Fuck you, you little bald headed cunt! I'll fucking wank off to my phone when and where ever I fucking choose!
This Government of nosey born again Christian arseholes should keep their fucking do-gooder ways out of my life.

And they wonder why people want to blow up planes?
I brought my new phone only so I could hook up with those hot chicks you see on TV late at night. And now that cuckold cunt Howard wants to stop me.
I tell you, I'll stick my phone so far up his arse he'll be able to dial it with his teeth, the fucking wowser.
Do I tell you fucking Born Again Christian dickheads how to live you life? Do I give a fuck you wanna believe in fairy tales?
No.
So stop pissing off me and all the other proud Aussie Wankers.