Fucknuckle Remains Coy on return to Politics

Former political high flyer and degenerate masturbator Herr Fucknuckle has not ruled out a return to Aussie politics now that the date for the next election has been announced.

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Herr Fucknuckle was a leading proponent of the "Get the GST of Tissues" party in previous elections.


Fucknuckle, who briefly ruled Australia as PM after the last election, has maintained high poll ratings with the Aussie public  and often been suggested as returning back to politics. However when XenoxNews.com confronted Herr Fuckedyouruncle about his intentions for this year’s election he run for his door and slammed it shut on us. Later we contacted his secretary to see if it was possible to get an interview with the reclusive misanthrope but she claimed he was busy with “internet research” and could not be bothered.

 

No photos of Fucknuckle have been made public - here is an artists rendering of him.

 

Other political figures have been more forthcoming about him however; with leading Liberal party figure Malcolm Turnbull saying Herr Fuckednuckles would be a welcome figure in the “broad church that is the Australian Liberal Party”. But Senator Conroy, leading Internet wowser, distanced the Labor party from him saying that he didn’t want perverts of Fuckheads type in the ALP.

 

We will continue to harass Herr Fucknuckle until we can get a comment from him.

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    · 13 years ago
    Maybe Fucknuckler and that prick Thomson can start a new party for Wankers?
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    · 13 years ago
    Cripes! If that's Fudgeknuckle, I KNOW that bloke! We shared a taxi a couplea times... and the less said about that the better!
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    · 13 years ago
    Fucknuckle hey? Hmmm... I like the cut of his gib. Seems a no nonsense sort of fellow, I reckon the type of bloke that could get my vote.

    What's his policies? Where does he stand on the bureaucratic red tape stifling the businessman?
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    · 13 years ago
    I do believe Mr Fudgeknuckle has pledged to replace red tape with white tissue paper. Scented.
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    · 13 years ago
    Fuck why not? Gotta be better than that Abbott cunt....
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    · 13 years ago
    Heavens to betsy! Pope Bentdick has resigned! Where will Mr Abbott get his instructions from now???
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    · 13 years ago
    I reckon Rudd is Fucknuckle in disguise...
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    · 13 years ago
    More degenerate masturbators please!
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    · 13 years ago
    Fucknuckle! Come back, all is forgiven. I'll do anything you want; just stop this clown Abbott getting control.

    We'll all be ruined!
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    · 13 years ago
    You could bring back Lazarus and it won't make any difference. Our boy Tony will running the joint come Sept 15 and there is nothing you latte sippers can do about it.

    Digger,

    Cranbourne
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