Tzippi for Israeli PM? The Horny Voter says yes!

Piss weak Israeli PM Egghead Omlette is on the skids. After his disastrous attack on Lebanon in 2006 his popularity has plummeted and now a new report has put pressure on him to resign.


All this leads to the obvious question: If not Egghead, than whom?

 

Pundits in the know are suggesting current Foreign Minister Tzippi Livni as an obvious replacement.

 

 

 


Xenox News readers are already aware of Tzippi’s abilities and her “special” relationship with US Secretary of State Condi Rice. Who knows, with her talents Tzippi could perhaps cause a breakthrough in the moribund Middle East peace process.


At the worst she will at least offer something to all us horny voters.


So get on the Tzippi bandwagon: Tzippi Livni for PM!

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    · 19 years ago
    I recon I could overlook her lesbianish ways. So long as she don't go lick'n girls in public and posing for photo-ops.

    I'd support any woman who stands for guns for citizens and kill'n Ayrabs. Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
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    · 19 years ago
    Even better if she is a labia licker!

    Oh the times are suiting me; a horny leso as Israeli PM and a sexually repressed Presdient Madmanahmed...
    They will get together and have it off.
    HAVE IT OFF!

    Then all we will have to do is what for the video to be posted on the web.

    Oh that will be a great day.
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    · 19 years ago
    Hairy Fuckhead, listen to me. You have a very serious problem, and you are deeply weird, but if you vote against our "fair" little national arsewipe I will call you a true and valued friend and a fine, fine, being.
    - Ex Liberal Voter
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    · 19 years ago
    i'd much much prefer the Socialist candidate for the French presidency Segolene Royale. Very tasty.
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    · 19 years ago
    For I have no friends except the ones on my computer screen...who wear no clothes...and frolic on the sand...arm in arm...stiff, erect, and willing....

    whoops I've made that mess again.

    Yes I will vote out Mr Baldy as PM if you will be my friend.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    If I wanted soft porn I wouldn't be visiting Xenox News!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    Family Man, Xenoxnews is actually "Limp Porn" because nobody is getting hard from any it.
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