Max Gross
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
Bugger that! Find out where he lives and pay him a midnight visit, BYO baseball bats. That's all the solace and surcease that fossilized old puddle of vomit deserves.
Tex Lumbago
15 years ago
My advice to Rupert
See Rupert? The ungrateful staff I have to put up with?Max! Stop complaining and get back to work, or i'll send you off to work for that red haired bitch Brooks!
Max Gross
15 years ago
My advice to Rupert
And stop picking on Voltaire! Despite the big wigs and the Bigwigs, hubris didn't kill him, he just got overexcited, I tell you! Go on then, Mr Lumbago, how many dramas, philosophical tales, historical and scientific works have YOU written, eh? Or even EDITED! Eh? EH? Shit, now I've gone and spilled my vodka spritzer! Damn you, Lumbago, damn you all to HELL!
Max Gross
15 years ago
My advice to Rupert
I resemble that remark! Bloody editors think they know it all but they DON'T!
Herr Fuckednuckle
15 years ago
My advice to Rupert
I have advice to Rupert too.More Page 3 girls!!!Yours with paper in hand,Hairy Buttknuckle
Horace Orifice
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
OK. now, generally speaking, I am all for freedom of expression, let it roll and damn the torpedoes ( Surely the Holy Grail of Xenox News?) but this "Ricardovitz" character is obviously not well and in need of serious medical attention. I suggest to all XN readers that they ignore his glib blurts of raving ignorance and dense hate. Better yet, if anyone out there knows of a website or referral service wherefore to nudge Mr R, for solace and surcease of his dementia, at least some good will come of it all after all. Sound fair?
Horace Orifice
15 years ago
WHETSTONE
Jeezus Cheezels, I go on extended vacation and come back to this hateful. cross-eyed, slobbering shite? Play nice children or get the fcuk outta the playground! Life's too short to attempt to elicit a rational, reasonable (or, even, coherent) response from "Ricardovitz", whoever and wherever this nasty, gormless gobshite hails from. In'sh'alla, fratelli!
Ya fat sister fucking dickhead
15 years ago
WHETSTONE
We'll be there soon you fuckwit. And you'll have black abo dick shoved down your throat all night long...
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
WHETSTONE
Hey, Alice Springs Abo, I'm a startin to think that ain't yer doggie. Jest some internet made-up picture. If you git a lick of a brains, than tell me what kinda doggie that is.Anywhoo, Alice Springs ain't but a bunch of dust 'n dirt right smack in the middle of nowhare. I spose the white folks stuck you Abos in the uggliest remoteist place in all Australia. I reckon you cain't find yer way to Clayton in Victoria let alone Clayton Georgia - 'n then you is gonna have to track me from thar. You Abos might know a thing or two 'bout trackin snakes, mice, 'n whatnot out thar in the desert, but y'all dern't know nothin bout track'n in the Lord's lush forests ware I'm at. My dogs 'd here ya 'fore you even git to Duncan's knob, 'n I'd here ya commin soon as you start drivin, walk'n or whatever y'all Abos do up Duncan's knob.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
Some of y'all git it in mind that Hell tain't real, or jest fun 'n parties fer Godless folks. Them folks who think that is feedin evil with thar souls. 'N y'all dern't wanna mess with evil, cuz you ain't got no idea what misery lay in store fer ya. No idea at all. When you is gettin tortured fer all eternity, you jest remember what 'ol Ricardovitz told ya. Tain't like you dern't git fair warnin.
Digger
15 years ago
AUSSIE PM HERR FUCKEDNUCKLE: “MY PLANS FOR AUSTRALIA!”
You may have been a dimwit PM Herr Fuckedknuckle but at least you didn't lie about a Carbon tax like the current harpy in the Lodge!Digger,Cranbourne
Murdoch watcher
15 years ago
MURDOCH GOSSIP
Seems Wendi wasn't the only one smokin' the scooby snacks... The whole NOTW was too!
professional poet and poseur
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
Oh jesus was a nice boy;Till his mother taught him not to touch his toy.Became a challenge to the young man and...He fucked himself silly and Mary magdalene galore!
La Creatura Bella Bianca Vesti
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
Priests, politicians and merchants misinform and thieve. We know not of Jesus, for time, tyranny and stupidity have robbed us of facts. If Jesus existed, he does so no longer. Find your own grace, goodness and forgiveness. Only you know what you are guilty of. Only you know the price you must pay for redemption. The future forgives, the present punishes, and the past obscures. Let it be.
La Creatura Bella Bianca Vesti
15 years ago
WHETSTONE
I see a noble Man, Child and Beast in ignoble circumstance. Were it not so, some fatted, distant, tyrant would make it so.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
The ayrabs 'n the jews rejected Jesus - dern't want nothin to do with him. So God DID guide his efforts in the direction of more intelligent Europeans, specially the Nordic type. I reckon y'all notice how Jesus din't bother gowin down ta Africa to commence preachin to a bunch of jungle-monkeys. Why? Cuz they ain't evolved 'nuff to understand nothin! Turns out ayrabs 'n jews tain't neither.
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
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Tim Rice
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
That is exactly the point I was trying to make when I wrote "Jesus Christ Superstar"!
Jesus was a numb skull?
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
Why did he land in the desert with the arabs and jews? Why not time it different and land somewhere civilised? Maybe he was one of those dodo gods? The lord of the numb skulls? No wonder his father forsake him!
Poor ol dicky
15 years ago
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG FACEBOOK LEAK?
Hmmmm. China looking to buy Facebook now...
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
Y'all are learnin somethin - Jesus wern't no human. He was God on earth - tookk human form.
Dizzy Drongo
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
whar 'd about the plynth. they said there was gunna be a plynth. spose that is all bull too...
Dizzy Drongo
15 years ago
Australia's New Green Dictators - JuLIAR and Bob Brown!
What is it? A Plenum? A plynth?
Advance Australia Nowhere
15 years ago
Australia's New Green Dictators - JuLIAR and Bob Brown!
Hola, Dinkum Aussie, why not fit it up your ass! You got everything else up there!
LOVING THE ALIEN
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
JESUS WAS NOT HUMAN. HE WAS FROM ANOTHER PLANET. HIS SPECIAL POWERS WERE SIMPLY ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES OF THE MIND THAT IGNORANT EARTHLINGS COULD NOT POSSIBLY COMPREHEND 2000 YEARS AGO. OR NOW. HE WAS EXECUTED FOR HIS OTHERNESS. BUT HE DID NOT DIE. ALIEN SCIENCE BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE AND HE WAS WHISKED AWAY BY FELLOW ALIENS WHO BEAMED HIM ABOARD THEIR SPACESHIP CIRCLING THE PLANET. BUT JESUS WILL NOT RETURN, THERE WILL BE NO "SALVATION", NO "RAPTURE". THE ALIENS HAVE LEARNED THE FEARSOME, FEAR-FILLED NATURE OF THE IGNORANT HUMAN BEAST. OUR OBSESSION WITH "FAITH" AND DOGMA HAS SEALED OUR FATE. WE ARE ALL TO BE LEFT TO OUR OWN SELF-DESTRUCTIVE PROCLIVITIES. WE ARE ABANDONED BY OUR BETTERS. UFOS ARE MERELY ALIENS LIKE JESUS OBSERVING OUR MADNESS FROM AFAR. PRAY ALL YOU LIKE TO WHOMEVER OR WHATEVER YOU LIKE. YOU WILL NOT BE "SAVED'. YOU ARE ALL F*CKED. ESPECIALLY CATHOLICS.
Sid Arta
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
Is it? Is it really? In the mind? Get it out! Take it out now for gawdsake!
Fair Dinkum Aussie
15 years ago
Australia's New Green Dictators - JuLIAR and Bob Brown!
There is no way that monstrosity is going in my backyard! I'd have to move me barbie and me shed to fit it in.Christ. This flamin' global warming nonsense is nothing but a scam to fleece us hard working battlers.
Sid Arta
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
Aussies have no clue! Just because they think they live in a democratic country doesn't make it so. They have no Bill of Rights, no Constitutional rights. They have ASSUMED rights but there's nothing writ down. Even the dumbed-down Yanks have that much! Aussies have no idea how close to fascism - that absolute and utterly ruthless collusion between government and business - they were under Germ Howard! Time for Greens to shake 'em up and wake 'em up! A thousand blossoms will bloom!
Dad
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
It's all in the mind.
Leaker of Scientist lies
15 years ago
THE XENOXNEWS LECTURES Part VII: THE STATUS OF LIFE SCIENCE
And now we find this:'We have uncovered thousands of exonic sites where the RNA sequences do not match those of the DNA sequences, including transitions and transversions. These findings challenge the long-standing belief that in the same individuals, DNA and RNA sequences are nearly identical. ' Science, Vol. 333 no. 6038 pp. 53-58, 2011That is the whole genetic theory of life is about to come tumbling down. But that won't stop those bastards sticking out their hands and asking for more of your money.
Poor ol dicky
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
What terrorists? Terrorists barely rate a blip on the radar. You have been conned dickhead. Meanwhile your taxes reward the rich and what is left of your freedom is being defended by the greens. Time to wash the hog in the hog wash and stop drinking it pal.
Digger
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
Hardly little Dicky. Those Green clowns will have us surrendering to the terrorists and infesting our great land with illegal reffos. The majority of Australians didn't vote for these bludgers - why should they hold us to ransom?Time for a new election so we can get the real PM most dinki-di Aussies want: Tony Abbott.Digger,Cranbourne
Poor ol dicky
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
If it wasn't for the greens and independants our civil rights would probably be nigh inexitent by now. A good example is WA Senator Ludlum asking all of the pertinent questions about the new ASIO powers that are about to be rushed through by the labs and libs: [url]http://scott-ludlam.greensmps.org.au.nyud.net/content/speech/intelligence-services-amendment-wikileaks-amendment[/url]
Sid Arta
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
Oh boo hoo hoo. Now the Libbys and the Labbys great parliamentary swindle has hit a snag. The bastards no longer call the shots and will have to ANSWER for their rotten agendas. If there's a God, s/he's GREEN!
Mad Mike the Wannabee Marketing Mogul
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
Become extinct with Jesus now!
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
Dern't know why y'all put up with folks like them Greens. They ain't that many of em. We know how ta git rid of them kinda pests. Run 'em out of town. Y'all laugh at them "fools in the white hoods 'n sheets". But, it been workin fer more than 150 years. Keep on laughin boy 'n girls. Laugh 'n learn.
Herr Fucknuckle
15 years ago
ARE YOU ANNOYED THAT GOOGLE (AND EVERY OTHER WEBSITE) TRACKS EVERYTHING YOU DO?
You mean they are watching me when I type my searches for love and companionship online? When I am watching her shake the reason for living?I never!Well, luckily I am proud of my desires and needs. I am not ashamed to say I'm a man; and a man that has needs and wants. And I want that chick on the screen now...Oh no. Another mess in the office to clean.Yours tissue in hand,Hairy Fuckednunkle
Wife Beefeater
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
Is there a role for Lord Longford in any of this?
Max Gross
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
Yeah sure. And loony "Lord" Monckton will be Governor-General. Has anyone noticed the delicious irony of bumbling Br'er Abbott scraping into the Opposition "leadership" role by one vote and rabid Rotty Reith missing out of the Federal Liarberal Presidency by one vote? Now that's what I call a fucking mandate! Fuckemall!
Loving the Royal Couple
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
I feel a swelling in my bosom when I watch that. Makes me proud to be an Aussie who has an English Queen! Some day her grandson will visit with his lovely wife and we will all be happy!
Rabbit
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
Speaking of the choir what do you make of this:<a class="video" href=
http://www.youtube.com/v/Sgd9nYqVz2s
onclick="return hs.htmlExpand(this, { objectType: 'iframe',outlineWhileAnimating: true, preserveContent: false, width:425, height:355 } )"> LAUNCH THIS VIDEO Why is a cross dresser leading such a large audience? And what are they laughing and cheering for?No wonder the Aussie aristocracy is so fucked up consisting of those rejected from the this lot.
Rabbit
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
Well I am not sure about you Mr Titmouse but I do like the last word you have put in that article. It remind me of my life, hopping about, looking for new pastures and sowing my seed. Oh splendid. I feel I could mount Lord Mountbatten, Edwina and the whole British Naval Choir in one session.
Mr Tom Titmouse
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
Dead right bunny. I had the clowns of the Australian electorate picked 10 years ago:[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Oz-Politics/AUSTRALIA-2001-THE-MIDDLE-CLASS-WELFARE-STATE.html[/url]And nothing much has changed since then except that their bleats have gotten louder!
Rabbit
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
Don't blame the MPs, its the population that are the fucking jackasses.
Peter Reith
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
All Tony has to do is implement the 'Freedom to do as your Boss says' labour policy and he'll be in like Flynn in 2012 ;)
Where is my fig leaf?
15 years ago
TODAY - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR AUSTRALIA?
Well when you have the ranks of both sides of government, the two majority parties, filled with rabid opportunists, covered in shite, championing nepotism, kickbacks and corporate greed what do you expect but decline. Look at USA. The Australian liberal and labor MPs ape what the US gov does.At least the greens can see that right wing lunatic madness is not the answer.
Dr Rubenhymen
15 years ago
THE PSYCHOLOGY OF A BIGOT
Wonderful opportunity for some real analysis here; my hat goes off to you Dr Fuckwit.We can see already the subject confirming what we already know about bigots. The subject states that he doesn't know what a bigot is "dern't know what that is" as he puts it, despite the article clearly emphasising the definition of the word in all of bold type, italic and underline!Yes, this certainly confirms the behaviour of the typical bigot. They cannot see anything that they would prefer not to deal with. Further analysis is required as we need to establish whether the bigot cannot see certain things just because "they refuse to see them" i.e. conveniently ignoring things, or whether, in fact, that they are actually psychologically malformed in such a way that they really cannot see them.
Oldies need your support
15 years ago
Howard proposes modern retirement facilities for pensioners
health information is needed by the oldies.here is something important for us all:[url]http://health.ninemsn.com.au/menshealth/sexandrelationships/695058/penis-size[/url]Is it too big.. is it too small... you never know!
Pleb who knows what he likes
15 years ago
ARE YOU FUCKING CUNBT?
Hmmm... Could look good over .the dunny. I'll raise you a shekel or two and pay your mother to fuck me
Dali
15 years ago
THE PSYCHOLOGY OF A BIGOT
I admire your logic. So your "God" is either a racist or liar?
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