MASSACRE IN THE USA

i PRAYED TO THE LORD TO MAKE IT END! bUT ALL THE BASTARD DID WAS POINT HIS GUN AT ME AND SAY "LEAVE!"

Jesus is packing. Mohammed has a bomb. Buddha loads his rifle. And Jehovah fucks his son's virgin mum.

Doesnt matter shit cause Cthulhu kicks all their arses; from one end of the universe to the other.

Kalifornia is fer left-bent gun-hate'n grass grazers. They dern't got no guns. BUT WE DOOOOO!!! Here in Dixieland you dern't see no MUSLIME pussies shoot'n up kids, 'n' whatnot. Why??? Cuz WE ALL GIT GUNS 'N CARY 'EM EVERWARE!!! Kids, Womenfolk, Men - we carry 'em like Kalifornia jello-gutts carry Fag-Phones. Some of them Kalifornia homosexuals carry three Fag-Phones!!! Lotta good them fag-phones did 'em when MUSLIME monkey and his buy-a-whore wife was shoot'n up the place. 911'in the po-po - yep, the po-po done saved nothin but nothin din't they. Muslimes, they's SCARED OF DIXIELAND. Cuz WE ALL CARRY GUNS DOWN....'n we ain't 'fraid of no rag-head, cammle-humpin, rump-jockey.

Yet you live in fear of your sky fairy called Jesus. You really are a numpkin Ricky.

I dern't fear Jesus - tain't git no need to! Jesus is right with my soul. Only wicked sin-lusters git any reason fer fear of the Lord. Devil, he a part of the good Lord's plan. 'N he was created fer gather'n up all the wicked sinful souls 'n shoot'n 'em straight tar Hell.

Ironic, ain it though. More Aymericans gets kilt by other Aymericans than by Moslem terrorists. Fuckasses!

@ricardovitz So asswipe who created Jesus? God? I thought Jesus WAS God? Or the other ways rount? And who created God? Or did he create hisself? Fuck me if it aint all a crock of steaming horse puckey

Scripture teaches thar is ONE God, 'n HE can be whoever he wanna be. 'N if'n God wanna be a man so's ta see 'n feel what evil 'n good folks is doin down here on Earth, well than, he can do that, 'n DID JUST THAT in becomin the Christ!!! God, bein fully devine took the form of a man by thar Incarnation ta give Man a chance 'n set 'em on the good path. Some listened; many dern't - God give 'em all free will 'n a Devil ta sort out the bad ones from the good.

Cthulhu wipes his arse with your scriptures and then shoves them down Jesus mouth while fucking Mother Mary. Your 'god' is a pimple on the butt of a hairy hillbilly ape compared to the glory and awe of Cthulhu. Get on your knees, pull out one of your pop guns, stick it in your gob and start praying to him you Georgian sista-fucking numbnut.

Devil-Whore, you know better 'n that. You ain't git a chance ta save yerself from the fiery pits of Hell 'less you turn yer soul over ta Jesus. Only Jesus can save yer soul. Keep on lyin to yerself, boy. Cuz, you is gonna know thar TRUTH!!! The Devil lies, boy, yessiree - you git all yer life ta get right with Jesus. Thang is God den't tell you when he's gonna shut yer heart off.

@Ricardovitz But forgiveness. Does he offer forgiveness?

What you need forgiveness fer??? You like lovin on the Devil, like a mamma's boy suckle's his mamma's teety - you dern't need no forgiveness. Yer soul is already DAMNED FER ALL ETRENITY!!!

Etrenity. Where is that; next door to Eritrea? You sister fucking idiot Ricky.

@Ricardovitz Scripture? You mean that medieval gibberish written by crazed monks in between cornholing one another?

Dumericans doing the late Mr Bin Laden a favor killing more of each other than all the terroristas lumped together

For a small fee... your eternal soul

@Monitor Me No problem; I paid at the office.


For all of us.

Tain't no such thang as an American. Thar's Dixies 'n then thar's Yankees, Wetbacks, Yids, Darkies, Ricans, 'n Ricers.

I'm afraid of Americans

No problem. Feel the Bern ;)