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you only have to read it...

That was what the internet was made for. for confessing your secrets. They will be hid amongst everyone elses and then never found...

Listen here you big Shitovitz I'll come and give you a good clip over the ears if you keep bad mouthing the one true Chruch.

Confession is fer Catholics. I reckon they need lots of confession, cuz they is big sinners. Good folks dern't need ta confess nothin. Tain't nothing to confess if'n you stay clear from drugs, drink 'n filthy whores.Catholics tain't nothin but a bunch of drunk heathens. Even thar priests is nothin but drunks and kiddy diddlers. Satan done took thar Catholic Religion over a thousand and some years ago. Been rulin 'em ever since.

Hey Gormless...gimmee back me teeth ya mongrel!

I stand here and unburden my heart...1. Yes, I did take the cookies from the cookie jar2. Yes that was my semen stain on your pillow3. Yes I did pee into the fishbowl when i was drunk one night4 Yes I did look at nudey pics of large German men at workThese are only the weaknesses of your average man.

My secret is just that. A secret.Now bugger off.

I ain't git nothin - you gooberment stooge! You gooberment boys got all what ya need ta come'n find me. Jest a fair warnin fer all you Aussie gooberment boys who dern't know nothing 'bout nothin:1. "NO TRESPASSING" is Anglish fer "that thar boolit proof gooberment vest ain't stoppin my steel-core .308 boolits, boy.2. "NO TRESSPASSING" is Anglish fer "snoopers, thiefs, 'n beggers is what my hounds call dog food".3. "KEEP OUT" is Anglish fer "git off my property or git shot full 'o holes.4. "REBEL FLAG" is Anglish fer "Yankee go home 'er be my next danglin Christmas Tree decoration"

I'm just happy someone has an interest in my life.Thank you Mr Conroy :)

"There was more material in a data set the Attorney-General's Department gave telecommunications companies that the source found a "bit frightening". "They want allied personal information with that account, including, [the department] said, passport numbers.""Why the hell an ISP would ask anybody for a passport number is beyond me," the source said. "And I am not aware of any telephony requirements that ask for passport details."So they're asking for all details of the customer that we would hold on record, which includes anything, like multiple email addresses."[url]http://www.zdnet.com.au/inside-australia-s-data-retention-proposal-339303862.htm[/url]

The only things you have in hand are your cock and a pair of tweezers to pull on it.For christsake, didn't you fools ever learn some critical thinking skills?Dr IP Freely Professional Rationalist & New Age Nutcase Ballbreaker

You are all just shrill talk and not much more RicardospazIf you had any credibility with that position then why not post your real name and address to support your argument. Go ahead, post it now...Oh, concerned about privacy are we?Stick to your small white dick xenophobic agenda will ya.

Y'all is too wrung up 'bout this. Tain't nothn. What is you people so scared 'bout? All's you gotta do is speak thar truth, like me, Ricardovitz, and God 'll judge you in his time. I live ware no Aussie gooberment stooge is gonna ever git to me. And, if'n some Aussie gooberment interdnet po-po thinks he's a gonna tell me this nor that and what I can and cain't say, then I reckon he aught to give it his best wack.Cuz, this here 'ol boy is gonna keep sayin it thar way it is. Thar mud-colored, ape-like animals of this here world need to be ignored and silenced. Jest a bunch of chimp-chatter gummin up my ears. Y'all can start by muzzlin that thar king-chimp Barakmed Obama. "n then yer boy Rudd - he need to be shouted down so's none of his commie mudfolk-lovin jibber jabber git ta puttin a hurtin on folks ears 'n common sense.What we need is folks who knows how to make examples of this here kinda trash. Like that squirll-monkey Nelson Mandella - Cain't understand nothin he says noways, but I reckon it minds me of the jibber-jabber'n of a Downs-Syndrom kid born of a drunkin whore when he's gittin his head curb-stommped by nayborhood bullies. Screeeeechin and screammmmin jibbajabbajibbajabba googlygoo nignignig nokaroooooo.

"Currently, companies that provide customers with a connection to the internet don't retain or log subscriber's private web browsing history unless they are given an interception warrant by law enforcement, usually approved by a judge. It is only then that companies can legally begin tapping a customer's internet connection."[url]http://www.zdnet.com.au/govt-wants-isps-to-record-browsing-history-339303785.htmhttp://www.zdnet.com.au/govt-wants-isps-to-record-browsing-history-339303785.htm[/url]

More info here here and here[url]http://www.zdnet.com.au/privacy-betrayal-has-blown-labor-s-chances-339303844.htmhttp://www.zdnet.com.au/privacy-betrayal-has-blown-labor-s-chances-339303844.htm[/url]

UFO and 2012 go hand in hand - get on board before its too late sonny

I thought they were already doing all that

First it is UFOs and now it is the end of the world.You New Age Nutcases are so fucking dumb. How many times have you predicted the end of the world? Remember when you swore blind it was going to be 1999 as foretold by that idiot Nostradamus? It takes more than the ravings of a dribbling fool supposedly channeling some old chinese guy to predict the future boys.Get an education. Get a job. And for fucks sake get a life.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

The magazine New Scientist, 9 Jan 99, carried an article covering a meeting of the American Astronomical Society. A team of astronomers studying Sun-like stars discovered that most of them seem to produce a superflare about once a century.They studied observational records and found that stars similar to the Sun occasionally become as much as ten times brighter, for periods of hours or days. The astronomers are reported to be baffled as to why the Sun is so stable. Perhaps it does flare, but only every five thousand years, when the magnetic field reverses; causing so much destruction that no eye witness accounts have survived.August 13, 3113 BC Day one Mayan Sun.Circa 3100 BC Ancient Egyptian first dynasty3102 BC start of Kali Yuga in India.11:11 AM, December 21, 2012, Annual Winter SolsticeDec. 21, 2012 is day one of Baktun 13 Mayan ( 13.0.0.0.0.)Dec. 21, 2012 end of Suntelia Aion, Ancient Greece.Hindu Vedas say this is the time of the end of the Kali Yuga.THe Aborigines of Australia say the 40 000 year dreamtime is ending now.The Maori agree.The Hopi elders named nine signs that would precede the 'third shaking', and eight are in the books as of today, one to go.Many peoples spoke of these last days of the Great Cycle, including the: Maya, Hopi, Egyptians, Kabbalists, Essenes, Qero elders of Peru, Navajo, Cherokee, Apache, Iroquois confederacy, Dogon Tribe, and Aborigines.Christian prophets claim the rapture, armageddon, or apocalypse is very soon.The Greeks called the end of the age Suntelia Aion. Plato refered to a cycle of catastrophe at the end of the age. The Suntelia Aion was symbolized by the Ouroboros. The myth of the Ouroboros refers to a serpent of light that resides in the heavens. The Milky Way galaxy is that serpent and when viewed from galactic central point it eats its own tail.Dec. 21, 2012 is the Suntelia Aion, Ancient Greece.

I'm all for peace too Becky!A piece of your ass, a piece of her ass, a piece of any girl's ass!Yours in a fumble of semen,Hairy Fucknuckle

I hope for Peace and understanding for my fellowmen

Oh there is nothing funnier than a leftie love in... or should that be a leftie hate in ;)Remember our greatest ever PM John Howard? He never did any of this internet spying stuff; it is the ragtag bunch of lefty losers in the ALP that want to do it.Says it all really.Digger,Cranbourne

I do - and here it is:...

Sounds like you have something to hide...

Why not publish your real name and address then Mr Cockchafer?Well, it doesn't matter, If the ALP get in again for the next term you won't have to worry as this info relating to your every website visit, comment, sms, phone call and email will be accessable by virtually anyone. (especially by those who live in the 'deep, dark, dank cesspool of depravity' like conroy and his branch stacking mentors)

I disagree. The internet is a deep, dark, dank cesspool of depravity and nonsense (eg XenoxNews.com). We, the common man and his children, need to be protected from the sharks and perverts that haunt it's virtual realm. Not only should the Government have access to everyone's internet communications; they should publish the raunchiest and most misleading email missives in our daily papers. It is only with the strong spotlight of publicity can we stop the perversion of our natural order by the unnatural world of the Internet.

Another XenoxNews classic... but who is the author?

More pothead mumblings...Looks like someone stuck a tombstone with a doodle on it in their lounge room.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

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What is that? Some UFOniks impression of our alien visitors? Or the usual scribble of the hillbilly fuckwits who report seeing them?You be the judge!Dr IP Freely. Professional Rationalist.

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I frightened them off with my laser pen

have they come yet? To take your hand; and then away to their dark dark lands...

Last decent 6 footer we had was Gough... and you know what the bastards did to him.

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I hear that she sung our last PMs favourite song..."We'll meet again... don't know where...don't know when..."

Aussies will only riot when they are told to; and not a moment before then.

For me; I am just tired. Just tired.

IHH= International House of HAMAS-loversGot what they wanted; why they complaining?

It seems Tony will have the last laughs. Rudd was never up to the job; he looks like a pip squeak version of Top Cat.

Vote marginal; its the only effective vote.

mankind is a sinkhole of vice, depravity, and disloyalty. for these bi-ped fuckwits a visit from our inter-galatic overlords will spark a rush of inane observations, drunken ramblings, and spontaneous combustions.earth has nothing to fear, for like St Albans, it has nothing noone of stature needs...

oh the winds of change seem to be blowing hard through the corridors of power in Canberra. Who would think that a hard working choir boy like Tony could make it to the top.It is a shining example of the fair go, dinki-di, ethos that makes Australia the envy of the known world.

Oh how we all laughed. Rudd has grown more and more "unpopular" but so has Abbott not that he was anything more than a blip on the radar. Don't bother to vote. Come polling day there'll be nobody left standing.

How come they ain't killin more islamo-terrorists? Ever night I twitch up the juice ta my radio, I wanna hear 'bout all them islamo-terrorist muslim goat fornicators gittin thar heads curb-stomped by jews, n*g*e*s or whatnot.

my mistake was to believe...

I am glad to see that Australia is waking up to the Rudd Socialist Government. I am sure that your true blue dinky-di Aussie is ashamed at the way Rudd abandoned Israel, a true friend of Australia and stalwart Allie in the war on terror and Islamo-fascism. God bless,

Surely Israel's murderous attack on a Turkish vessel in international waters was an act of war?

Y'all dern't know it - but I'm winnin!!!!! I'm yer knew Prime Minister of Australia, boys and girls.