BOO-HOO: MUFTI SAYS AUSSIES WERE CONVICTS!

The pretty little media whores know what is best for the drooling public.
Will the berserkers come and kidnap Hogturd, the great suckhole of steel?
Please!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Death to the USSA.

Good Bliss
Patriot-II

It's our convict past that made us what we are today: silently cursing authority under our breath, engaging in acts of petty criminality, while simultaneously forelock tugging, arse-kissing and brown-nosing our way through life so as not to upset our betters. Now that's the Aussie spirit!

The white-english of the lot of you are certainly originated from convicts. Now, your cities have all of the trappings of "western" society, but your souls are filthy to the core.

How does the Australian propose to cleans himself of the sins of his ancestors? How shall the Australian scrub his soul so that the true world can see past the Australians' wicked nature?

These are the paramont questions that you should be exploring on this forum! Only the Good Lord can help you repent and wash your filthy sins away in a river of light.

As well as being the biggest scaredy-cats in the world, most seppos never ever own-up to the rotten things they did and still do.
Unfortunately Aussies aren't very much better!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Get used to it. We will raid any Iranian outpost more than 5 feet outside of Tehran. Iranians are evil. Iranians are rotten to the core. Iranians are the result of indians and arabs cross-breeding, creating a violent and inferior race. Iranians are Muslims of the worst order. If there was anything worth keeping in the Iranian or Pakistani civilizations, then India's Mohat Mugumbi wouldn't have marched them like rats into Pakistan and Iran. Even Saddam Husaine knew the vile and evil rat-like race that the Iranians were made up of and this is why he tried to destroy them with gas and nerve agents. He failed. But, we have learned much from his reasearch on destroying the rat-faced race of half-breed muslim-indians.

Drink, smoke, eat and laze around as much as possible hoping for an early sudden death

At least in Muslim heaven you get to have a root. What happens in Christian heaven?
Sweet fuck all! You just lay about all day crying with knobache.

What is this knobache? It sounds french. Is it?
- Sister Mary (Little Sisters of Chastity)

Oh my sweet lady it is a pain too intense to describe clearly. The ache of wanting to love but being unable to love. Or the ache of loving oneself too much. You have the erection but the swollen head is purple in pain and throbbing endlessly for a memory; a vision of some lass you once saw. Walking up Bourke St with her dress bouncing round her cute arse but you know you will never get to fuck her.

Oh! Sister! Knobache is the pain inflicted by the blithe misunderstanding of God on the creation he made.

And is there an equivalent pain for women? Perhaps being unable to shop...