Deadman Receives Hogturd Curse...

Take the third path or suffer deju-itis all over again again, grasshopper!

Really jumping!
- Mouse1

What?
- Mouse2

Sarcasm!
- Mouse1

Let's find a pic of John Howard, and eat out the eyes!
- Mouse2

Okay, but you'll spew up your guts...
- Mouse1

Who is that fat overfed pig who works for John the walking corpse? Joe Hoggy or somesuch name. Back in the old country we dealt with such pigs by castrating them first, then tearing out their lying tongues and we would cut off their lips. Then we would cry out: "let the fun with sharpened stakes begin!"
Ah, such gentle and harmless joy we had in those days - but why not now? Wild joy in the mountains, as we leap around the impaled long pigs, with the great bonfires burning! Sharpen the stakes! Soon we party as never before!
- Vlad (remembering the good old impaling days)

Vlad, I am really enjoying your enthusiasm for sticking human bodies on stakes - a very understandable passion, but surely you don't let the tissue go to waste after your celebrations!

Which ain't too new anymore.

If harvesting human flesh is what you're into, then just grow it in a lab. Didn't you know that we are already doing this? Haven't you heard of fetal stem cell cloing research. We've grown kidneys, livers, spleens, stomachs, and a host of other body parts from fetal stem cells. It's been rumored that certain governments, like Israel, have been experimenting with cloning spinal cords, brain tissue, and I've even heard that certain human cranial glands have been perfectly cloned. This is "today's news", Mr. Benway. You really need to keep up with the times a little better. Your methods are somewhat antiquated and yield less product, if you know what I mean.

Ricky, it's "DOCTOR BENWAY" please! Ricky, I am a little hurt by your crude suggestion about tissue production. I am an artiste in the field of tissue economics, and professionals regard me as a sort of human tissue bonsai gardener. Look at the PM of Australia and you see as fine an example of bonsai homunculus tissue artistry as you would see outside of a horror museum anywhere. Art Ricky, Art!

Rupert Neve, the man with perhaps more credentials in the audio field than anyone else living has suggested that the current 44.1 khz method of creating audio CDs is very flawed and that even a crappy analogue vynil record is more soothing to the ear and mind of the listener than 'any' CD.

The reason is because of digital switching noises that occur on 'every' CD in the high frequency band that are unrelated to the audio material.

With analogue recordings the sound is certainly not as accurate but the anolamlies and distortion create by a record player are related to the harmonic content of the material - hence soothing.

With digital recordings, at least at 44.1khz (which they all currently are) the switching noises are unrelated to the material and although not obvious to the ear the switching noise is annoying and does not allow one to relax as one would to an analogue recording.

Just thought I would clear that up.

George

Glad you did George.
I couldn't sleep at night beacuse of that.

Luckily my hearing is so fucked (by industrial noise) - everything sounds great! I'd be lucky if 4Khz switching caused a problem for my hearing. Just like John Howard who never has to hear anything unpleasant anyone says to him.
- Bludging Disabled Pensioner

Most, if not all, humans cannot hear the "switching noise" that you refer to in digital recordings. There have been studies on this and this is a fact. Switching noise is filtered with an inductor and a capacitor - simple circuitry will eliminate almost all audible noise; a little more complex (but common) circuitry will eliminate all audible noise to humans. The only people who ever complain about "switching noise" allegedly associated with digital recording are fruit-loop audiophile geeks who sit around reading distortion and noise statistics published in tech articles. They don't actually "hear" anything of the sort. Moreover, if you are listening to a musical recording straining your brain to make believe that you can hear switching noise, you are definitely an old crusty "they made them better in my day" technophobes. The noise, distortion, and compression associated with analogue is so grotesque, so obvious, so awful, that they even had to invent box devices just to crudely attempt to filter the noise, expand the sound, cancel distortion, etc. just to make the sounds resemble what was actually recorded. The bottom line: if analogue was better, we'd all still be listening to records and 8-track tapes. Obviously, there's a reason we don't. Some foolish people tend to overlook the obvious in their rationalizations.

Tell that to Rupert (who has been working on improving digital audio technology for some time now)

The theory that 44.1khz was adequate for all music recordings was written by a small bunch of lunatics inc marketing types without nearly enough research and collaboration.

No one says they can hear the digital switching. Think of it as a dog whistle blaring along everytime you put on a CD...

Some pundits also suggest that even though we are not capable of hearing such high frequencies, that the noise up there affects the way that the lower overtones are produced.. (the ones we can hear)

If we can't hear it, its not there theory? But the ripple effect, the ripple effect, and stop blowing that dog whistle at the same switching rhythm all night.

Would you eat HeLa cells? Plenty of them around. OR would you have a problem of their antecedent?

Tex, there's plenty of bad cell lines out there - have a squizz at the national despot for a cell culture gone wildly wrong!
- Ex Liberal Voter

It don't make no nevermind to me, so long as they are barbaqued with a Jack Daniels and brown sugar glaze in a hickory wood smoker.

Shoot, what do you think them McRibs are? Do you think that stuff is real genuine rib meat? Or what about the "Black Angus" Burgers? Do you really think that stuff is Black Angus meat? Probably just doctored up grass fed skinny-cow beef.

Cultured meat would be cleaner, leaner, and would come in so many varieties that you would never get sick of eating meat. It could even be hormone fortified! Let me put it this way - I'd rather eat HeLa Cells than chomp into a burger full of gristle, bone and veiny parts.

If you are a proper suckhole, you will gulp down an imperial quart of spoiled John Howard semen - just to prove you are running with the Satanist neocons as they wage war on everything. A few cancer cells are nothing. I'm sticking with vegetables, and I KNOW I'm still not safe!

"you will gulp down an imperial quart of spoiled John Howard semen"


That's a Homosexual thang - neocons ain't Homosexuals.