If it shakes, it’s alive?

For the last 50 years we have been busy sending spaceships and robots all-round the solar system on a search for extra-terrestrial life. But how will these devices know if something is alive when they meet it?

Hockey-ape

Artisit rendition of a possible alien lifeform

The usual means has been based on a chemical signature. But is this the only way to truly tell if something is living? In this intriguing paper, Kasas et al propose a new definition of life – If it moves it lives!

Detecting nanoscale vibrations as signature of life

Sandor Kasas, Francesco Simone Ruggeri, Carine Benadiba, Caroline Maillard, Petar Stupar, Hélène Tournu, Giovanni Dietler, and Giovanni Longo

Abstract: "The existence of life in extreme conditions, in particular in extraterrestrial environments, is certainly one of the most intriguing scientific questions of our time. In this report, we demonstrate the use of an innovative nanoscale motion sensor in life-searching experiments in Earth-bound and interplanetary missions. This technique exploits the sensitivity of nanomechanical oscillators to transduce the small fluctuations that characterize living systems. The intensity of such movements is an indication of the viability of living specimens and conveys information related to their metabolic activity. Here, we show that the nanomotion detector can assess the viability of a vast range of biological specimens and that it could be the perfect complement to conventional chemical life-detection assays. Indeed, by combining chemical and dynamical measurements, we could achieve an unprecedented depth in the characterization of life in extreme and extraterrestrial environments."

 

 

But what about here on earth? Can we also begin to use this new definition of living on our own blue ball? For if we do I reckon I have discovered some new ‘life’ of my own!

 

Take for instance my pecker. I’ve said for a long time that is has a mind of its own (or at least that’s what I’ve been telling me missus). I have had it wake up and start moving and shaking without any input from me. Just a casual glance up the escalator, or a look in the rear view mirror. You know the bloody thing will just stand up on its own and proclaim to the world “I’m here and I’m alive!”

 

dodgy scrotum

It's alive I tells ya!

 

And it would be entirely justified in saying that according to this new definition of life these Poindexters have come up with. 

 

So dear XenoxNews reader, what have you encountered that would be called 'living' by this new definition?

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    Is that alive???
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    This is the sort of science that those Alien loving loons Uncle Rebus and the rest should get into. Not the 'drunken hillbilly spots flying frisbee' rubbish they love to spout off about!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    Lord I'm shaking whenever I see that heavenly ass walk by... That's how I know I am alive!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    I have peered down the microscope at many organisms, soil samples, and dunny bowl scrapings. I have seen things wiggle, wander, and vomit their own putrescence. I have seen objects throbbing, filibustering, and flagellating. So does that make them living? Alive? No. All it is the left over embers of energy given to them by God. Any other explanation is the work of the Devil!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    Outer space weirdos? Hell yeh! They've taken over the Australian government! The aliens are in charge!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 3 years ago
    @Father Galileo Grayson What's old Bishop Pell looking like down your microscope now Father? I'd imagine his innards would be bubbling and bursting with a lot of that 'God' energy right about now!
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