Trump's Iran plan - progress report

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The Peace President

In summary:

*Trump, through his son-in-law and his real estate agent buddy Steve Whitkof, submit a proposal to Iran leadership asking for a diplomatic response.
*The Ayatollah convenes a leadership meeting at his residence to discuss the proposal.
*The set up in place Trump orchestrates a mass assassination of the Iran leadership.


*Team Trump think that they have won but, among other issues, their chosen successor to the Ayatollah was also incinerated.
*Iran also have a succession plan fully in place and instantly begin targeting US bases and facilities across the Middle East.
*The hit Gulf countries (GCC) flounder as their neutral commercial safe haven status is put at risk.
*The GCC are in a quandary. If they retaliate they will be seen by their populace as becoming allies with Israel.
*The US/Israel generated crisis is set to put oil and gas prices through the roof impacting economies around the world including the USA where Trump. Voters will judge him harshly in the mid-term elections if "gas" doubles in price again. 
*Hundred's of Iranians come out celebrating the death of the Ayatollah and even pull down a statue of him.
*Thousands of Iranians come out chanting "Death to America. Death To Israel."
*Trump comes out sheepishly and suggests the expected over night Iranian regime change will now take place after 4 or 5 weeks of bombing.
*The Trump admin's justification, for what is clearly an illegal attack, changes frequently.
*Trump says the bombing will increase dramatically over the coming weeks.
*Iran says the retaliatory bombing will increase dramatically over the coming weeks.
*Civilians, mothers, fathers, relatives and humanitarians grit their teeth with the prospect of fear, extreme pain, grief and displacement all courtesy Trump and Netanyahu.
*Fuckwits, who buy the changing arguments being put out for this war, celebrate death and disaster. They will only cry when they get to the bowser.

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    · 5 months ago
    1. The Sheikh Isa Air Base is one of the most strategically significant military installations in the Middle East. Its importance stems from its geographical location, its role as a major hub for the U.S. military, and its function in maintaining regional security and power projection.

    2. The IRC just reported that the base has been struck by Iranian projectiles and that all infrastructure has become non-operational, a humanitarian crisis has occurred, and that the Americans have evacuated.
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    · 5 months ago
    But is Amalek still being smitten?
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    · 5 months ago
    What about me! It isn't fair.
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    · 5 months ago
    @Punctilious Pilate I fear that the US will smite the fuck out of Iran and there will be much grief and pain in the process.
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    · 5 months ago
    There is so much AI slop out there I don't even know if this war is real!
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    · 5 months ago
    @Looney Les Just stick with trusted sources like Sky, CNN, NYT and the BBC.
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    · 5 months ago
    @Major Denmore Many news pieces about the hit on Sheikh Isa Air Base from "foreign" media in Google includes photos from AP:
    https://www.google.com/search?q=Sheikh+Isa+Air+Base&sca_esv=a81f581b65e3d0a0&tbm=nws
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    · 4 months ago
    You smite, I smite, we all smite, goodnight!
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    · 4 months ago
    I smoted once. Smote? It was either that or somebody smoted me. Can't remember!
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    · 4 months ago
    @Max Gross Dis 'ol boy, Profit Motive be disrepect'n yer Son-o-Satan? I done saw 'm ripp'n on ya, bafore some 'ol nigga take up fer ya. I reckon yer so festered-up 'bout thar goin-ons 'o sand-n*g*e*dry, swarthy persians, 'n Arab-darkies in that big 'ol desert 'n whatnot ya cain't get ta report'n on Australia no more. Sorta like ya done moved tar Paki-land 'er Fuckoffistan er Paliswine er one of dem shithole cuntries, 'n dern't give no nevermind 'bout Aussi Politik'n no more.

    Well, I seen ware dem Aussie Po-po done shut up some mouthy Iranian whore fer exerciz'n her free speech!!! Cept, speech tain't free in Australia. Neither is guns. Austrailians done had thar balls cut off 'n stole from 'em, 'n now da aussie-po-po is beat'n yer mouths shut. I keep telli'n ya Maxxie, VOTE FER RICARDOVITZ - I'll git yer guns back, get yer free speech back 'n let all thar Racialists 'n Communists duke it out till thar's a final winner. THAR CAN BE ONLY ONE - like dat thar famous Aussie movie TWO MEN ENTER; ONE MAN LEAVES. Dat's wat Aussies need, Maxxie. 'N I'm a gonna give it to 'em. NO HOLDS BARRED. Ya aught tar support me fer my Prime Minister 'o Australia 'lection. Yessiree!!!
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    · 4 months ago
    @Max Gross Jesus! John! Mary!! Here ye, 'o Infidels. By the power vested in me by Melania, servant of the Orange One, and RFK Jnr, the slithering Beast himself, I command you to embrace the knackers of the dead US marine, the nipples of Georgia and the hillbilly from Clayton, and fight the enlightened crusaders who seek to challenge my dominion over Oil. The Anointed One, Worshiper of Christ and man who likes to rape kids, who goes by the name of Donald Trump, has fucked up again and we are paying at the pump! WHAT SAY YE? WHAT DO THE? Nay saith my silent Arabians. Nay doth my cowardly Yankees. I fight for the Beast, but none fight with me.

    WHY, I ask. WHY HATH THINE PEOPLE 'O Dixie AND texas FORSAKEN ME? Is it because of that one night where I made Ricadovitz do anal love to his beautiful sister? Is it because I saw Donald take the child bride, as Mr Epstein told him to, and deflowered the 9-year old making her a MAGA Woman? THESE ARE NOT MY SINS, my brothers, but blessings I have bestowed upon you. So forsake me no longer and blast the white knights who seek to cleanse this land of the najas I have brought to your lands. Forsake me not, saith Jehovah, friend of Iblis and of Jewis. Ride hard on Trump's chariot of fire, through the gates of hell to certain defeat and death.
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    · 4 months ago
    @Ricardovitz Ricky! Taken time away from diddling Sissy to give us one of your rants? Of course you are right behind the Orange idiot. When it comes to killing civilians and raping kids you know your favourites.
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