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I ain't git sideways 'bout folks womp'n a woman tar put 'er in 'er place - specially when thar whoremones git goin. But, the way some of y'all go on 'bout a woman's private cooter parts is down right homosexual-like.

yeh well I have a hard cock and a cunt that wants fucking... so i think i'll make this oneness two for a while...

Systems, scientific and philosophic, come and go. Each method of limited understanding is at length exhausted. In its prime each system is a triumphant success: in its decay it is an obstructive nuisance.

In the inescapable flux, there is something that abides; in the overwhelming permanence, there is an element that escapes into flux. Permanence can be snatched only out of flux; and the passing moment can find its adequate intensity only by its submission to permanence.

The oneness of the universe, and the oneness of each element of the universe, repeat themselves to the crack of doom in the creative advance from creature to creature, each creature including in itself the whole of history and exemplifying the self-identity of things and their mutual diversities.

Scientists animated by the purpose of proving that they are purposeless constitute an interesting subject for study.

That photo says it all. Abbott cannot be trusted and lies like he breathes

I reckon new Pope Franky is a dead ringer for #2 Cardinal Luca Brassi.

I want that dicky back ride Sir! And maybe after that I could take that lovely Prince Harry for a dicky back ride myself. Right up his Royal Red Haried arse!Just like his Mum used too ;)

Fucknuckle! Come back, all is forgiven. I'll do anything you want; just stop this clown Abbott getting control.We'll all be ruined!

Viagra? Fuck that! It's gotta be the Corn Flour [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Under-The-Influence/the-magical-mystery-of-cornflour.html[/url]God's 2nd Gift from the Andes.

Try viagra?

I sit and stare at my navel for hours but nothing changes. And eventually i get really, really bored and go to the pub.

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well you cant put your arms round a memory...

OK, so the Micks have elected a new dress wearer. Surely there is some dirt on this dago XenoxNews.com could dig up?

That's all well and good, but will my wife allow me to do it?

I had a plan. A very great plan.But then my wife said no.

You must have a plan. If you don't have a plan, you will become part of somebody else's plan.

The human body as we know it will shortly be a thing of the past.We are in the infancy of understanding DNA, in the last 100 years much has been learned about something hitherto unknown.Before long we will be able to reprogram DNA on the fly and change the nature of how our bodies function.The human body as we know it was only a stepping stone for the intelligent life that has taken a ride in it.The higher intelligence will soon dump the primate form for something more efficient. A form that can travel through space with ease. A form where we can evolve faster and further propagate life throughout the universe.

Bloody well right! We should all just buy a fucking chair!

I like the flying skeleton!

You can't be God. I am!

Forgot about a brain transplant I need a dick one: [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Ethical-Conundrums/My-Dick-I-VE-PUNISHED-IT-ENOUGH.html[/url]It just doesnt seem to work anymore...

Who says we knew? Some latte-sipping ABC type?

Now here's my question: Australia's federal police knew Corby was carrying a haul of nasty old tea so why didn't they arrest her instead of letting her board a plane to Indonesia and dobbing her in to the Indon cops?

schapelle corby is lara bingle... there can be no doubt.... both have the the same IQ / shoe / dress size... but schapelle version has higher ratings...

I believe Patrick Moore even had a Manifesto once...

Manisfestos is fer commies!!! 'N tree-hugger uni-bomber green-peace wackos. But, I reckon I might could git somethin like a Ordnance of Secession fer y'all ta ponder on.

You hillbilly fuckwit if you want people to vote for you then you need to tell them what they are voting for. So why don't you write a 'Ricardovitz Manifesto' and we will stick it up here at the 'News for the Aussie public to see what an inbreed sister-fucker from the Georgia backwoods can offer them!

Dern't like me? Then dern't vote fer me! Commin soon is gonna be the Australian federal election where y'all 'll git tal elect members of the 44th Parliament of Australia. Prime Minister Julia Gillard has announced it will be held thar 14th day of September, year of OUR LORD, 2013. Jest gittin y'all all primed up fer it. If you HATE CHAVEZ, 'n loath queer-folk like SEAN PENN, then you is gonna wanna VOTE FER ME - RICARDOVITZ, even as no writ of election has been issued - I'm gonna make sure Y'ALL GIT A WRIT OF ELECTION, yessiree, I will. Cain't tell you exactly when you can vote fer me, but I'lll keep you up ta snuff. Kick out all them whores, devils, gooberment stooges 'n general neferious GOD-HATERS! Ricardovitz is yer answer. I'm gonna do y'all right.

I do believe Mal Brough is in the market... him and poor wittle Jimmy Ashby

Cory Bernardi, deputy prime minister??? I shall go now to purchase a chair!

Could it really be possible we will have that fuckwit Abbott as PM? And that clown Pyne as education minister and fatboy treasurer?Please Lord say it aint so!!!

How about i sell pics of my pecker? Any buyers you lovely ladies? :)

Fuck and you thought Rick was an idiot and you read rubbish like this:[url]http://www.smh.com.au/world/strongmen-weep-as-they-bid-chavez-adios-20130309-2frz0.html[/url]Be strong comrades our time is coming soon. And show the same forgiveness the bastards showed; none.

That fuckwit Ricky needs more than regular shock treatment; he needs an electrode up his arse! But from the amount of times he talks about 'butt-fornicating' I reckon he'd probably enjoy it.

Rick, your bigoted ignorance is surpassed only by your childish incoherence. I recommend electroshock therapy.

Sweetie Pie, I ain't the one who sick. Hugo Chavez rapes 'n steals from poor spick-folks, leav'n 'em fer starvin - that's sick. Sean Penn bash'n his wife's head in with a baseball bat - that's sick. Sean Penn 'n Hugo Chavez butt-fornicatin on each other - that's sick; any two men doin that is SICK!You Atheist commie-humpers is sick. I jest go 'bout mindin my own nevermind, 'n git some but-humppin, commie-lovin queer think'n its I who is sick. Ain't that somethin!

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Why would I buy that when I can have a Le Grand instead?[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Lifestyles/New-Chair-Makes-your-Life-well.html[/url]

Would you buy a DRM chair?[url]http://hackaday.com/2013/03/04/drm-chair-only-works-8-times/[/url]

You are a rather sick and parochial little person, aren't you Mr Ricadotitz

God slayeth the Dark Devil of Venezuela! Hugo Chavez was the Devil's li'll whore! Now he's dead....dead from butt-fornicatin asshole cancer! Chavez and his dirty homosexual playmate, Sean Penn was a pass'n the aids, warts, HPV, Herpes, Siphlys, 'n jest pure nastiness back 'n forth. Sean Penn's devil-dirt is what killed Chavez. But, Sean Penn's next. Y'all remember when Sean Penn done took a baseball bat tar the side of Madonna's head? Yup, he womped her head smack-hard with that bat! That why Madonna is all so screwed-up in her head. Anywhoo, y'all know the Devil was with Sean Penn the homosexual when he git ta bashin in a fine-looker like Madonna's head in. That aught ta tell you somethin - Only a homosexual with a sick festerin yearn fer fat-dark-spick assholes like Chavez 'd do somethin like that. What I'm a tryin ta say, in a politiclaly correct type way is SEAN PENN 'N HUGO CHAVEZ WERE BUTT-FORNICATIN HOMOSEXUALS!!!

Fucken oath. We need people like Hugo more than ever...

RIP Hugo, Hero of the underdog!

Even though it guarantees a stay in Hell, I'd still fuck a Nun on Mt Athos. Just to shit stir those dumbarse christian pricks.

The sky is filled with terror [url]http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/03/comet-panstarrs/[/url] which indicates the end of days, and the bastard church of Rome loses it's leader.The endtime is near so all should get down on their knees and join the one true Church. The Orthodox Church. We are Christ's holy vessel.

This guy has the right idea. We need the dead hand of government off us all. And the caring hsnd of Gina on our peckers.

Abbott is a damned Menshevik!