Our '2001' Moment Has Arrived...

Tain't nothin.

Take me spaceman!

Wake up people. Thar ain't no spaceman. No UFO. No nothin from nowwhare visit'n this here planet. Cept God. Hilda, thar ain't a green man in this here universe who's gonna spend the kind a gas money it takes ta fly at near-light-speed fer years 'n years jest ta sniff 'round yer stank cooter. Only a big 'ol fat dummy smok'n the meth pipe 'd think that!!!

Now they know Ganymede is filled with water: [url=http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/jupiter-s-moon-ganymede-has-salty-ocean-with-more-water-than-earth/][/url]
 Looks like the whole Universe is filled with 'spaceman' you bible thumping fuckwit.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/jupiter-s-moon-ganymede-has-salty-ocean-with-more-water-than-earth/

No need for concern. They are probably just the bright light of the Sun reflected off shiny rocks. Or perhaps the lights of the Gateway to Hell as explained in Revelations 22: " A terrifying flash of light shall sear the eyes of the non-believer, and into the pits of hell he shall be thrust"

So since then no news? Obviously they have something to hide!

It's...it's... oh shiiit! JESUS IS COMING BACK!!!

Yes he is, but them dots ain't him. Thar Devil - he work fer Jesus - y'all know that right? He's Jesus's prison bitch. Sucks bein the Devil, don't it. That's how come he git full right ta take out his meanness on mankind who dern't pay no heed ta the Lord. Dern't forget - the Lord is the Grand Wizard; the Devil is jest a Grand Dragon - tain't ta be fooled with, but he ain't no supreme being neither.

The devil works for Jesus? Well that is a novel statement, I must say!

How much does the Good Lord pay? I can't imagine it being too much, seeing he is Jewish and all.

I reckon the Lord pays 'em perty dang good. Devil gits his own realm, gits human souls ta devour, but dern't forget. The Devil - he's a pay'n the Lord off a HUGE debt fer bein a big-headed runt. As angel Lucifer led thar angels in worshiping God, Lucifer git all big-headed 'n decided some of that worship should be comin his way. He figured he was as good as God and git ta thinkin he's the Lord's equal, 'n thought thar tain't but a hill-o-beans difference tween him 'n the Lord.

Then God kicked is sorry ass outa heaven, throwed him down ta hell
'n charged him with catchin 'n keepin ugly, evil human wicket souls. So, Lucifer is God's prison-bitch 'till God declares his debt paid in full. Neither you or I or even thar Devil know when that gonna be. Nosiree. I reckon when the Devil truly repents fer his wickedness toward God - he may git a chance at probation, but I dern't pretend ta know nothin 'bout that.

Hang on, sport, I thought Jesus WAS the devil

"I reckon when the Devil truly repents fer his wickedness toward God - he may git a chance at probation, but I dern't pretend ta know nothin 'bout that."

But you do pretend to know a lot you sister-fucking hillbilly! You are always spouting your nonsense about God and his bastard son, as if you were the Pope himself. How about wising up and reading something else besides the well thumbed Bible in your dunny? I suggest a little Friedrich Nietzsche, or Crowley, so you can start to learn a few things you numbskull from the Ozarks!

I know nuff not ta believe nothin from dirty books written by false prophets, ubermunchies, 'n self-apointed wannabe devil-whore sissy boys.