The Prunts have taken over Australian Politics

They say the quality of a countries politicians reflects the pool of talent in the wider community. For Australia I have never had much faith in both, but it seems like that we really have hit rock bottom.

In fact it is so bad that now the Prunts are in charge.

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 So, what is a Prunt you say? A Prunt is a mixture of 'prick' and 'cunt'. Therefore a Prunt is even worse than a cunt or a prick, he is both combined.

And having a look at the wankers in Parliament now it is easy to spot a few.

 

We have the dynamic and forthright leader of the opposition…  

sadass

 

A Treasurer who can’t add...

hockey polly crackers

 

Plus the dodgy born again Christian fuckwit Senator Fielding…

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And where would we be without the National Party Village Idiot Barnaby Joyce…

joyce idiot

 

All of them preeminent Prunts.

 

But the King Pin, the Prunt above them all, is Tony…

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 Where did they pull this fuckwit from? John Howard’s arse?

 

Look, I've been writing about the mediocrity of Australia since before there was a fucking internet, and I've covered all facets of our great wide shit brown land. And I can tell you that with the passing of time it hasn't gotten any better. Most Aussies remain thick as two planks, and as whiny as a dingo on heat.

Something that is hard to dispute given the fuckwit Prunts they continue to elect.

 

Tom Titmouse

 

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    · 11 years ago
    That Bill Shorten has really let himself go. Split with Missus did he?
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    · 11 years ago
    It maybe you think that those of a conservative bent are prunts; but the majority of the civilised people of England certainly prefer them.
     As for the barbarous Picts to the north I would say those whisky swilling, dress wearing, savages are the real prunts. Time to cut those baboons loose
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    · 11 years ago
    Them tain't the Picts. Thars Vikings from the Aryan Nations giv'n yer women the strong seed. My pappy say our folks come from Ulster Scotts. Lore says them Picts come from the Phonecia - jest a fancy name fer semi-dark, mixed folks from Ayrab mud nations.
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    · 11 years ago
    You, sir, are clearly a man after my own creed. So leave me the fuck alone, for pete's sake!
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    · 11 years ago
    Did you watch Bill Shorten's impressive Budget Reply speech? The public gallery was constantly cheering and applauding while Abbott's front bench sat grinning like stunned mullets. I've been studying these prunts for a long time but I've never seen anything like that. I think the Abbott Government really will be a won term wonder.
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    · 11 years ago
    Shorten's toenail clippings are more impressive than anything Abbott's team of wackos can come up with
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    · 11 years ago
    @Mr Jupiter WON term? 
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    · 11 years ago
    @Jackson Yeh like the 1 won ton dumpling you get in your soup at the Foo King resturant.
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    · 11 years ago
    Barnaby Joyce makes Ricardovitz look like a intellectual giant
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    · 11 years ago
    Nobody's gonna stop em cuz thar the true underground devil. Y'all think yer goin to a flicker show, but it tain't no show - yer goin to a war and if'n you ain't out fer violence, chaos, lawlessness against the socialist establishment, then you is fer gettin yer testicals slit off by the testical-slitter-in-chief, 'n all the feminazi pussification stuffed in yer brains by angry bull dikes. I don't care about anybody or anything except the Lord 'n those who rise up 'n follow the Lord fer the World's redemption. My mission is to jolt you boys 'n girls from yer marijuana haze 'n burn you into the light of the cleansing rain. If you got kids out there they're gonna be his kids. He owns them kid folks. 'N they' is gonna do what the Lord has planned fer them. Yessiree 'n God Bless.
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