
Look what I got for Xmas!
I've had it with church. I've had it with morals.
I want something that makes me dick stand hard this Xmas. Satan has the gift.
The promises of the baby messiah are pure nonsense; better for me are the lies of Lucifer. Buy my soul Satan, I'll sell it for a whore or two. Anything better than this shithouse I am in now.

This is my dream. My living nightmare. That this one will fuck me.
On my Xmas tree I stuck a naked angel, a buxom cherub. My tree baubles reflect the holy trinity; cunt, crack and her anus.

What your rectum will look like once I’ve finished with you.
Hey Satan I'm on a winner now...
Time to bring home the Bacon brother, my head is on the floor and hell is fast by the door...