ADVENTURES IN DEFECATION

SirWillyWonka 12 July 2012 0 minutes read

Just dropped a load in the pan.

Man it looked like “The Thing”; hard dry and cracked.

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A superhero was spotted in the dunny this morning.

Didn’t see any corn either.

Any of you ever squeezed out a comic book superhero?

By SirWillyWonka

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Crazy Harry · 14 years ago
I'd love to squeeze me out a catwoman... in her tight black leather suit!
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Happy QLD Bloke · 14 years ago
Who hasn't squeezed the odd greek brick that looks like that fella! I remember a few years ago after I was just living on pizza and 4x that he made an appearance fairly regular in my dunny can.
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Simple Sam · 14 years ago
Forget superheroes, im still waiting for the corn!
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Curious Comicon Consumer · 14 years ago
Has there ever been a superhero made from corn?
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Miss Lamington Twat · 14 years ago
Eat more fruit... marinated in clown oil.
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proper Bostonian · 14 years ago
"dried and cracked'... reminds me of Jojo's classic "She's Cracked"

What a fine musician he is.
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