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AMEN, brother Matthias - a brother in arms, indeed.  Raise them Stars 'n Bars! Purify thar Unclean with cleansi'n fire 'n white lightnin'!!!

Open up them floodgates... Let it all wash away the sick, the depraved. The unclean.
Until our world is pure again. A White pureness. Sanitised and protected against the non-clean people. 
Join us. We will purify with fire and cleanse with water.
Join us.

You know what we call Gladys over here in Australia? We call her Typhoid Gladys

Hey Boy, Dern't y'all Aussies know thar United States 'o Yankeeland owns Pine Gap in Alice Springs?  Yep - them Yankee spies is watch'n fer yer socialists ta screw the pooch, 'n then they is gonna turn Pine Gap into Pine Gape - expand it by 1000x fold.  Yessiree, thar bars 'n stars is gonna fly over Australia one way er 'nother.

Ahhh Corona. Could you but be a faded rose from days gone by? A reminder that man and all his bric-a-brac are nothing but dust in the eyes of our almighty King Cthulhu!

May he squish the heathen blood between his toes, and lacerate the unbelieving with his claws of silver and gold. Deliver the Christian, Jew, and Mohammed, to the jaws of the languid lizards beneth the Arctic seas and baste them in the phlegm of your anus!

Gotta wonder about those Aussie "Anarchists". They love to give the old reach-around to ASPI and other Yankee funded "Think Tanks".

@Hyman RothYep. That's how Kiwi did so well too. But once the My Sharona is in, it's in.

Australia is essentailly one great big island and was ideally placed to keep out the pandemic. They fucked it up. 

Is you drowned yet?  I reckon y'all been perdictatin thar great flood from melt'in ice.  But, Austrailia is jest one big 'ol desert mostly.  Dern't y'all think some more fresh water jest may could help y'all grow corn, wheat, soybeans 'n whatnot?

Anywhoo, I tain't nowares near no fish-shitt'n ocean.  Up here on a flat spot o' soil 'top a mountain overlook'n a lighted Cross over yonder. None of that thar fish-outhouse water is gonna git to me.  Nosirree!!!

Add in the shit storm that climate change is gunna wreak on our lives, and we are doomed for a miserable 21st century.

@LordyLordyLordyIt's not the vaccine that is going to make everyone infertile and reduce the population. It is the fucking virus. Surrounded by lunatics out here ready to get fucked up by a virus - on principle!

@Clive PalmerHow about Alma, Clive?

Dern't git no Covid 'round here.  Fresh air, hard work, folks is do'in right fine.  Git on down ta my farm 'n I'll show y'all a good time!!!

Good news on the COVID front; the new Lambda variant can [url=https://www.news-medical.net/news/20210820/SARS-CoV-2-lambda-variant-escapes-immune-response-via-spike-mutations.aspx]evade most vaccine induced and natural immunity[/url]. Heading our way soon.

Sorry. Did I say good news?

We're fuct.

Owned? You yankees have been owned. By a bunch of bearded fanatics from the 10th century.

We done owned Afghanistan till we dern't want it no more.  Plundered whatever it git that worth a dern.  Now, we's giv'n that batch 'o sand back to y'all sand-coons. Have at it, sand chiggers.

You're joking right. You Yanks got your fat shitty asses handed to you on a platter by some bearded defenders of the faith. Best you stay at home and shoot each other you dumb fuck Hillbilly.

Lots 'n lots 'n lots 'n lots of dead Muslims littered 'bout in Afghanistan 'n Iraq 'n other nefarious places. That stench of rotting Muslim gizzards is thar smell of VICTORY!!!

@RicardovitzOh you Yanks. The most pathetic country in the world. Look at those Taliban hillbillies. They run your Yankee arse right out of Kabul. You should be like Reagan, stick to invading small Caribbean islands as they are the only ones you have got any hope of beating.

Prefer the Xenox-Vax thank you.

NUKE EM!!! NUKE EM!!!  NUKE THEM ISLAMIC MUSLIM WHORES!!!  While we is at it, NUKE XI JINPING AND HIS COMMIE CHINA SHITHOLE COUNTRY TOO!!!

Locked down and lonely. The story of my life nowadays. But I still remember the good old days... When I ruled this country with a [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/2864-aussie-pm-herr-fuckednuckle-my-plans-for-australia]firm but fair hand[/url]. Which wasn't every day as sometimes my hands were engaged in other matters ;)

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But look at who we got now. A God-bothering fuckwit and his band of limp-dick losers. And as for the 'opposition'... What a joke!

It's enough to make a man think about [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/rudd-watch/3113-fucknuckle-remains-coy-on-return-to-politics]going into politics[/url] again...

Now the Taliban are back in charge can we all be anti-Islamofascism again? Been so confusing lately, what with the East Turkimen liberators and Syrian Defence League getting our support and funds.


Asking for a friend ;)

What do you expect? Your prime minister is a member of a death cult. He thinks you are all going to Hell anyway so why should he care?

They gonna nuke them swarthy li'll monkeys ta Eternal Damnmation!!!  Gonna be glorious.   Biden - he tain't gonna stop it neither.  Muzzy heads is gonna explode. 

Some dodgy shit going on in Afghanistan. First they gunna leave and then the Military-Liberal-NGO complex starts bleating and howling about the Taliban (while always quiet when the Yanks are killing the civilians) and bingo the Yanks are back more than ever. They ain't ever gunna leave, and with it being so close to the Chinks it will let them send the ETIM over the border to stir up shit there.

What will these yank pricks be up to as the Rona and Climate Change comes to a head in the next few years? Certainly blocking any real action against either..

Time to de-elect that fuckwit ScoMo.

De-elect with extreme prejudice.

It's invaluable insight like this that has me coming back to xenoxnews.com again and again. Keep it up - and I do mean UP - lads and lassies! 

Had a friend who wAS  a Jew. Then he changed his mind because his Mum lied.

Closed his eyes and felt it come.

Smoothed his hands over his face. (No woman aloud)

Wont you come? Wont you come?

Naked liar he was. All the fucking time.

But I wouldn't call him a spy. More like a mistaken Droog, y'know following the trend.

ScoMo. Just the right kind of fuckwit Australia would choose to be in charge now.

Lookey thar, jewboy - he git it right!!! Come on down ta my farm, 'n you can work yer enter-fornikat'n-penaur guts out fer me.

Amen, brother Clive!!!

"The hellfire juices of globalization, and the bursting pustules of prosperity."

Awww... You just Jealous. Jealous of the Go-Getters. The Hard-Workers. The Entrer-fucking-prenaurs.

Getting rich and living love high on the hog.

Suck on it ya Commie loser!

Queensland on the front line now. They need God, guns, and guts! Terminate any resistance. This is a war. And like all our wars, it will only end in Victory!

@PatriotThey free yet?

Think Max is right. That prick is just lurking in the background. Could see him knifing that marshmallow ScoMo and taking over. What a nightmare that would be.

I'd cut off his jib alright!

@AnonymousHas the Ukraine ever not been in a mess? Split it down the middle; half to Poland the other half to Russia. That'll sort them out.

I like that Commander Dutton. I like the cut of his jib. If anyone can lead Aussies to the promised land, then I reckon it is him.

One day later: 112 new cases. Going UP! 

Something is better than nothing. I'll take it!

20 years 'n I'm a jest gettin starded.  One 'o these days, I'm gonna be thar Prime Minister of Australia.  Yessiree - all y'all gotta do is vote fer Ricardovitz.  Free Drugs fer the Drug addicts - 'n right powerful drugs too.  Whe n you depart this World, Ricardovitz is gonna make sure y'all Dopers git the ride of yer life.  Yer Brains 'll be on fire bathed in the serine senastions of dandalions 'nm poppies.  I'm gonna do great thangs. Yessiree!!!

Coming up to 20 years now...

Yessiree, inhanced jabs keep them workers 'o mine work'n hard 'n commin back fer more.   My paps learnt me that folks is slaves ta thar own vice.  Them yankees may of freed them Negros, but Negros love tickl'n thar brains with Crank'n Coolaid. I'm jest happy to oblige.

It seems Prof Williams has seen the future with his enhanced XenoxVac, for as the latest COVID data is showing, we will be needing regular shots of new vaccine formulations. And what better way to get the hoi polloi on board then by adding a few extra mind altering ingredients with each shot.

I would be patenting this idea soon Prof, because you can bet the Pharma behemoths will be eyeing it off for their new jabs.

Shit, this is exactly what that fuckwit Aussie PM ScoMo needs. He could solve the COVID problem in one fell swoop if he could get Prof Williams' smack-laden Vaccine into the arms of dinki-di Aussies.

Straight as thar edge of my Bowie Knife - that's how paps told me ta be, 'n thats how I am.  Dern't need none of yer Devil-Breath, Devil-Dust or Devil-lettice.  Lord tells folks ya can drink His wine, 'n that's all ya git. Everthang else come from the Devil!!!

@RicardovitzChrist Ricky. You are a straight edged loser. Your mind is shrinkwrapped in that idiot book your mommy made you read as a child.

Get on the leaf. Get on the pipe. Eat the 'shroom. Expand your horizons. These things were placed on our earth to enlarge our consciousness beyond the tiny good&evil you Christian fuckwits want to lock us in.

Y'all Dopers 'n Drug Addicts is gonna burn in thar files of Hell.  Start out with the Devil's Lettace, 'n move 'long to that thar glass pipe with the Devil's hot breath in it.  Dern't need ta wait ta burn in Hell, just puff on the glass pipe 'n you is already thar.