Through me GOD Speaks I

Hippie Lost In Love 18 May 2013 0 minutes read

With the news of a crack smoking mayor I thought I'd enlighten you all about my drug journeys...

First up frolicked on some weed&smoke for a few days.

Fuck I feel God!

Now I wanna fuck the Cleaning Woman!

I have never passed up on a opportunity to try something new... Prof take it away!

At last the new technology of genetic engineering has achieved the breakthrough we have all been waiting for; they have crossed the coca plant with the opium poppy!

XENOX-INSTITUTE-GENETIC-BREAK-THROUGH-HAS-PEOPLE-CHEERING

Sometimes I want to get back to nature; so I hit the bottle for a day or two.

Minted from the pages of Xenox News 1991

And for when I'm exhausted at the end of the day, or whenever I feel like getting out of my tiny mind, there is my solace.

Corn Flour.

Me as God. Visualised by artist.

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Padre Pio's Pissed Ghost · 13 years ago
In the grand halls and cathedrals of the Vatican you can find all sorts of deviants and temptations. Pretty altar Boys. Gin spiked Holy water.

And my favourite.

Naked Nuns!

Praise the saints and all the vittles they send to me.
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Spirtual Seeker · 13 years ago
Padre is there a Lord up above? A master we will answer to when we shuffle off the mortal coil?

I hope not. Because I will be in a lot of trouble if it's true.
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Lord (and) Howe · 13 years ago
Yes, no and yes.
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Horny Trev · 13 years ago
Does this God of yours get the Horn?

I do and I wanna know if it is bad thing.

Turn me and the Mrs on if it is ;)
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Looking for love in all the wr · 13 years ago
Don't worry about no god... Just get on the Corn Flour.

Damn. It'll make you feel like a God!
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Lord (and) Howe · 13 years ago
Yes, yes and yes.
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