What would happen if we put Teddy Roosevelt's Big Stick into Trump's Hands?

You may talk the talk, but in the end can you Walk the Walk?

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Old Teddy Roosevelt was a strange old fella, but he never shied away from the Manifest Destiny of Idiotland. He Remembered the Maine, and freed the Filipinos. He had a big stick that he waved around like an American Winnie Churchill.

 

Now there is a new Man in charge in Washington. Is this the Man ready to make the 21st Century the American Century?

 

Is he is willing to stand up for the downtrodden, unheard, silent masses?

Is he willing to confront the weaklings who have impeded the growth of our Great Nation?

Is he a Man that is willing to tell us about 'Life and How to Live It'?

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If he is then let's get Teddy's Big Stick out and put it in his hand! Dig it up from the grave if needs be.

Wave that stick Mr President. Flex it. Lubricate it. And use it.

For you can be sure that our great Nation deserves it.

 

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    · 1 years ago
    What Trump is doing is the greatest insult to the US Constitution since a drunken President Taft peeled a sheet off and used it to wipe his ass.

    I can assure this Presidential buffoon that he will never be allowed into our hallowed halls. Or into the dining rooms and billiard rooms of our Hyannis Port holiday homes.

    Trump you are a disgrace!

    Now excuse me, I have a Fraternity event to attend.
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    · 1 years ago
    Kick'n jungle-monkeys arses back tar Guatamala jungles is what 'Mericans pay Trump ta do!!!
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    · 1 years ago
    Hey, Xi Jinping, Trump gonna take Panama Canal. 'N blow yer military industrial complex built on a canal island all tar hell!!! Slant-Eyed Fat-Panda goin DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!
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    · 1 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Dickhead Orangeman will invade Panama again to run a decrepit canal, meanwhile Socialist Mexican Pres is building a new and better one:

    https://colombiaone.com/2024/12/24/mexico-interoceanic-corridor-railway-new-panama-canal/

    Everything Trump touches turns to shit Ricky. You'd be better off just barricading your farm and living in fear with your sister and in-bred kids.

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    · 1 years ago
    How about we put Teddy's big stick right up Orangeman's arse? Cause that's what that fucker is doing to the rest of us!
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    · 1 years ago
    Ooh you have such a wicked imagination!
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    · 1 years ago
    I know where I'd put that big stick!
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    · 1 years ago
    Trump, he bin blessed by Thar Lord with a King-Kock. Ya dern't go 'round grabb'n sweet, wet pussies if'n ya ain't got a jackammer hide'n in yer britches.
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    · 1 years ago
    Pathetic Trump dick worshipping Ricky. We all know it is a Tiny Tim like yours cause Mario said he had small hands!
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    · 1 years ago
    Flam, you is a weirdo, fer sure. Dick-fingers 'n super Mario 'n small sticky hands - some folks might think ya be look'n fer ta pedophile a boy's dirty butt hole. Nasssssssty.
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    · 1 years ago
    Oh Ricky! You like them dirty little holes? Well come round to my place and you can rub your hillbilly nose right on mine. Right after you clean my pipe :)

    Got me?
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