UFOs: WHY HERE? WHY NOW?

More sightings.
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It never ends!

The chinks have more evidence....

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So it has been answered: they are here. Right now.

But now larger questions loom....

Why now? Who do they want to contact? How shall we respond?

Do we have orifices the male of their species can impregnate?

This is the fruit of our space race. They saw our clumsy attempts to climb off this god forsaken rock and they came to investigate. To offer us a helping hand? Our a stern rebuke to our impetuosity?

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Looking down from their alien craft they must ponder mankind. Do they see the fruits of an evolutionary process gone mad? They must wonder why all the fussing and fighting down there? As these aliens most certainly will be of green colour, they will view our division over skin tone with some bemusement.

I think it bespokes of something profound that they have chosen China as their entry point into earth. Obviously the dominant nation on our small fragile bean, how will the yellow man face the green? Will the alien be as befuddled as Columbus when he spotted them all those years ago...

As we are approaching an epiphany of epic proportions I offer my prayers and wishes to you XenoxNews readers; here, right now, at the turning point of all life.

"She still remembers the smell — an odd smell that didn't smell of burned wheat. She hasn't smelled it since."

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"Then-Chief of Police M.R. Shelton said he chased it at speeds of up to 100 miles an hour but never caught it. He said it would run parallel to his car, or slightly ahead of it."

And dear Dot what was that smell? The odor of an alien? Or just the smegma on her bedsheets?

Dimwits.

Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

I think it was the smell of victory in the morning.

Terence tries to answer the "why" in this video.

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Phobos a satellite launched by Martians?

And what is that shadow that the Russians photographed and analysed?

Question is now; where have they gone? Did Trump's Presidency scare them off?

Aliens - Thar's criminal aliens, 'n thar's saucer aliens. Criminal aliens 'll rape yer sissy's kooter, butcher all yer kin folks, stab ya in yer eyeballs, chop yer tung out, git y'all 'dicted tar meth 'n fenty while line'n thar pockets with USA $$$'s. Saucer-aliens jest kanoodle thar long finger up yer asshole fer ta place a galactic-transponder. They jest wanna know ware ya upta fer when it git close ta testacle-harvest'n time. Neither way, tain't none of 'em no good fer nothing!!!

@Looney Les We are worshipping them now Les. Those Aliens have inseminated themselves into our cereberal cortexes in such a way, after thousands of years, that we view them as Gods. Not little Green Men anymore, but now the word made flesh in the madness of our minds.
Jesus - Originally an Alpha Centurion but loved the life on Earth a little much.
Mohammed - A wanderer from a distant galaxy with a mystical glint in his eye.
Confucius - A tired tax collector from the Orion Precinct. Took a budget holiday to the nether regions of our Galaxy.

And above them all... Venus. The she-devil of the Andromeda realm. Banished to far distant Earth for her decadent ways.

You see Les, you thought they were Gods. But they are Aliens. Just Aliens.