PITCH FOR MODERN MOVIES...

OK. Your finally allowed to enter Mr Producers big room. He is sitting there, waiting to hear your pitch for the movie...

Let's hear it. STORY #1

"Lonesome cowboy vagabond with a large penis mets 2 girls in a motel room..."

STORY #2

"Alien craft circles the earth. It ejects it's sewage onto Earth from which a superhuman race arises..."

STORY #3
(My Favourite)

"Bored English dandy hits the high seas as a pirate in the 18th Century. Much ass fucking and cock sucking follows as he cruise the Carribbean with his queer Pirate freinds. Then they plunder a Governmnet cruiser and end up with a the Governor's daughter on board. Hilarity ensues as the boys can't quite figure out which hole to fuck..."

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