#AskBoxhead Knighthood

27 January 2015 2 minutes read

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Dear Mr Boxhead,

It seems that lovely Mr Abbott is giving away Knighthoods. I am wondering what is the criteria for getting one? My husband worked very hard for Australia, and he loves the Queen, so surely he should be a chance. Don’t you think?

Sincerely,

Former Hostess of Lodge&Kirribilli House

Dear Hyacinth (I know it’s you),

A Knighthood hey? For your little bald headed Hubby? Sure why not, I mean wasn’t everything lovely when he was PM. As for now…

Christ. That Abbott is a dead set fuckwit.

Even with me noggin stuck in a box I can’t avoid seeing it. It’s got so bad his band of ex-Real Estate agents and suburban Solicitors is bailing on him. I dunno; was he born dumb or is it just the natural state of being a Liberal Party member?

So Hyacinth I don’t think your Tony will be around long enough to give the gong to your Hubby. I would suggest that if he wants his Knighthood he better start sucking up to the next dimwit from the ranks that takes over the Party of Stupid.

Love,

Boxy

Boxhead by the pool for the wedding

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LordyLordyLordy · 11 years ago
Arise Sir Tony 'Fuckwit' Abbott
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Cameron from Canberra · 11 years ago
Yes that right honorable turd John Howard deserves a gong for screwing up the nation, invading a country on false pretences, and inflicting pissweak Pete Costello on us. Stick the gong right up his jacksie!
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Ricardovitz · 11 years ago
Vote Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister - I'm gonna make Australia all right!!!
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FlimFlamMan · 11 years ago
How does Sir Ricardovitz sound? Got a nice ring?
It'd give you a bit of elevation amongst your cohort of pig farmers and sisterfuckers I reckon Ricky.

So if you want to get it why don't you give old Tony a call? He is such a fuckwit he would probably agree to hand you the gong!
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Ricardovitz · 11 years ago
No sir, Mr. Flam. I dern't take no gooberment handouts, no welsfaire, food stamps or other kibbles from the Devil. The power ta give Australians thar guns, 'n thar God given rights back which was stolen from 'em by ALL THE GOOBERMENT STOOGES gotta come from the people. People who is fed up with runt titty suckers suckin on gooberment handouts 'n the dope dealers who run the place.
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FlimFlamMan · 11 years ago
You moron Ricky, it is not from the Government it is from the Queen. You know, the German bitch in charge of that bunch of inbred layabouts just like your family. Maybe they can give you a Royal shotgun to go with your hillbilly knighthood seeing you like things that go pop.
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Ricardovitz · 11 years ago
Dern't know nothin 'bout Queens. But, if it'll git you ta vote fer me, I promise ta cut the Queens off of wellfairs 'n gooberment titty suck'n too. Makes no nevermind to me.
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Lemon Sip · 11 years ago
Hang on isn't Tony a bit of a drama queen? Is that what its all about?
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