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Sure does!Christ; can't a man (or woman) have a drink nowadays without the dumbass Right wing PC police on their arse?Fuck off back to Howard land the lot of ya!

Reminds of the closing hours of many a xenox summit.

Depends where you stick your nose. Just ask Johnny Howard.

Is infinity a logical concept? Or is there a big number where things stop or start going backwards?Is the universe of infinite size or is it just very fucking big?Accepting either infinity or very big as an answer the suggestion that there are no other intelligent life forms flying about would be preposterous.But then again, the position of most scientists on the UFO phenomenon heralds to our primate heritage and our slow, monkey brain.

Careful with that type of nose candy boys! You can end up in all sorts of trouble when you start sniffing the dust of the Gods...

Tried fcuking it. Other shoppers weren't too impressed. Hellish to get it out of your foreskin.

Horse pucky!

Maybe this is what originally inspired the UFO nuts that infest this publication.Dr IP Freely Professional Rationalist & non-alien Fucker

I tried it. All i got was a blocked nose.

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My eyes git all blury tryin ta read all that jibberish. How 'bout someone givin me the Cliff Notes on what that 'ol boy is tryin ta say?

Ain't noware this li'll ditty say nothin 'bout "Google News". Nothin at all! I done figured dutch folks fer bein smarter than that - reckoned they could read. Thar must be white dummies too - even Dutch ones. Y'all git on me 'bout readin 'n whatnot. Well, this here 'ol boy can read. 'N thar tain't nothin bein said 'bout Google News.Anywhoo, I dern't give no nevermind 'bout Google. This here cyber-world tain't but a bunch of nothin. One big 'ol Neutron Bomb 'll take care of all this manure some day.

I am all for free ingestion of chemical substances, but to use a dimwit like "I started an earthquake" Chopra is not a good advertisement for LSD.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

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And the house. Well it sold for a fucking measly 350 grand. Oh well another opportunity lost to buy a house once ruled by a psychotic vunderchild.

There were rumors that he had an unusually large Vampyroteuthis infernalis (which translates literally to “vampire squid from Hell”) in his lab named Mr. Bulbous. Vampire squid have red eyes that glow in the dark, and are the largest for their size than any other animal, and eight arms covered with sharp fang-like spikes, and an additional pair of arms that can extend twice its body length to capture prey. He rescued it while deep sea diving because it seemed too injured to survive on its own. Mr. Bulbous is over two and a half feet long, even though scientists claim that no specimen over 16” had ever been spotted in its natural environment, nor kept alive in captivity. People would occasionally confront Fester about the rumor, which he usually denied. But a few lucky souls would be invited to Fester’s lab. High school students Frank Zappa and Don Vliet made a pilgrimage to the lab, and Dr. Fester took a liking to them, cracking fart jokes and introducing them to the music of Stravinksy, Ornette Coleman and Harry Partch. Zappa teased his friend by borrowing the name of Dr. Fester’s monkey Baron Beefheart, calling him Captain Beefheart. An animal lover famous for making sculptures of animals as a small boy, Vliet embraced the nickname. Years later, Beefheart would make a sly reference to Dr. Fester’s more legendary pet with the phrase, “A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast ‘n’ bulbous, got me?” on his third record, Trout Mask Replica.While Dr. Fester was thrilled with what his young friend achieved with his Magic Band, he quickly grew bored with the psychedelic scene and the hippies centered on The Grateful Dead and Jefferson Airplane. He was also disgusted with his old acquaintance Ken Kesey, whom he accused of damaging a lot of already dangerously feeble minds, and generally called him a “twat.” Who is Dr. Fester?[url]http://www.fastnbulbous.com/fester.htm[/url]

The article says Google News Rickwit.

No I wasn't! I was scratchin' it/

Yeh... like the one that'll be on that hillbilly cunt Ricardovitz's face after me and the boys are finished with him.

Looks like a cum stain to me

That looks like a split galaxy in a backdrop of a cloudy sky; say somewhere in the Romulan empire.Or it could be that I forgot to take my Lithium Gin...

Clearly that appears to be a UFO. I think no question of it.

Ahhrgh, but you brush aside the hard evidence of the burning bush so easily.

Harry you sound like another fence sitter with perhaps little time, or more likely, little ability for rational thought. There is no 'middle' ground between the UFOnik and decent hard working scientists. It is very simple; there is absolutely no credible evidence for UFOs and so there is no 'middle' ground to be had.You seem hardly rational if you believe otherwise Harry.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

I think you have confirmed what parlayed has just posted.On the basis of one fake UFO photo you say "Just like all the UFO evidence!"The whole UFO arena is filled with dimwits on either side of the fence.We rational open minded people appear to be in the minority.Harry

Parlayer the point of that story is that for 20 years dim bulb UFOniks like yourself were proclaiming this particular piece of 'evidence' as proof positive of UFO visits. And what happened? It was a fake. A phony.Just like all the UFO evidence!SO why on earth should hard working scientists and researchers like yours truly waste our precious time on wild goose chases of fantasy? There is no reason for it at all.Now, get of your arse, get a job, and do something useful for the community. I am sure there is some public toilet that needs to be cleaned out there!Dr IP Freely, professional Rationalist

Somebody made a fake ufo and took a photo of it and then admitted that it was a fake. Oh well, that's it then. All ufos are fakes.This is the logic of the typical scientist sceptic and self proclaimed rationalists. It is why they have nothing worthwhile to add to any real rational discussion or research into many unexplained phenomenon. As usual the open minded folk who dare to live on the fringe will have to do all of the hard research yards and when facts become conclusive the career scientists will come out of the woodwork proclaiming they are experts in the field, and with their hands out for belated research grants. All too late.The bulk of the scientific community is becoming increasingly irrelevant as they far too often jump onto the last few seats of new discovery band wagons after years of dismissing.

I was gonna say somethin here - done lost what it was.

I reckon you Alice Springs desert boys might could be the reason yer Gooberment done took Aussie's guns away. Drink'n 'n snort'n gasoline dern't mix too well with shoot'n guns.

It is easy for those who 'want to believe'...[url]http://www.theage.com.au/world/mysterious-ufo-made-of-polystyrene-20110727-1hzzn.html[/url]read it and weep losers

We don't need guns Ricky. What we gunna do is shoot our black dicks cum all over your ugly white face.And guess what fat boy? You gunna eat it up like sweet dessert! Ya dumb arse hillbilly cunt.

Cain't shoot nothin if yer from Australia - that thar Aussie Gooberment done took all Aussie guns away 'n dole the faggity one-shooters out ta rich folks with licenses 'n whanot.

Nothin but preverts - 'n these here preverts 'n jews 'n whatnot is gonna corrupt yer soul.

Wish the demented blighters would just shoot themselves and leave the rest of us out of it

Who bother using Google? There are so many search engines out there Google is a non-event. You want the world within the click of a mouse button? Try this nifty tool: http://www.copernic.com/en/products/agent/index.html

Who on earth are these strange cast of characters?

Ricardo it is not about us... it is about them - google!I have some serious doubts about your reading comprehension.

This here is crazy talk. I done googled xenox news 'n my name. 'N both git me here. How you figurin all this sensorship stuff?

Remember when I was the bad guy?Compared to Apple and Google I am a kitten!

The occasional massacre does serve the purpose of keeping the hoi polloi in line. This time it was done with a right wing nutter; next it will be another anarchist protest outrage. Whatever side doesn't really matter; as long as the masses remained outraged against the alleged perpetrators and not against their masters.

No, no, no, you're thinking of the Islam Blue. That's a completely unrelated species.

Yes, people are shooting it because we think it is Muslim.

Last I heard, the Norwegian Blue were on the endangered species list

And don't forget our Parrots! They are splendid.

Clearly, even Norway has its share of violent, racist dick heads

Hi there big boyWhat facts are there that matter exists? More demented ravings? Is it wishing and hoping that we are all alone? Why can't you take a rational stance? Examine the evidence. Rather than simple rant on and be dismissive in the stlye of Andrew Bolt. Take a reasoned view.Devin

What facts have been provided by the UFOniks? Nil. Just the demented ravings from drunken hillbillies or the stoned apparitions in a hippies mind. There is no factual evidence of visitations of alien life to earth. Wishing and a hoping isn't facts, and that is all the UFOniks have.Now get off your fat arse and go and get a job. Us taxpayers are sick of funding your lazy ways.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

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