Why I Like Ice

Cause I like value for money. It's all about bang for your buck. Now I might not have slept for a little while but I'm still sober enough to tell you this children.

My dick is bigger than yours.

It has been proven conclusively that shabu is better for fucking than anything else.

I just lay on my back in the backyard and stare at the stars. Naked and with the joystick in hand I plot my course to take over the universe. My lips wrap around the pipe and then I'm gone...

I see aliens. Fuck it. Drugs can be good for you. And like everything else in life (religion, morals, water) they can kill you as well.

Well thank you for that brainstorm dickbreath!

I climbed the fence and fell in me neighbours yard, the cunt was a born again Christian Howard-loving liberal. Still didn’t stop him using his cock up the wife’s arse.

Hey Green Jimmy I too have felt the breeze waft me knackers.

Howling, all night howling...


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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    It's time to seek the help of
    the Holy Rubber Chook in your
    quest to overcome this awful
    moral depravity.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Sound like a night out for Alexander Downer!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 6 months ago
    I was a real wild thing in my youth
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 6 months ago
    Not as wild as me man. I was fucking really, really wild. Well, I threw up at a party once does that count?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 6 months ago
    Wer ya gutt'n a pig at dat thar party? If ya nick his shit-pipe wile drink'n moonshine, dat 'll empty yer vital-tank.
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