U.S. President Grope

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TRUMP'S MOVEMENT EXTRUDES A TURD!

Written by Max Gross

Unbelievably, a multiple bankrupt who all but incited violence against his opponents, a sexist, racist, hateful, shameless liar, has become POTUS: President Donald Trump!

Well, and why not? Australians once elected Tony Abbott PM!

Trump's glassy-eyed opponent, Hilary Clinton - assumed to win by most sane people watching this uniquely American freak show - was laid waste, even though Trump's own party had pretty much disavowed him for his gobsmacking offensiveness.

Obviously it's a protest vote against an entrenched, monied and corrupt political class but... Trump???

In his victory speech he called his barely coherent campaign a "movement".

If so, it is a movement that extruded a stinking turd of alarming proportions.

As Trump's deluded followers celebrate, the rest of the world stands with its collective jaw on the floor.

And if anti-Trumpers are burning effigies of the president-elect, they are merely following Trump's own dictum that he would only accept the election result if he won.

Incredulously, after having run the most divisive, hateful, abusive political campaign in US history, in his victory speech Trump pledged to govern "for all Americans".

WTF?!?

Does Trump have a rational, civil, responsible twin brother locked in his tower wheeled out for the occasion?

In any case, by electing what Bob Carr calls a "human Molotov cocktail", once again Americans have voted against their own best interests.

The world was expecting the first female US president.

Instead it got an aged frat brat in a bad wig who boasted that if you are a star like him you can grab any woman "by the pussy"!

USA! USA! USA!

US President TRAMP!

I mean, really?

A filthy rich "underdog" with no previous experience whose greatest claim to fame is a reality TV show?

This is the bloke voters think will restore manufacturing jobs in the US Mid-West by starting a trade war with China???

No this is what happens when 15% of the population who didn't bother voting last time - mostly angry, uneducated white males - put down their Buds and crack pipes and head for the polls!

No wonder we're all shell-shocked.

Trump is going to make Amerikkka GRATE again!

Time to reinforce the bunker.

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    · 9 years ago
    Gotta disagree Max. Trump is just the right guy to blow up that whole USA shithole. Hillary was such a piss poor choice. If she won then what? More. Of. The .Fucking. Same.
    Gotta choose a side. 99 years since Vlad did... We know where the Winter Palace is.
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    · 9 years ago
    OH you latte sippers are gotta be choking now. Trump, the symbol of hatred for every PC whining do-gooder.
    One thing is for sure. Now is the time to bring Tony back. If Trump can do it, so can Tony!

    Digger,
    Cranbourne
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    · 9 years ago
    Trump was goddamn right! The electoral college process IS rigged! And I sure as hell don't accept the result!
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    · 9 years ago
    @Hilarity Clitoris He wouldn't if he lost. Now not the time to be sucking up, but punching up
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    · 9 years ago
    WAAAAAA!!! Y'all lib-cry babies - stop protestin, 'n come werk fer me. I'll set y'all up right good. Give ya some FREE DOPE. Give ya a square meal 'n a bunk bed under roof. I'm a gonna make y'all happy 'n set yer mind free. Der't pay no never mind to that Yankee Trump boy - escape ta Dixie. Yessiree, come work for me!!!
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    · 9 years ago
    @Ricardovitz They vote to legalise dope down your way Ricky? If so I'll be down there picking cotton with the best of them :)
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    · 9 years ago
    Right now about 20% of the US population subsists below the poverty line so you can expect that number to skyrocket. Trump is a crooked billionaire FFS!
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    · 9 years ago
    Trump scraped in and has no mandate! Add the almost 50% of US citizens who didn't bother voting to the number of those who voted for Clinton or other candidates and you realise that only about a quarter of the population voted for Trump. He is all bluff.
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    · 9 years ago
    @Number Cruncher Could say the same for Obama and all the other Presidents. That country is as democratic as the Royal Kingdom of Thailand; ie not at all.
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    · 9 years ago
    Thar USofA ain't no Democracy - never was, 'n God saves us never will neither. It's a Republic...of States. Y'all Euro-queers dern't vote fer yer Prime Ministers in a big 'ol circle-jerk neither, so I dern't wanna hear no nevermind smack-talk from tard-land. 'N Dixie sho-a-nuff ain't gonna be ruled by the likes of stink'n Yankees or filthy Kalifornians. Nosiree boy - them polar ice caps 'll melt 'n thar won't be a lick of snow left on this here planet 'fore Dixie is gona let foreign goons rule over it!!!
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    · 9 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Can somebody please translate Ricardovitiz's comment into coherent English? Oh never mind, it's bound to be gormless bullshit anyway.
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    · 8 years ago
    When will the Trump train wreck stop crashing???
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    · 8 years ago
    Thar Trump- train is gonna keep plowin a blood-soaked ditch full of leftist commie limbs 'n gizzards fer my buzzards ta yank on. He ain't bad fer a Yankee. He git the taste of commie blood on his lips, 'n HE LIKES IT!!!
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    · 8 years ago
    @Ricardovitz What like the other day in Las Vegas? https://www.bumpfiresystems.com/
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    · 8 years ago
    Thar's the price we pay fer freedom. Y'all dern't know nothin 'bout beein free cuz yer gooberment slaves!!!
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    · 8 years ago
    @Ricardovitz "By their idiocy their freedom will be defined."
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    · 8 years ago
    By thar anal cancer thar faggotry will be dumbfined. Hillary - she goin ta jail, boy.
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    · 8 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Right. The only ones going to jail is Trump and his crew of misogynistic and rascist fools. Doing deals with Putin will see these clowns spending a lot of time in Sing Sing!
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    · 8 years ago
    The only sing sing'n we gonna is a Hymn to Clinton Prison:



    When I was just a baby, my mama told me
    "Girl, always be a good'n, dern't ever play with guns.
    But I shot Seth Rich in DC, just to watch him die.
    When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry, That old oak chair Old Sparkey's a commin fer me......
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    · 8 years ago
    @Ricardovitz When are you Hilary haters gunna learn? She is never gunna quit. Never gunna backdown. Until all you mean old hillbillies are chemically castrated and your pop guns locked up in the Sheriff’s office.
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