Dear Ricky...Two Towers

It was a conspiracy of truly monstrous proportion. A cabal of jewish financiers and Freemason adepts, along with some renegade Black Panthers, had insinuated themselves into Osam's inner circle.
They had a plan.
A diabolical calumnity. Be switching the godhead of money and power with fear and loathing, the Jews saw the possibility to allow their seemless takeover of world finance, eliminating any threat from the triads of China.
The Freemasons saw a way to once again regain their exalted status as top of the heap; they had fallen to such a level that the only World leader who was affiliated was one John Howard.
The Black Panthers hated whitey; always have, always will.

So, they convinvced our friend Osama who prior to 9/11 had no interest in terror, only prayer and his 15 wives. But once subjected to the teasing whispers of the fetid cabals spooks Osama's mind began to change.
Perhaps the US was the Great Satan!

And the rest they say is history. The coming apocalypse was precipitated by a ragtag bunch of hicks, hippies, and funny hat wearing freaks.

You poor stupid jerks. Ultimately there is no USA, never was any twin towers, hippies, junkies, crab lice, expanding universes, shrinking wallets, non-core promises or anything else! It's all in yer stupid friggin minds!

Nothin but pure-as-God brilliance! Can I have an "Amen" to that, Dr.?

Dr., you really have progressed way beyond the drug-experimentation phase; even past the drug-guzzling phase. You have been imbibing chemicals at a truly alarming rate - and I ain't talking about C6H12O6 nor C12H22O11 neither. What you've been ingesting has way too many Nitrogen atoms attached to it. Way too many, Dr. Benway.

This ain't no dream, Dr. I ain't no Dorothy, and you certainly ain't no Wizard. I recon I don't know about Chato - rhyms with toto, so maybe there's something there - 'spose it needs a little more exploring.

When you scoop some of that jelly-like smelly stuff from the prefrontal cortex, you ain't destroy'n anyone's reality - it all still exists, whether the poor soul can experience reality or not. I recon you still do this the old fashioned way - like what we done to poor Howard Dully. No sir, I read about a man who got fantastic results with a Dremel, a 3mm drill bit, and something that looks like a slightly bent paper clip - except it's really a 4" piece of spring steel with slight bend over the last 1/2".

Ain't you got any thoughts on this Dr. Benway? I sure hope you re keeping up to date with the latest psychiactric procedures. You know, those government hacks are always looking to yank your ticket if you ain't keeping up to date on things, Dr.

With the deflections above I take it that after all this time there is still no explanation for the US Government approved exodus of Arabs from the country after the attack.

Recon, the reason behind the Bush administrations protection of members of the corrupt Saudi royal family is the same one behind its business dealings with the Taliban almost up to the minute of its bombing the shit out of them in 2001: two-faced, money-grabbing, power-lust horror. I look forward to the day democracy is restored to the USA.

Democracy is the thinnest of thin ice. I refuse to skate on it. After all, it's all in the mind...
- An Archist

I didn't let one rag-head leave my country. It makes no nevermind if they's from Saudi Arabia or Fuckmonkystan.

But if'n I had my way, I'd surely make every last one of 'm leave!! Why would I wan't some Shiek-shaggin niggugly Ayrab eat'n and poop'n and polut'n the USofA with their stank? And, them Ayrabs really do hava a stank to 'em. Real bad stank. You see these people walking around a Piggly-Wiggly with rags all draped over them and dots on their head, all fat and nasty-like. They look just like a bunch of monkeys that walked in ouf of a jungle.

You Aussies have enough desert - why don't you take 'em, since you seem to love 'em so much. Keep 'em as pets, make 'em work in your factories, burn 'em in ovens - makes no nevermind to me - JUST TAKE 'EM AWAY. Thank you, Bobby.