KEEN MASTURBATOR

I suppose ‘keen’ is the right word. Could also use ‘well practiced’. Even ‘strong wristed’ would do. Whatever the case, I’ve been doing it lots and now I want to take the next step.

 

 

abbott

Sex with women.

 

Or perhaps Men. Or maybe as a first move I should practice with animals…

 

And what I’m thinking is that I should report how it goes. Maybe the readership here can give me some tips on what to do. How to get it.

 

I’ve been investigating some avenues; particularly what the online world can offer. I’ve started Skouting and Webchatting.

 

I hope they are really women I’m talking to.

 

My life may seem miserable but I’m trying to perk it up. Pulling myself up by the bootstraps rather than cock for a change. If by spilling the beans here I can give some hope to the hopeless, some belief for the despairing, then perhaps I have done some good in this world. My reasoning is that God gave me a cock so by God I better use it.

 

For what he intended.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    Why bring God into it you stupid masturbating fuckwit?

    As if our gracious Lord gives two shits about your peverted ways!

    You are going straight to hell. That's for damn sure.

    Now where's my drink you heathen bugger!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    Hey you pathetic wretch don't stop wanking yet; maybe you can help this tart:

    [url]http://gawker.com/5971757/japanese-porn-star-solicits-bottles-of-semen-from-twitter-followers-for-upcoming-film-nsfw[/url]

    Seems she is looking for some of your sticky white essence; maybe you can bottle it and send it to her ya weak prick.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    OK I was out there tonight. Probing the leads. Following up on the greetings. Meeting the Ladies...

    And for my reward?

    Got a squeeze and a kiss.

    If you think life is true you gottta follow this...

    Hope more next week.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    Fuck mate, what mistake could I make? I was out there...

    I aint gunna twang my wire on that bitch's farm no more!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    One things for sure.

    It'll end in tears.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    My guilt is I dont have no guilt...
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    To be sure, the Apostles, bless 'em, were habitual mutual todger tuggers, as per the good Lord's instruction to love thy neighbor. After all, where's the harm. Why, it puts a smile on your face in no time at all at all.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    date #2... She was happy to see me. Me likewise. Got a squeeze and promise of more...
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    · 13 years ago
    And on the 3rd attempt...

    He scores!

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    Back again. Spent the afternoon in anonymous hotel room. and was non stop fucking.

    Why on earth was I stuck in front of the computer for so long?
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