ONE LAST PROMISE.

P.M.: "Workers will enjoy the
endless pain of I.R. reforms
eventually!" "Trust me for one last time",
begged the lean and mean little
lying machine, the champion of
the Nasty Party and taxpayer
funded public tapeworm, as he
gestured hypnotically to the
dim-bulb, bovine Oz public.

Having found that the poor and
disadvantaged in the community
were very easy to attack, and
could not fight back, the filthy
sociopathic little goblin was
shocked to find that the unions,
even though toothless now, have
mounted a desperate last fight.

"I know that the workers are very
angry that I wish to formalize
their slave status, and that I
consider their labour belongs to
the most parasitic and tricky
scum in the nation, but I am sure
that after I endlessly drone on
about the pressing need for even
more "REFORMS" the public will
slide back into a deeply relaxing
and comfortable trance.
If that does not work, I am sure
my expensive taxpayer-funded
propaganda campaign will crush
any information that may threaten
to inform the nasty and retarded
Ostrichlian public."

Scanning his senile wine-soaked
criminal brain for more lies,
the well-used political enema
came up with what he considered
to be the clincher.

"The public must remember that I
have supplied them with the
enchanted, magic fridge magnets.
All you need to do to protect
yourself from any imagined evil,
is to rub your magic fridge
magnet and intone this magic
incantation:

GST, GST,
FREE FROM TERROR I WILL BE.
NEOCON, NEOCON,
TRUTH AND FACTS, YOU WILL BE GONE!

And then you will be safe."

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Still in hell. Oh well.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Chato thinks John Howard is in charge! Hahahahahahaa
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Since 1996 the Rabid Rodent's core mission has been to shift the balance of power away from employees and further in the employers' direction.. Not that there ever was a fucken balance, since ordinary working stiffs like me get shafted each time the Liarberals get their fucken hands on the tiller of SS Monstralia! And now they have the fucken Senate too! I'm for a national strike too! Shut the whole bloody cuntry down until the Rodent squeals and croaks!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    I told you to seek help!
    Your condition can get even worse!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Be a man and not a fool,
    rub your magnet, not your tool.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Well if you're going to define yourself as an "employee" and "working stiff" then you deserve everything that comes your way. You're much more than either of those.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Hey I'm a luminous easter egg? What do I get? I'm a slave to the banks. My master is invisible but I am hoping to communicate with him via email soon instead of pieces of dead trees.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    We must deserve it,
    if you say so,
    Mister mystical.

    Please stay undefined.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    He is undefined.
    I am not sure whether you
    can choose what you get
    under these rules.

    He seems to be sure that we
    all richly deserve it though!

    I just can't wait for my
    next load of well-deserved
    crap, I'm sure!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    It was Australian workers – stonemasons in Melbourne – who were the first in the world to win the eight-hour day, in 1856. So join the masons guys..... and stop whining. Your brothers will look after you no matter what the Government does.
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