LP last. ALP second last. Just do it

Whichever candidate has a policy to get rid of AUKUS get's my vote.

I remember the first time I voted. I had a gleam in my eye and a pep in my step. Feeling like a lucky guy cause I had that democratic right to vote. Unlike those barbarous authoritarian Nations we could pick and choose our leaders. With our own free will.

So it was with a tear in my eye and pride in my heart that I placed an 'X' next to George W Bush's name. And lo and behold he did win, after a little help from his friends in the Supreme Court. It was Democracy in action!

Now I am living in Oz I hope the same will happen when I put a number 1 next to one of Mr Dutton's guys.

Dutton rolls out Jacinda Price to play the role of Elon Musk DOGE maestro. Is this an example of a master or perhaps hemorrhagic stroke? I guess they are both a similar girth and height.

VOTE: RICARDOVITZ......Fer Prime Minister 'o Australia!!! I ain't 'ol Trump. Think 'o me as Trump'n Trinary!!! My campaign keep-sakes:
1. Bus all illegal aliens back tar Asia 'n Middle east. Buss 'me on one of them busses dat dern't float 'n make a youtube 'bout it.
2. Lower taxes fer folks who work, 'n raise taxes on free-loaders.
3. Make work-camps fer prisoners. Let 'em work off thar society-debts.
4. Make Gun Owning Great Again!!! Gonna pas a law 'says ever one gotta have a Lithgow L1A1 Self-Loading Battle Rifle fer starters.
5. Freedom tar say watever thar hell ya wanna say!
6. Git rid 'o woke, faggity-fag shit.
7. One last thang - gonna make Greenland a Australian territory.

I was gunna vote but then I looked at the options. Nothing for a rambling man like me. So I decided instead to invest my time on polling day in some personal politics. First I will visit the bank and deposit a severed pigs head as a sacrifice to their greed. Next I will go to the Daily Telegraph office and pee in the sink in honor of their former editor Col Allan and also as a tribute to Andrew Bolt. Finally a visit to Trades Hall to set a bomb to wake those fuckers up.
Sometimes it takes direct personal action to revive a man's interest in politics.

I'm a gonna tell ya why YOU aughta vote fer me, Ricardovitz. Ya dern't needa like me - can hate me, if ya wanna. But, if'n I even git 10 right-in votes fer RICARDOVITZ, the E-tire Australien gooberment will be hunt'n me down. They's gonna even git thar Eff Bee Eye on it. 'N when I see them nefarious gooberment goons comm'n down my dirt road, I'm a gonna unleash HOLY HELL upon thar gooberments. That's how Ricardovitz is gonna do ya a Righteous!!! So, vote Ricardovitz, 'n let thar good-times roll!!!