Dear Ricky...

I fear for you Ricky. I really do. I have heard about doppelgangers, but this is ridiculous. Good luck with the herpes anyway.

You self righteous fool. So God will forgive the evil whores for their SINS. Of corse the men who roger them silly don't need to be forgiven, they have done nothing wrong. They are just victims of those evil women who do satan's work and tempt them into sin. You pathetic, sanctimonious, bible bashing fool. I am Satan and I am waiting for all you bible-bashing hypocrites down here. I will roger your rectum till you bleed.

That is a pretty impressive promise, Satan old-boy. But do you really think you should soil your royal tool on these worldly scum?

servant of my Lord. The Lord commands Satan to do his bidding for him. The Lord has exclusive domain and rule over Satan. Satan ain't nothin but God's vacuum cleaner for suckin up all thaer world's evil and blowin it down upon the land of the doomed. God don't want no trash stankin up his world and the heavens, so he put a whoopin on Satan to get him to clean it up.

This Rickardovitz bloke is hilarious. Keep up the good work, mate, you are a comedy genius

When Satan starts suckin on you! Heed thar warnings, Brothers, 'cuz an evil heart is like a cool berry slushie fer Satan. You think on that a spell.

AIN'T Y'ALL GOT IT YET??? God=good. Devil=dirt-sucker...works fer God cleanin up nasty men and slut-whore women so's they dern't go polutin thar Lord's Heaven. The dern Devil's got a nasty job....well, that's what he gits fer sassin off to the Lord a way long time ago.

See, boys and girls, the Lord dern't give out no welfare in heaven. If'n an angel gits all sassy-frass with the Boss Man, the Boss Man 'll give him a permenant demotion. Ain't gonna destroy him, cuz that ain't God's way....jest gonna give him the real shit-work. Thar Lord - he ain't got time to be cleanin out the scum from the world's tarlet bowl. So, he said "Devil - you's gonna clean up thar filth them humans done create onced I gave 'em free will. You's gonna do whatever you can to git free-will human filth to git on into Hell whar I ain't gott a have 'em polutin my Good Kingdom." And, thar Lord he told the Devil thar be only ONE thing he got to do: "Devil, you can suck up that human filth any way yer smarty-smart self can figure out...but ya gotta do one thang...ya gotta let 'em know who you is, boy....you gotta tell 'em yer thar Devil." And, Devil bein who he is, knowin God'll done whoop 'em but good line he done did the last time he sassed God, ain't said nothing but: "Yassa Boss."

I thought Jesus was gay? He hung out with a bunch of guys and never got married. So...

Jesus is God's child, and he dern knew better than to piss off his old man. Y'all dern't ferget, Jesus had a thang fer Mary Magdalene - that gal follered Jesus 'round like a dern puppy dog. Yessiree, boys and girls, Jesus had earthly desires for that whore, but he had somethin that most men ain't got....FEAR of the Almighty Lord!!!! He knew better of dippin his wick in any woman, lest a woman-whore who he done cast out demons from.

So, Jesus ain't no fag, and he had earthly passions fer a woman-whore. I reckon he dern't mind havin his feet rubbed none by here. He jest had a bit more "devine inspired" self control than most of you dick-diddlin, cum-spurtin, drug-guzzlin monkeys.

Facial Hair? Does the ladies love it or leave it?

I reckon folks can choose ta ask that thar boxhead whichever whanot. Notherwise, I ain't gone nowhare. Boxhead, you 'n anyone else can ask me what y'all want. I give it to ya jest how it is.

That's how I see it anywhoo.

Whatever Ricky. One thing is for sure; Boxhead is prettier than you.

My readings lead me to surmise that "Jesus" is actually a compilation of assorted prophets, conveniently redacted by the founders of The Church to further it's political aims. Sadly, many people take the Bible literally when really it is a mish-mash of rorted ancient myths tricked out in "Christian" fables. All fraud. Best ignored.

I git a cypher fer ya Boxhead: How come you dern't say it like it is. Tell thar n*g*e*s ta git back in cages; tell them faggot-fellas that they's jest plum brainsick; 'n tell that thar Siamese King Bhumibol Adulyadej is a whore-fornicatin heathen that is lappin up the Devil's titty milk like a slithern cotton-mouth!!!

Tain't git if figured yet, Boxhead???

'Ol Ricky's here ta tell ya somethin, boy: YOU IS A GOOBERMENT STOOGE!!!! Big Orwell-gooberment-Obama loving sucker! Yer gooberment dern't like me. I dern't like no gooberment neither. But, you 'n that Max Gross y'all do yer slither-spyin fer 'em.

Oh Ricky you're back! Finally finish the "The Fuck your cousin" marathon in Atlanta?

You hillbilly minx!

Yours with sister in hand,

Hairy Buttplugmaker