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Clearly, this is a prototype Arnfarkler. The latest model has electrolytes (It's, like, what plants crave).

For shitsake get off the moonshine Ric! What the fcuk is a "tizzy" anyway? Sounds a bit gay to me.

Could somebody please explain why any "superior" extraterrestrial life form would want to travel a squillion light years just to play peek-a-boo on planet Earth ?

A new crop pattern this week is right beside Stonehenge. Isn't that proof enough that it was created by extratorrential visitors? Or wait, I know, it was Osama Bin Laden done it.[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/14/article-2014711-0D016E8600000578-346_634x895.jpg
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Is it seated on a plinth or is that just a regular polyurethane treated pine table ?

Worse more are those hopeless MasterChef cooks representing us in Harlem serving up raw chicken, burnt chicken, overchillied rib sauce with no body, and unseasoned potato salad. Very embarrassing for our nation.Whatever happened to Huey? We need you now big boy in our moment of need!

Kinda funny ta see folks get all up in a tizzy over TV's 'n newspapers 'n whatnot, like they's git some kinda right to it all. Ain't none of it yers, you bunch of dummies!!!! Why you pay no nevermind to this stuff, I cain't figure out. I ain't even got no TV stations, less I wanna pay fer satelite - 'n thar ain't no way I'm a gonna pay fer TV. I go git me a bunch of movies at the flea market - $1/DVD when I git to town. Got me hundreds of 'em. Go back 'n sell 'em fer $1 'n buy some more. Did you know they git whole TV shows, 'n no commercials on them 1$ CD's?Anywhoo - none of this here Murdoch, newspaper or TV networks mean nothin to me.

And the Gillard government has invited tenders to operate the Australia Network, Australia's online face to much of the world. The unscrupulous Murdoch-controlled Sky News is the contender against the regulated ABC. I guess THAT'S how much your democracy is worth!

Y'all is 'bout as stupid as they come! Bad li'll boys 'n girls make good workers. Good workers make thangs you can sell fer money. The badder they is, the more spirit they git fer workin. I can take the dumbist meanist cuss of a child 'n set him ta choppin wood. I git 'nuff dead wood on my land to fuel 50 pig-smokers fer a year. But, pig-smokers dern't bring near the $$$$ that dumb 'ol lazy tourists do Septembre - April. I sell 'em a cord o wood fer $5.00, sometimes high as $8.00. 'N I git more money-makin work fer 'em to do, dern't you worry none.Y'all send me the baddest meanist homeboys you can find 'n I'll squeeze a small fortune from 'em. Shoot, we been doin that fer hundreds of years, I reckon. Tain't no one better at it than folks in these here parts.

What about eating them? I mean we are facing climate catastrophe and food could run out.When will eating children be allowed?

Inoculated with his UFO madness more like it...

Indignant US pollies and pundits shrieking for the head of Julian Assange and the closure of Wikileaks but mute at Murdoch's NewsCorp hacks, taps and perfidy. How much is YOUR democracy worth?

Don't bother. Cult followers like Ricardo usually take their fantasy clique very seriously.

Looks like this article has touched a nerve with resident XenoxNews.com God botherer Ricardovitz.Hey Ricky lighten up! Some of us just like to have a little fun once in a while ;) How about throwing off those Christian shackles and joining us Lucifer lovers for a little 'demon worship'? You know, the type of worship where you take your clothes off and get real dirrrrrrrrrrty with each other :) I reckon you might enjoy yourself for a change.

Now I'm outta jail and back in business I'm on the look out for some cheap newspapers.Hey Rupey! Gotta any bargains for an old colleague? In return I'll tell you about prison life; it looks like it could be information you may need ;)

Wow, did you see the latest UFO in Arizona? Amazing evidence here:[url]/url]ET get me off this crazy rock!

Caption: Waiter! Make that TWO hard-boiled eggs!

I own a set of sporks, does that help?

Da Vinci was a homosexual fornicator and bugger of boys that dern't know nothin 'bout Jesus Christ. Lived 1500 years after our Lord died on the Cross. He done hated God, hated Jesus, 'n found ways ta hide some of his hate in all them religious paintins them Catholics made him paint.I reckon, tain't no one aught ta be surprised that them Catholic whore-devils 'd go 'n find theyselves a homosexual boy-lover like Da Vinci ta paint graffiti 'n whatnot 'bout God. Sleazy devil whores cain't help but ta sniff out homosexual boy-buggerin preverts to draw up thar god in a evil satanic light. GOD SHALL HAVE HIS WRATH UPON THESE WHORES, AND YOU WHORES WHO PERTEPTUATE BLASPHAMY!!!!!!!!!!

If there is no copyright why does Robert Simon/AP own the photo dumbass?

How is it pirated if there is no copyright? It is up to the consumer to pay what they think the scan is worth... And cause there is no copyright other people can do the same...I'm not an expert but you surely no fuck all! Cunt.

"Sperted" in this context is obviously a reference to sperm, as in "The sperm whale lost his straw while fithing with a saucy member of his pod"

So if copyright expires, then the person who takes the photo is the new copyright holder of the work, or should I say owner of the pirated scan of the work?And claiming copyright on a pirated work; and even selling the pirated copy, isn't that a little audacious?

Calling a point of law on ya...How is it defined; is fithing a form of theft as she could withhold the piss. Lesson is fellas, always have her put it in writing before you get started..

Ahhh Mike isn't what all them 'art books' do anyway? The thing is there is no copyright on this painting cause it is so old. Crediting the picture is just acknowledging who took the shot I think...But it is an outrage that what i thought was the stalwart 'copyright is theft' XenoxNews.com, put the photo takers fucking name in there in the first place!

Interesting that Xenox News and other newspapers are crediting this picture: AP Photo/Robert Simon however would this not be a clear case of copyright theft?Should not the picture be credited: Copyright Leonardo Da Vinci? A camera is no different than a scanner. Does AP suggest that I can scan famous paintings into my computer, then publish them on my blog and claim copyright for them? What a wonderful scam! Why, I could print a newspaper or magazine with scans of famous paintings and then sell them, and sell advertising space, all the while claiming the copyright is mine!I could also sell my scans of famous paintings to other newspapers and sue people for publishing them without paying me!

Yep, old JC was a bit of a girly man. Rumor is he liked it up the ass from Judas, with Peter and Matthew watching naked.Pity that bit didn't get into the Bible, would've made all today's Christians less uptight when it comes to the pleasures of the flesh.Not a problem us Lucifer lovers face!

Forget about Fithing... what the fuck is 'sperted'!

It dern't take no rocket sciencetist ta know how to make slaves of dummies.

Has Julia saved herself through her brave stance introducing this environmentally friendly initiative?Or will the public realise she is only doing through the desperation of her deal with greens?

Tony Abbott will be shoveling shit with a teaspoon within 18 months. Are Aussies so moronic they can't see the simple logic of the "carbon tax"? Tax major polluters, use the tax to compensate anyone exposed to price rises made by the polluters. And also use the tax to support research and development into clean green energy sources. The big polluters will either price themselves out of the market or adapt to a cleaner greener economy. A change is gonna come, people, like it or not. And Abbott, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Get off the road or get run over!

Look before you are soon parted

Mate, nothing could be simpler than you, you moron!

Brass Monkey you funky monkeyTell me does it get betterWhen you hit that brick wallMaking a mountain out of the deep blue seaWith a nose as long as a stickLike a skunk at a lawn partyBrass Monkey your my silver edge lining...

Taxes 'n Drugs is jest 'nother way fer yer gooberment ta turn y'all into SLAVES!!! Pay taxes - be a slave. Eat drugs, be a slave. Keep yer money, yer brain 'n yer property, 'n be a free man. Simple as that, boys 'n girls. Simple as that.

The term "Aussie Battler" is an oxymoron.

Depends. How much carbon they got in them?Can it be burnt out into CO2?These are the answers you need.

Yeah Sal. "piss off - bogan"

Does anyone know if the tax will apply to plinth purchases? What about plenums? Surely they will draw the line somewhere

And now she has gone and stuck a big tax on me! What a bitch!All I can do is pray Tony will save me from this mess...

Well Sal why don't you fuck off and write your own pretentious bullshit you dumb dribbling quim!

And please let's have some more of those delightful Page 3 girls to get my loins loose.If you know what I mean ;)Yours with a tent in his pants,Herr Fuckyouruncle

Apparently they meow a lot too.

What a load of pretentious bullshit

In the past, once they were voted out those top aussie pollies could get a job as editor at one of Rupert's pommy rags. I suppose that option is not a goer anymore!

And will somebody please sic that dog onto Ricordowizz!

Whenever I hear the word "gibbous" I reach for my pistol!

Let me read the fine print of our 'agreement' again. Now back to work!

FUCK YOU FOUR-EYES! YA CUNT!

Oh Mr Lumbago. No sir, please don't, sir. I mean, I um didn't realise you were there, sir. Please, my apologies. I meant no offense. Yes, back to work, sir, I'll do that, thank you sir... But, if one may be so bold, sir, I have yet to receive that last carton of Russkaya that you promised me. I mean, um, Mr Lumbago, sir, you do recall our little er "arrangement"? The word count, sir, and the um spritzer count? Sir? Mr Lumbago? Are you still listening, sir?