DAMN MUFTI MAKES MISERY FOR POOR OLD AUSSIES

Aussies lead a lifestyle the envy of the moron world.

Our beaches contain the world’s best pussy.

Bar none.

Now that motherfuckin' muslim mufti muthurfucker says we are convicts!

I'm shocked I tells ya; shocked!

Can we have our convict cunt and eat it too? Is this the ethical conundrum poised by this half-blind muslim extremist?

Can you eat cunt and still fight the war on terror?

What does our 70 year old PM say? What words of wisdom will he spill? Will it be a pearl necklace from our dear leader?

The lessons should be clear for all Aussie Muslim's: bag our country and that’s it. We will kick you out!

I'm grabbing my Aussie rag and marching down the beach and we will light a big bonfire and burn effigies of those aussie-hating swine.

Sydney Mufti, Osama, Saddam, Tojo, the Kaiser, that Turkish cunt at Gallipoli.

The whole fucking lot right up in smoke.

And after that it is the cunt on the beach we will direct our attention to; with the glorious Southern Cross overhead there will be spunk bubbles all night long.

Glad to be Aussie Oi! Oi! Oi!

(And I expect you Gloria down at the beach as well...)


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    · 19 years ago
    I like getting gang-fucked by Lebs and suchlike. Aussies leave me cold!
    All except John Howard. Getting raped by non-core John would be an honour.
    - Doreen of Dulwich Hill (and a staunch John Howard voter)
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    · 19 years ago
    That Mufti of Turkey started WW1 remember. Then us Aussies had to go and straighten him out.
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    · 19 years ago
    Fuckin oath mate! This old raghead reckons Aussie chicks are askin for it when they tart about with their tits showin and their arses winkin out from under a mini skirt... well, fuck yeah, its the Aussie way of life, you old cunt! And if you dont like it, go back to where you come from and leave the bitches to us dinky die Aussie patriots! I never met a chick that thought she was too fuckin good for a root from me!
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    · 16 years ago
    Perhaps the Mufti should have been on the illegal Gaza bound Flotilla of Hamas activists? They seem to be the sort of crowd he and his crazed followers support.

    God bless,

    Patriot
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