SIMPSON FUCKED HIS DONKEY AT GALLIPOLI!

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Yep that's right! He was caught by his superior officer with his pecker in the Ass, and he had it hee-hawing all night long under the full moon at Sulva Bay.

But because of his great work in ferrying out the wounded diggers it was covered up.

I say the time is ripe to celebrate Simpson sharing his love with his animal!

Does it diminish his bravery? No!

In fact it brings both man and beast fully into the picture, a picture of the true Aussie spirit.

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    · 21 years ago
    Too right! I believe little Johnny will
    unveil a bronze of Simpson in the act,
    next *ANZAC day.
    BTW, I believe the name of the donkey
    was "AUSSIE"
    (*ANZAC = Aussies Near Zero Actual Comprehension)
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    · 21 years ago
    The "Simpson and his donkey" myth is - like the whole bizarre ANZAC obsession - just more Oz fantasy. Simpson wasn't an Aussie, he was a Pom who jumped ship in Fremantle. His real name was John Simpson Kirkpatrick. As Les Carlyon tells it in his terrific book "Gallipoli", Simpson "was as Australian as North Sea cod and peas".
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    · 19 years ago
    hahahahahhahahahahah nice
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    · 19 years ago
    You guys are dicks you can't accept a hero you have to bring him. GET A LIFE!
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    · 19 years ago
    The poetry of heroism appeals irresistibly to those who don't go to a war, and even more so to those whom the war is making enormously wealthy.
    -- Ferdinand Celine
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    · 19 years ago
    ...seemed to have been the ones who stayed at home. Relative safety makes you brave and fierce.
    It is always funny to see non-core John playing the brave little ANZAC! Lay more of those dangerous wreaths John.
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    · 18 years ago
    fuk u guys
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    · 18 years ago
    simpson was a hero and a legend... he risked his life for us fellow Australians... ur just a sad little fucker with no life who cant look up to a herp
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    · 18 years ago
    Did he invent the washing machine?
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    · 18 years ago
    You must be joking. He, like the rest of the ragtag ANZAC bunch, got their ass kicked by the Turks.

    By fucking Muslims!

    What a disgrace.
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    · 17 years ago
    What was the Simpson and the Donkey's Rea; name? Please help me for homework? :)
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    · 17 years ago
    Homer
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    · 17 years ago
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    · 17 years ago
    All yer perversion, cursin, and blasphomey. Yep, he's lickin his chops, knowin yer time ain't gonna be long. Nosiree, you bad people is gonna be all his.

    You jest tell that 'ol Devil that Ricardovitz tried to save yer soul, but you were too dumb to listen. Yer Devil, he fears me 'cuz I got The Lord on my side.....It's like havin a GE Minigun to defeate one spear chucker.
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    · 17 years ago
    fuk u
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    · 17 years ago
    When will Australia construct a memorial to fallen Japanese airmen in Darwin so that the citizens olf that worthy nation may swarm to our northern shores and hold solemn services each year in honour of Nipponese soldiers who fought and died for their Emperor and country?
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    · 17 years ago
    u a fucking moron simpson was ine of the most famous war heros of all time he should hav got a vc for what he did hwo ever started this is a complete wanker and can fuck himself if i find out who started this im going to hurt them
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    · 17 years ago
    It doesn't hide the fact they were on the losing side. They were the only Christians defeated by Muslims since the crusades.

    Nothing to be proud about there.
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    · 17 years ago
    Got to wonder why Aussies want to bang on about one of the most appalling military disasters in modern history and claim ownership of Churchill's unmitigated *fuckup. I mean, old Winston lost his job because of Gallipoli. Its a wonder the Turks don't ban these annual Aussie wank-fests.
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    · 17 years ago
    That about says it all, don't it? Lord knows thar blessed truth flows from my fingertips.
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