Another Foreign Venomous Creature Invades Oz!

A disgusting thing.

It slivered off a ship from Rio which had docked in Sydney and has now made itself home in Australia.



Brazilian Cock Snail!


Seeks a warm slippery place to live in.

Don't touch it! When over stimulated it grows bigger and spits out a vile white jam poison.


Only means to control it at moment consist of tying it up in rubber balloons.
Or cut it out of its shell with razors.

If you spot one report it to your nearest Wildlife Officer.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    It was early this morning, I had just awoken, and - begad! - there it was in all its hoary splendour!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Begad?
    - Puzzled
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    · 19 years ago
    Begad - now I understand! It slimed off a PIRATE ship. The Medusa perhaps?
    Shiver me old timbers! Ugly enough to be PM some day...
    - Puzzled (but not as much)
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Somebody requested a hybrid dick snail thing and that's the best I could do at short notice.....
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    You have picqued (pickled?) my curiosity.

    Who the fuck would request a hybrid dick snail thing?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    but does it kill cane toads?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Why of course it was me!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Well, that totally solves the bloody mystery then! Doesn't it? Move on everybody. Nothing to see here. Everybody just go home. The show's over...
    - Puzzled Again
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