DESPERATE THROW OF THE DICE HAS 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD FIGHTING WANKING AGAIN

He has tried it before. But as he poll ratings plummet Australia’s PM has reached into his bag of tricks to once again declare war on Australia’s wankers. Not content to have banned all naughty shows on TV, Howard now wants to block the last avenue for the Horny Australian; the internet.

But Howard will soon find I ain’t the only one that likes to spend nights alone with the computer. He will have a real fight on his hands as the silent majority of those that use their hands for self-pleasure rise up and explode onto the political scene in an endless parabola of glistening white political fury.

Johnny we are going to make a mess even kleenex won't be able to handle.

You and your sanctimonious bunch of wowsers should wise up; Aussies like wanking and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.

And now that Rudd's New York trip has shown the horny voter he is on their side it seems that this time Aussie wankers will have someone to vote for.

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