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They tried to tell us Saddam was Hitlerthen OsamaI suppose Assange is Hitler nowbut the truth appears to be that Hitler is quite well hidden this time aroundand his generals clearly in plain sightand the dumbass right wing 'patriots' follow them blindlymaybe that is part of how it worksthe dumbass right wing patriotic maniacs put leaders in place that will ultimately bring destruction on themselveslook what happened to the patriotic Germans, Dresden, Berlin, wipe outOnly problem is that this time it can only end up with nukes2012 end of days is on the cards thanks to the fucking dumbass patriots
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.” - Joseef GoebbelsWe are leaving the 21st century and going back to Germany in 1933. We have our Goebbels, now where is our Hitler?
Pig Bristles 15 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire
Oh no, now I'm having a flashback
FlimFlamMan 15 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire
Must be the shit I'm smoking then...
Neil 15 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire
Its not fucking T-REX man
What is happening to the character of this country? Can't we get Bjelke Petersen to act as caretaker PM until all of this nonsense is put to an end?
Can you believe it? In a few short months Australia will have Tony Abbott as PM! Well I think it will be just jolly.It will be like when Jeff Kennett took over Victoria from that dreadful Kirner woman; look forward to a go getting Oz that doesn't say no to business!
Bruce W. 15 years ago CROCOSAURUS
Blame it on the horn
FlimFlamMan 15 years ago CROCOSAURUS
I blame that lazy shit editor
Loony Les 15 years ago XenoxNewsTV World premiere
Just come back from the loo. I think i could have filmed the sequel then and there.
Given the choices (1) Gillard, (2) Abbott, (3) Fucknuckle, I think the only reasonable outcome is clear: BOB BROWN
Pig Bristles 15 years ago CROCOSAURUS
Is Xenox News running ads now?
Pig Bristles 15 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
And now the entire country has gone completely barking mad
Go for it Fuckedyouruncle! You're exactly the leader our great nation is crying our for!
FlimFlamMan 15 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire
Makes me wanna ride the white swan
Pig Bristles 15 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire
I've been staring at the strobing picture for 10 minutes now and I must admit it is quite soothing...
Lonely Labor Voter 15 years ago CLOWNS HAVE MORE FUN
OK dump Julia. And bring back Her Fucknuckle. Could we do any worse?
Bruce mate you must be thinking of the ALP glory years of Hawke and Keating! And as bad as that pair were, compared to the lot in power now they were geniuses!Digger,Cranbourne
Yes I miss the times of high unemployment and high interest rates. Bring back the Liberals.
The Gillard government is a national disgrace and the laughing stock of the region. How much longer can we put up with these idiots? The overwhelming majority of aussies have had it with these clowns. Time for a new election so we can get our great country back into shape before they totally wreck it!Digger,Cranbourne
I think it is something about the tea party.
Pig Bristles 15 years ago Abbott, Jones & the Convoy of Crackpots
Gillard has been "shamed" says Abbott, the man who is completely shameless
Pig Bristles 15 years ago Amerikkka's Killing Fields keep Killing
Hello? Can sombody please translate Rico's latest fart into english? I don't spak Idiotese.
Yikes, another clump of seaweed!
Ricardovitz 15 years ago Amerikkka's Killing Fields keep Killing
Yer a hater, Mr. Mustard. YOu hate Americans...NO, you porbaly love them Yankee - cement-box shoe-shoppin, pill-poppin meteroschexuals, 'n them left-coast Kookafornians. I git news fer ya - them ain't Americans. Thar dead-brained drug guzzlers, wetbacks, 'n other nefarious whatnot. NEFARIOUS WHATNOT - THEM FOLKS THAT DONE TOOK OVER OUR LAND. I git news fer ya - Texas is gonna secede from Yankeeland 'n Kookafornia. N when it does, Carolina, Bama, Georgia, and Appalachia is goin 'long with 'em.
Pass the Mustard 15 years ago Amerikkka's Killing Fields keep Killing
Ricard you are as dense as a sack full of hammers and make as much sense as a one legged stool. I imagine you are posting from a nice padded cell somewhere
Pass the Mustard 15 years ago Abbott, Jones & the Convoy of Crackpots
You'll get your election, dickheads! In 2013!
Ricardovitz 15 years ago Amerikkka's Killing Fields keep Killing
Looky here, boys 'n girls - Folks that call theyselves "Anarchyists", all worried like about "thar Law"!!! I'm a gonna give YOU the law:What's mine is mine ''n my kin, so long's as we can stop you from gittin it. What's yers is mine if me 'n my kin can take it from you 'n keep yer lazy drug-guzzlin, good-fer-nothin, worthless sack of donkey dust off of it.That's yer Law. Always was and always will be law of all lands.
peace keeper 15 years ago Amerikkka's Killing Fields keep Killing
how we liberate the people in tyrant led states[url]http://m.digitaljournal.com/article/311006[/url]gotta love our freedom fighters bless their filthy souls
Ricardovitz 15 years ago Abbott, Jones & the Convoy of Crackpots
Found this here li'll ditty fer y'all:The bullfrog married the tadpole's sister,Old Aunt Jemima, oh! oh! oh!He puffed his lips and then he kissed 'er,Old Aunt Jemima, oh! oh! oh!This here 's what critters doOld Aunt Jemima, oh! oh! oh!White man say "git a knife 'n cut 'em in two,Old Aunt Jemima, oh! oh! oh!Oh, Carline, oh, Carline,Dern't reckon I know what none of this means - jest somethin I heard someware.
Ricardovitz 15 years ago PRINCESS JULIA STRIKES!
That thar Gillard's git commie leanings to her. But, 'least she tain't fer men fornicatin with men. Says Marriage is fer Men &Woman only - tain't fer retarded queer-folk. Fer 'n old gal, she ain't bad on the eyes neither - y'all dern't go thinkin I'm gettin smutty er givin in to temptation, like some you's brains be think'n.
Toorak Tim 15 years ago PRINCESS JULIA STRIKES!
But not for much longer thank god!
Toorak Tim 15 years ago Abbott, Jones & the Convoy of Crackpots
Oh she is a dreadful leader,just dreadful. This country is collapsing while she is trying to dictate what a newspaper can or cannot publish!
I remember the time I spent with Julia snorkelling together for a weekend on the barrier reef.The moment I remember most fondly was after becoming disoriented as a reef shark had swum by and startled me.I back pedalled with my flippers going flap flap and I accidentally became engulfed by what I thought was a thick copse of weed and what I thought was a giant squid. Turned out that I had swum straight up into the behemoth like crevice between Julias thighs her buttocks virtually straddled both sides my head.Argh what a time we had; all tax deductible I might add.
Toorak Tim 15 years ago Abbott, Jones & the Convoy of Crackpots
Oh dear Max it looks like your darling Gillard and her government of clowns is going down quicker than a $5 Hooker...Now the High Court has blown away her ridiculous send the reffos to Malaysia plan. Methinks it is time to let the grown ups back get back in control; a new election is just around the corner and natural party of Government, the Liberals, will be swept back in a landslide.Won't that be a sweet delight!
Credulous UFOnik 15 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire
IS that one of them UFOs drivers?Freaky-deaky... Too much Zappa if you know what I mean ;)
No, Conan was part Neanderthal as well. You can tell by the head shape in the drawings.
So everyone without neanderthal DNA seems to be unable to build a civilization.
No one said nothin 'bout a Fala FAL. That thar boy, Boxy, he know what I want - done put a perty picture of it right up thar. I reckon he dern't know how ta use it or nothin like that, but he done git the right gun. Now, Boxy - go git me a heap of those fer me.
What'n hell s Falafal rifle? Does it come with hommous?
Wall-e Rivet 15 years ago More UFOs sighted
The mothership! The mothership!
Dern't give me a heap of jibber-jabber, boy. Jest say ware's I can git some Australian FAL's, ya wordy li'll runt.
Ricardovitz 15 years ago Abbott, Jones & the Convoy of Crackpots
Looky here, boys 'n girls.....this here Gross feller, he's a cryin 'bout how he want his gooberment ta do this 'n that 'n evarything for 'em."overdue democracy....""negotiatin policies....""waaaaa......global financial crisis....""tax the poluters.......""help us make carbon free energy.....""waaaaa climate change""waaaaa greener society....."Good Lord, Max - tain't never seen ya cry so hard fer more GOOBERMENT GOODIES! How 'bout ya butch up 'n be the good li'll anarchyist yer momma always raised ya to be. Tain't git thar testical fortitude, I reckon.I dern't give a dern 'bout weather changin, green n*g*e* lovers, tre-huggin chiger-itchin hippies, democracy, er your poor-mouth'ed money-jew-grubbin woes neither.Here's how I see thangs, Max: What's mine 's mine. What's yers is mine, if you make it easy 'nuff fer me ta grab hold of it. No one can have more than they kill off others from tryin ta grab hold 'of it. I'm king, judge, jurry, 'n exicutionser on my land, if'n someone put me to thar task. That means if'n I want ta turn chicken crap ta carbon-spewin fuel, 'n some green-hippy dern't like it, he can jest take up his gun 'n give me his best shot. 'N if I dern't like no green-hippies me 'n my folks can carve 'em up 'n jest make pig slop, soap, lamp shades 'n whatnot out of em.That thar is how God intended this here world ta be - man 'gainst man; brother 'gainst brother - the strongest 'n most righteous gits all the fixins, 'n the weakest filthy whores 'n cocaine-snortin hippies git ta be pig-slop. Yer sissy, hippy-lovin, n*g*e* breeding gooberment got it all screwed sideways ta Hell!!!!!!
The more things change...
Abbott: tool. Jones: nuts. Two years to go to the next election. Let's just get on with it which is what Gillard and co. are doing
FlimFlamMan 15 years ago AT LAST THEY MEET: WORLD FAMOUS FARTERS!
Now there are a couple of likely lads; one on the run while the other should be on the run.Maybe Gaddafi disappeared into a puff of farted air? Never to be seen again...
Forget it Max, the time of the latte sippers is over. The general Aussie public have seen how inept the ALP is and they want them and their watermelon socialist Green allies out of government now.Tony Abbott has the vast majority of Aussie support and that must make you lefty losers choke on your mung beans!Digger,Cranbourne
FlimFlamMan 15 years ago PLEASE MR HOWARD SAVE ME!
Digger! spotted for the first time ;)

 

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