Xenox Institute’s Prof Williams- PM Abbott’s New Science Advisor?

Whispers round Canberra have it that new PM Tony Abbott has made another controversial decision regarding Science. It seems that he has in mind the head of the Xenox Institute, Prof Williams, as his new Science advisor.

 

 

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New Aussie PM is signaling a new direction in Australian Science policy

 

Prof Williams is an avid debunker of current scientific paradigms, such as global warming and life science research, and as such would seem to fit into the new mindset of the Abbott governments view on science.

 

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Now that the Climate Change commission has been closed is Abbott’s next target the re-cycling industry?

 

Williams' is however undertaking some rather unorthodox research of his own; which may be of a surprise to Abbott and his Cabinet of intellectual halfwits. This research includes controversial items such as a 3-d reconstruction of Christ’s pecker and new formulations of mind altering substances.

 

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Is this the sort of scientific innovation Abbott and his cronies are looking for?

 

One thing’s for sure if they do go ahead with Prof Williams appointment it will be all the proof you need that the Abbott Government is truly batshit crazy!

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    · 13 years ago
    Wow our boy Tony has really put a rocket up those lefty bludgers the previous Government wasted our hard earned tax on. Now we can actually get some decent products all Aussies can enjoy like that butter stick. All I need is one of those pointy heads to come up with a Vegemite one and I'll be happy as Larry.

    Digger,
    Cranbourne
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    · 13 years ago
    Vegemite on a stick! You've got something right there that will certainly boost the economy. Imagine the export potential to Japan! Having said that is Vegemite Australian anymore?
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    · 13 years ago
    What type of medication is Tony on in this photo:

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    It looks rather soothing.
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    · 13 years ago
    Maybe he was trying some of Profs crack laced opium? Certainly he appears to be in the stupor of someone who has imbibed it.
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    · 13 years ago
    Maybe the Prof could make Tony a magic wand. And then Tony could disappear himself and the rest of his deadbeat fiberal mates out the fuck of our lives.
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    · 13 years ago
    Tony who? For years we couldn't get rid of him or get him to shut the fuck up, and now that he is PM the prick has dropped right off the radar. That scares me more than seeinng his ugly, jug-eared mug on telly every fucking day and night
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    · 13 years ago
    Begging your pardon but according to the Abbott manifesto science does not exist. God did it!
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    · 12 years ago
    I like Australia. Its Attorny General charges the taxpayer for a spiffy $7000 bookcase and a few jolly jaunts and japes that had nothing to do with his role as a member of parliament and gets away with it. Its like an official declaration for everyone to rip-off anybody anytime anywhere. Boy those Ossies have it figured out sweet alright. Maybe its the heat.
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