Recently, a momentous event was held in Washington DC.

It was the summit of the leaders of the World's two biggest Democracies; India and the USA.

Prime Minister Narendra Modi and President Donald J Trump strutting their stuff in front of the world!

'I am going to pound that Orangeman's head just like this drum' A jovial PM Modi told reporters at New Delhi airport just before flying off to DC to meet President Trump.

The World has been waiting for this. The two scoundrels of modern day politics finally face to face. Trump, the hard bitten New York businessman, back in the Whitehouse and ready to turn the world upside down and leave his mark. PM Modi, elected dictator of India with an unquenchable thirst to make India great again and a closeted homosexual.

For PM Modi it was nothing new. He first entered the Vipers Pit of DC back in 2014 where he had to deal with that wily fox President Obama.

The two leaders strode into the Oval Office. Their IQs filled the room. Their staff taken aback by this immediate meeting of the minds. The world a mere plaything at their fingertips.

As a gift, PM Modi had bought along a Lentil Burger to present to President Trump 'Certainly it will help your health and trim your figure Mr President' he said. Trump took it with aplomb and passed it off to one of his minions. 'Thank your Mr Prime Minister. I have been known to enjoy a good pappadam every now and then.'

This was Mo-Diplomacy in Action; lighten the mood and then bang! Hit him with your demands. 'Now about that rascal nation of Pakistan Mr President...'

Beware World. The Indian Tiger is on the prowl!

 Sporting his trademark trimmed beard, and wearing a dress, the clearly homosexual PM Modi sashayed to the podium for the post-summit press conference. There he expounded his plans for India.

'We have reached the Moon. Next will be Nirvana itself!'

Not to be outdone President Trump announced that he had instructed NASA to land on Mars by the end of this decade. 'And they can take that prick Elon with them as well'.

With the deals agreed and signed, PM Modi shook hands with the President Trump and bade farewell to Washington DC. For Modi it was a win-win. Weapons to keep that tyrant Xi Jinping at bay, and a promise from the Orangeman to keep Pakistani leader Imran Khan in prison. When he landed in New Delhi his supporters thronged the airport and cried 'Bharat Mata Ki Jai!'