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It was only the Howard haters and latte sippers who thought he was an angel.

Digger,

Cranbourne

More "info" on Haneef dropped before the grateful unwashed Oz citizens. It seems that Haneef is the Anitichrist actually. Or something like that. This is going to be a big shitfight now. Does this mean Johnny will romp back in? Where's my razor blade?

the home of the grammatically pure.

You get something extra with your dose of clap, TB, and bird flu. VERY civilized indeed! Coming soon to OZ, I'm sure!

Maybe you meant: UPON their bended kneeS. And perhaps you also meant - LICK their masters.
The correct usage of "whereupon" is demonstrated thusly: "His excellency, Sir John Weasleton Howard entered the grand hall, WHEREUPON his grovelling suckholes fell to their knees with eager tongues drawn and ready..."
I hope that this information has been both informative and useful.

hahahaha...... That was pretty funny. Actually laughed out loud.

Ron.

I'll see if I can get a stick to pick up a used condom out the back of a cheap brothel somewhere. Add a bit of used dunny paper, and I reckon we have the makings of a fine crown for the Canberra sewer-rats to fight over. The worst thing about these turds - they can only die once!

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Andrews, Ruddock, Howard, all should resign for this if not for their history of mongrel lies and cruelty... but they won't. It's up to you, Australians!

We know America is home of extremist militias and other terror groups who are behind such things as killing doctors, immigrants and especially the terror attack on the FBI building by Timothy McVei. Or was McVei a member of Al Q'aeda?!

As long as the price is right.

So I would say that they are fully civilised now.

Yeah, what ABOUT China? I keep being told things over there are better than ever (besides the fact that it's becoming increasingly difficult to breath, in many cities).

Yeah, you'd be right about stringing him up if "the 'ole boy has something to do with blowing up little girls and little boys" Ricky, but the Australian judge who heard the evidence against him formed the opinion that he was not a threat to the wider community and let him walk free on bail. That's the small point you have been missing....and probably a lot of other people too.

take up for the likes of these sand monkeys. Either you ain't white, or you are just plain stupid!!

Now, let's assume for a moment that you are of the caucasion persuasion, and not some kind of wacked out sandmonkey on qat. Why don't you just go about minding your own nevermind and leave these folks to us. We'll take good care of them for you. I guaranty you that if that 'ole boy has something to do with blowing up little girls and little boys; and would just love to blow up an Aussie school bus or tow full of white children. He's getting what he deserves. There's no reason not to string him up right now and give him his due.

Don't you sheeple have one ounce of self preservation in you? I mean, either you are so deranged beyond all recognition and hope, or you just ain't a white Australian. That's all there's to it.

That's true Chato. Let's see if they read my letter on their show next Sunday. I'll try to remember to watch that segment. I doubt they will though. Probably too worried about any legal action if they raised the subject.

How are things over there in China? (before I feel sorry for anything)

Is anyone still sorry for the way things are in China?

If 60 Minutes had any serious concern for justice, they would run a special on John Weasleton Howard and his gang of financail pirates, and call for criminal charges to be laid on these thugs and leeches. Unfortunately, most Aussies are so dull, apathetic, stupid, ignorant, corrupt, and pathetic, that they just suck regular crappy Oz TV down like pig swill. Set your ethical sights and standards very low - most of the Aussies do.

No surprise at the usual bigoted bullshit as demonstrated by the Haneef TV interrogation. They would never have bothered running ithe "interview" if there was the slightest chance of objective analysis.

How reassuring to hear that that scumbag Andrews has the PM's full support!

Bracks wasn't fit to wipe Jeff Kennett's boots. He has been living off the legacy of Victoria's greatest Premier but now the chickens are coming home to roost, so Bracksy and his queer mate are leaving. What a surprise!

You can expect the same weak-kneed leadership from Kruddy. As soon as things turn tough he will turn tail and run.

Digger,

Cranbourne

my funny story

A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the man. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films.

I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bd. Was she pretty?"

"Dunno... never found the head!"

A good observation Captain Australia, how true your words are albeit a little chilling. If people don't speak out over the loss of personal rights and due process of law etc... then just like in Pastor Martin Niemöller's poem from the Nazi era, there will be no-one left to speak for you. And I quote:

"When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out."

It will serve you well to remember that.

That's what we got. A bloody shithouse. Greasy developers constructing the congested, unaffordable slums of the near future. Did I mention the political party and media whore cheer squads? Progress? My arse!

They are just doing a training exercise with this poor bloody alien. Soon they will be ready to do the Oz locals over in a similar manner. Aussies don't have to feel left out of the party - an invite is coming for all of them real soon. Now go back to your TV and wait for your door to be kicked in.

- Heritage Round 2007, Essendon vs Geelong: Prior opportunity? he had enough time to heat a cold pizza!

No really: i LIKE chocolate milk

Charges withdrawn! Haneef has left Australia! an innocent man slandered and tormented for 4 weeks for purely political purposes! What better demonstration of the utter contempt for justice, due process and yes even national security than the government's "handling" of this "case" of "terrorism". What clearer example of the complete politicisation of ever aspect of government and policing. Andrews and Ruddock should resign! Howard's credtentials as our worse scummiest PM are rolled gold! And now there's one less doctor working in our fucked-over health system! Brilliant job arseholes!

...he third-world public transport system, the useless but ever expanding car parks called freeways! and that cancer at the heart of society the friggin casino on which our glorious state budget surplus depends!

Well they never got furthur than the drawing board.
What did I want?

A heart in every home.
A dream in every bed.

The sky filled with stars.
A less than painfilled future.

A place that was...

I put my feet up and I dreamed. I had the portfolio of Dreams.

I dreamed I meet the right one.
And she was so far away.
I
am
so
sad...

I asked her...
"Can I waste some time with you?"


I was a dreamy backbencher. Never made no Caucaus. No yes-man vote for my leader.

Now Hymie is gone it is obviously time to move on.

The world? I will answer it's call.

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Ex-ALP voter, they are all into it - mass immigration, multiculturalism, development, urban consolidation etc.. Call it what you will, it is really economic, social, political, and environmental rape. The pressing need? For billionaires to get their next billion, of course. What does the dopy public get? Lots of fireworks and spectacles, ID Cards, poverty, crowding, disease, pollution, violence, and lots of good stuff like that.

Bracks main achievement is the 2030 scam.

In the name of 2030 we have seen and will continue to see the destruction of parkland, nature reserves, sporting grounds, large house blocks, river valleys - all too feed property developers and shopping centre consortiums.

The '2030 clause' is used every day state wide at VCAT to allow developers to run ripshod over communities.

Bracks' 2030 also purports to be an environmentally and effective population growth strategy however the same model has failed miserably around the world.

Halting the suburban sprawl is the catch cry, however Bracks only a few months ago approved the sale thousands of hectares of land tracts around Melbourne to developers.

To understand how much bullshit this whole thing, one of the critical components of the 2030 strategy is public transport. However studies are showing that 85% of trains are currently operating beyond safety limits. Bracks' solution - 4 new trains coming - in 2010....

Meanwhile the property developers are making trillions and our suburbs are turning into ghettos.

Thanks Bracks

Lord, i've just been given solid proof that too much Meth rots the mind.

Well, at least John's ID Card isn't an ID Card, and it isn't compulsory except that everyone has to have it. That's something - isn't it? Why don't we stop worrying and just love John instead?

Why hang around? You need not see the Oracle to realize the financial wheels are falling off the pathetic globalist applecart. What rhymes with Global Financial Catastrophe?
I'm sure that most senior politicians know that the globalist game is finished - at least as we have known it. Nuclear warfare anyone?

The best thing Bracks did for Victoria was topple that arsehole Kennett! Beyond blue? beyond fucking belief!

Supreme! Don't it? Ned's raging sing ranged alright. Go figure.

Try these:
VICAR DIRT OZ, VICAR DO RITZ, VICAR ROD ZIT, CAR OVID RITZ, CAR VOID RITZ, ARC OVID RITZ, ARC VOID RITZ, CARR OVID ZIT, CARR VOID ZIT, CZAR ID VITRO, VIA CORD RITZ.

I know you're a lyin. Ain't no cows down my road - had you been down it, you would have known exactly what kind of livestock people raise 'round here. Ain't no whores their neither. Need to go up the road 'bout 7 miles to find you a whore over in Mountain City. No, sir, that thar Confederate Flag stands proudly in a heap of crusher run. I rekon even a dumb old city slicker would know the difference between manure and crusher run....

Lord, city slickers are so dumb. You don't need no GPS gidgeowidget to find me. Just park your kick-n-go in front of my National flag and walk yourself through the thicket, across the field a ways and up to my front door. No need to honk your horn, or bang my door, or make a lot of noise. My dogs will sniff you out and let me know when you arive.

Hey, Ricardo, I was in Georgia once (she loved it!) and I took that dirt road off of HW 76 looking for some cheap, white trash whores I heard earn a thin buck out that way, yeah sure, but that Confederate Flag you mention wasn't staked in a pit of gravel, it was a pile of dirty stinking cow shit.

Air drop the little creep into the Tora Bora mountains....

I look forward to your visit:

Herr Fudgeknuckle

StMary's Hospital for the Insane
berlin

Just ask for the guy with the sticky keyboard.

Have you got the google maps co-ordinates there Rick for my GPS? See you real soon!

I'd lay down with that fighter anyday!

Again? So many things to do. So little time to sign my name to them.

It's a difficult war, isn't it Chet - you know, the one for the preservation of Democracy. Like you, I will continue to fight the good fight. If you send me a piece of paper, Chet, I'll be glad to give you my autograph. That way you can take care of these mundane tasks for me:

c/o Ricardovitz
2224 Claud Smith Rd.
Clayton, Georgia 30525

Or, come by and drop it off in person, Chet - just take the dirt road off of HW 76 for about 3 miles and turn onto the grass field marked with the Confederate Flag staked in a pit of crusher run gravel.

Sure, I'll clarify this for you. It's quite an old philosophy, actually. Let's start with a fundemental principle of my beliefs:

"When in Rome, do as the Romans."

Now, lets analyze what Left-Bent-Liberal said:

"Ricky, "If you want a house, then just buy it"... Did you mean that? Maybe you were feeling a bit weak, because your ideology has previously been: "if you want it, just TAKE it!"

I'm all for getting what you want or what you need the easiest and most efficient way possible.

Before reading any further answer this simple question: How many different ways is there to get from point A to point B?

Well, here's the way I see it. If I can get from point A to point B by traveling in a straight line, and it's the most efficient use of my resources and least risky, the straight line shall be my path. If I can get from point A to point B, but must travel on a long winding risky path, I might just change my mind and abandon point B. But, what other options do I have? I could structure a payment plan to pay some people to get me from point A to point B safely and expeditiously who might be better equipped to do this than I would be. I could be stupid and blindly put my faith in fate by traveling the long risky road to point B - but that ain't my style.

I would much rather pay someone to bring point B to me. Or, if I could get away with it, I might just cheat, change the rules and call point A point B and kill off anyone who dissagrees with me. Give me more time, and I will give you more options. There are always options; ways to get things done or make things happen.

Paying for something is one option. And for most people it is the easiest, least risky, and cheapist option. So, why eliminate it as one means to an end? Only an insane fool would cross "paying for something" off the list of options.

My options are the same, whether I live in an anarchist society, a socialist society or a capitalist society. Societies change. People don't change. And, when it comes to getting what I want, only the risks and costs change a little. I will always get what I want, unless it contradicts the laws of nature. But, even then, I wouldn't completely rule it out. All rules were designed to be broken, otherwise they wouldn't be rules.

His stumpy little legs have been far from reliable lately. Maybe John could use some of his rubbery figures as a bungee cord to flick him to safety. BTW wasn't it Howard who claimed that the government of the day is to blame for interest rates? How come he is not claiming that now? The East Timorese can keep the filthy little horror clown.

Ricky, "If you want a house, then just buy it"... Did you mean that? Maybe you were feeling a bit weak, because your ideology has previously been: "if you want it, just TAKE it!" (presumably with some firepower to back up your claim)
Please clarify whether your position is variable or unstable or flaky on this matter. Of course, you are as free as any fruitcake to be as nutty as circumstances demand. There is no implied criticism here, just clinical interest.