Major Research Breakthrough or just More of the Same?

Stick a fucking big magnet next to your head and you can't speak properly.

 

It is true. Look here.

 

So if this magnet can control your speech what else can they control? Perhaps other magnets, placed in other positions, can control other thought processes. Control other bodily exertions and semi-autonomous motions.

 

For instance, would it be possible to control, or perhaps dis-enable the control of ones sex urges with particular combinations of these magnets?

 

Now that'd be something; wouldn't it!

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Feeling horny now? No? Wait a moment, I'll just switch on this magnet...

 

If magnetic fields can interact and change your brain doesn't that mean that it is possible for us to be controlled from afar. In fact, we may be controlled now without us even being aware.

 

Those tinfoil hats don't seem so stupid now, do they?

 

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Some are resorting to unusual froms of protection against the magnetic-brain menace.

 

The thin calcium crust that is your skull is useless as protection against this kind of manipulation. They are probably working on it now; experimenting on us now. Didn't Mohammed Atta have something strange attached to his head that fateful September day?

 

Whatever is going on, the genie is out the bottle. No turning back. There is only one place this type of research will end up; mind control of the masses. The only question remaining will be whether you will be one of the controlled or one of the controllers.

 

Thank you and good night.

 

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    · 15 years ago
    Oh my god! That first picture looks like my first girlfriend Marie! I can't believe I fucked her after looking at that picture. But I felt completely different at the time...

    Now I remember. We would only have sex in the power station, right next to the dynamo. I wonder if that had anything to do with it?
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    · 15 years ago
    Wasn't there once a movie about a giant sex ray machine striking earth...

    That's right Flesh Gordon ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flesh_Gordon[/url])

    Wow. Talk about art imitating life, or in this case, science.

    XenoxNews.com you are always on the ball!
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    · 15 years ago
    Funny thing - I pondered on this magnet thing. I tore out a big 'ol magnet from some speaker I found in a trash heap. I reckoned that yer blood git iron in it, then that thar big 'ol magnet might suck up yer blood. I done helt that magnet on my arm fer 'bout half hour. Ain't a dern thing happen.

    So I git two things ta school y'all on: 1. Thar ain't no iron in yer blood, cuz magnet dern't stick on it. 2.). Yer brain ain't made of iron, 'n since I done proved yer blood ain't got no iron in it neither, this whole brain-magned thing is jest a urban legend.
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    · 15 years ago
    Ricky I know you are a simple man, a salt of the earth type. But sometimes you really are a moron. Did you look at the video link? The proof is right there.

    You believe some stupid book written by some backward peasants from thousands of years ago but reject evidence that is in your face!

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    · 15 years ago
    Well, well... a few weeks goes by and I decide to take some time out and watch an old movie on archive.org

    And what the fuck, who do you think is in it but the big nose with the hair.

    What are the odds?

    And why does stuff like this keep happening?

    [url]http://www.archive.org/details/lil_abner[/url]
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    · 8 years ago
    @Living on a prayer Sounds like could be a Springsteen song... "Marie and the Power Station" A New Jersey fable set to the musing of Bruce
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    · 9 months ago
    Has anyone heard anything more from Major Research or has he been done away with too? Dangerous being an inventor in these times. I suspect the magnets might also be a motive in the Don Van Vliet poisoning.
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    · 9 months ago
    @Denzil Oklahoma I don't know about the Major, but I have had a tickling in the ears and a strange craving for West Virginia girls these last few years...
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    · 9 months ago
    Tickling in the ears?
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    · 9 months ago
    @Desiderius Arnaz Roterodamus Yeh. Reckon it's my ear fluff standing on edge. Especially when I walk past a NMR machine. Tickles the fluff around the old fella too. But didn't want to go into that given this a G rated site.
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