunk off his ass! They sure was funny to watch though - old men riding in circles in go-carts looking like any one of them might have a stroke or hear attack and just go off driving into the croud with one of them go-carts. Damnd funny show. I think they were collecting money for some evil purpose like a children's hospital or something like that. Anyway them old white boys dressed like sand-monkeys and pretending to chant arab jibber-jabber was something to see.

Only thing is, I didn't see one person under the age of 75. I recon that in a few years them go-cart drunk driving old coots will be extinct anyway. Too bad. It's allways fun to see old people doing really stupid things, ain't it?

I recon I remember the teacher mentioning something about the world going up in flames after a super nova or sompt'n like that.

You think y'all learnt the same thing down there on the Ass end of the world?

to do the frisk'n. Pick the line with the gal work'n it. I get real up close and personal with them, if you know what I mean. Stare them in their eyes as I pant my hot breath on her face. And, if'n you get yourself one of them short fattie gals, I'd swear that I can see their nipples getting hard.

Some of you queer boys and liberal lemmings worry too much about all this frisk'n stuff - learnt to realax a little and have a little fun.

Meant to say:

HELL YA!!!! Now THAT'S what I've been talk'n about.

Most of us have locking racks in our trucks for rifles and small metal pistol safes welded onto the floor panels under our seats. Some folks just leave them under the seat or in the gun compartment (fka glove compartment). The rest of the guns stay home until we need them.

Besides, when holding the bible and kneeling, even the AR-15 gets a little bulky.

Good point tomtitmouse. 2 very powerful and influential people. The Masons are under-rated in that regard and mostly people dont know they exist in the first place!

As if that pious prick Rudd will be any different from Howard. They both are in the pockets of the Masons and Yanks.

Ricardovitz - i think the following was directed at you ..

Welcome to the Lying Rodent's Tory version of Democracy, dickheads!

I can't see the problem! Once a deadshit, always a deadshit. So bring the bastard before the courts. Give him a fair trial and then string him up. That will keep everyone busy for years. What's wrong with that?
- Ex Liberal Voter

just because someone doesnt like howard doesnt necessarily make them a leftie ,

but if you back howard - then along with him at the next election, you will most certainly be a loser

That will be a new but different type of "BOOM" in the property market.
- Ex Liberal Voter

I have only one request of "our" boys over in Iraqistan, and that is that they die soon, and in large numbers. After all, that is a small price to pay to keep the bloated plutocrats happy. Isn't that right, John "USA FTA GST" Howard? Someone has to keep the wine cellar in Kirribilli House safe.
- Ex Liberal Voter

These men put their lifes on the line for us and our values every day.
And all you can do is sneer at them!

One day you will live to regret that.

Digger

Cranbourne

¡Un voto para Howard, es un voto para la muerte! (A vote for Howard, is a vote for death!)

We must not forget the biometric NWO ID card Johnny has waiting for us!
http://www.accesscardnoway.net/

All Johnny's moronic fans are not too worried, they couldn't find anything better to do than to join-up with a load of other Oz nongs to mill around on the Sydney Harbour Bridge wearing their silly little caps, so they could tell the world "Hey! We're Oz morons! Look at how pathetic WE are!"
- Ex Liberal Voter

Don't worry; the pixelated superheroes of the SAS were on hand to save our 70 year old PM.

I suppose it's the price we all have to pay for our dear leader's publicity stunts.

Kids will have to learn to play with daddy's stick sooner or later, and who better to educate them than child-loving Johnny boy?
- Alex D.

As long as I can watch footy and celebrate the Sydney Harbour Bridge by being in a crowd of happy Oz retards crossing the Bridge, and making themselves a great "terrorist target" for John "Jihad" Howard's "security forces", I don't care! I have my fridge magnet, and soon John will give me my biometric NWO ID card too!
- R. Slicker

It was cheaper to collapse them, rather than having to remove the bloody asbestos from those clapped-out eyesores! Let the mug public breathe the shit in, all the right people got paid...
- Jack McCrackafat

How dare you besmirch the memories of the 9/11 victims by using them for your sordid political purposes! Don't you know only the Bush administration is allowed to do that!

Where can I get a Cheynee butt plug? Are these the consecrated versions or is that a myth?

Are we meant to take our guns to church when we go and pray with Our Lord Jesus?

Do you do that in the states Ricky or do you leave your arsenal at home when you go to church?

Apparently job applications at customs by homosexuals and lesbians also increased by 3000% percent in US and Britain after these new procedures were introduced.

Notices also that almost 2 years to the day a related article was posted on Xenox News regarding the new series voyeur's delight x-ray machines.

I am a loyal Australian

God save the Queen

Advance Australia fair

Stuf the yanks

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala !What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they burn a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says " Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says:"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude. how much water did you drink?!!"

Oz sheeple will not fight back. As long as they can watch big homo galoots running around with a bag of air, they are happy.

Don't worry about the PM finding out Alex; I hear he is right into this sort of stuff. With Hyacinth Howard dressed up as Eva Braun!

I like the sound of the leather boots - throw in some fishnet stockings and it's a deal! Please don't let John know.
- Alexander D.

Digger, you may be interested to know that the USA is now reaping the profits from Howard's FTA (For Thee America) agreement. It is a shame that the trade balance has moved into reverse for Australia since Howard surrendered to the USA on the "Free" Trade Agreement.
- Ex Liberal Voter

You Howard-haters are living in a fools paradise. Ordinary Aussies don't give a damn about who met who. All they want is the Government of the day to protect them and to keep them wealthy.

And PM Howard has done this in spades!

When the election rolls round the ALP will collapse in a heap once again because of their pitiful history of running Australia's economy. All PM Howard will have to say is that the ALP equals 18% interest rates. And Kruddy will then join the likes of Crean, Beazley and Latham as another loser opposition leader.

Digger

Cranbourne

Porn, crime, shares... the fucken Rodent is sinking in his own bullshit

Max you are spot on mate! But you are too soft of those fucken billionaire Yank butchers and dumb zoned-out dipshits from Cannonfoddertown USA. Especially get that vicious old fuck Cheney. Impeach? Fuck that! I reckon a few years of waterboarding followed up by an electric drill bit though each knee would be a good place to start! And whatever that ugly fuck Sheik Kaled whatsit did or didn’t do, it’s no match for the complete destruction of a nation, which is watch that moron Bush and his mad mates did to Iraq. Hundreds of thousands killed, butchered, infrastructure, economy, health, education, all smashed to bits and now the best recruitment tool for Al Qaida or whatever. Fucken Bush ought to be handed over to Sadr’s militia for a quick tour of the back streets of Sadre City and a slow decapitation. Maybe we’ll watch it on fucken You Tube! Shit don’t get me fucken started

"I did grieve a little over the waste of good human tissue that could have been used to advance science, but win some - lose some, I say..."

What do you think the resident sand-apes at Guantanimo are for? I know that pure scientists need "human" flesh, but it'll have to make due with sand-ape parts and pieces. Besides, chimps are too damn expensive and the green-piece wackos cry too much about experimenting on chimps.

The skyline was improved considerably once those towers had gone. Surely the chap has earned some marks for that? I did grieve a little over the waste of good human tissue that could have been used to advance science, but win some - lose some, I say...

I meant no offense Ricky, but personal inner torment has been very fashionable since James Dean hit the screen, but I digress. I consider that culling from the top is the paradigm to follow, however if it proves too difficult we may as well start by exterminating footy-fans. I have conducted computer simulations of mass-slayings of crowds by projecting Billy Thorpe's "Poison Ivy" directly at the simulated bioforms. I got good results, but it needs to be tried out at a footy match with Billy's band the Aztecs supplying the audio. I'm kidding, of course. It would be more efficient to use military-surplus nerve-gas.

If that guy done all that stuff and now they have got him locked up does it mean the war on terror is over? and...what is the next war gonna be about?

that I have been tortured in some way. I also must ponder some more on whether culling from the top or from the bottom first really makes any difference at all. Culling from the top is so difficult and doesn't lend itself to any immediate gratification, does it Doctor?

When an accountant sees "999", he gets a pucker factor of about 8. He goofed somewhere, and he don't know if it's due to a rounding error or the secretary's crack-head daughter stealing $1,000,000 a penny at a time from the company.

is 999 anti-666?

Shangri-La?

Lassiter's Reef?

El Dorado?

Ricky is (in his tortured way) appealing for the cleansing effect of an all-out global war. Looking at the dead-heads that now populate this planet, it has to be seriously considered. All options should be on the table! But I agree with Venting Wasabi that we should start culling from the top first.

Just towards the end of the Vietnam conflict it was. A lad turned up in my surgery. He had been discharged from military service, and I soon saw why - he was green! At least his arse was green. I did what I could, but after I cut away his rotted rear plumbing, there was not enough of him left to fill a small bucket. Oh well, all in a day's work I suppose...

I think we should all at least do #6 of Rick's solution for Oz. Any extra knowledge is good knowledge; especially for the trying days ahead.

Here in Monstralia and there in the Mutated States of Dumerica polls consistently show most folks wqant to see the Malicious Dwarf and the Shrub flushed down the toilet bowl of history. Colonel Rick Sanders is whistling dixi in the dark.

I'm suggesting:

1. that you get the NRA to take up your cause in Australia

2. That you start the equivilent of GOA (Gunowners Of America) - you can still call it GOA, since Australia and America both start with A's.

3. That you not elect ANYONE to office who is against the citizens of your country owning the firearms of their choice.

4. That anyone who owns a gun, HIDE IT, STASH IT, get as much ammo as you can stuff in large closet for it.

5. That you start a grass roots campaign to GET YOUR GUN RIGHTS BACK, and ultimately make these rights irrevocable somehow.

6. Join a gun club, just for the hell of it. Learn to shoot, and buy as many guns as you can afford, even with debt.

7. Hunt! And take your kids hunting too.

8. And, yes I would suggest that you Aussies march in mass protest - you won't get your freedoms back until you do.

When you all figure out that you really do need guns and ammo, it will already be way too late. It's really sad what is happening to your country. Demoralizing, actually.