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??? Can you remember a time when Ostrichlia has ever been any different? l It's been like this since the white men invaded and took over. Perhaps you've just realised the fantasy world you've been living in. Shall I burst another bubble for you? Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny ain't real! They're imaginary creatures made up to entertain to children. Now now don't cry.

The Shrub's insane self-fulfilling prophecy expands its hateful, ignorant mushroom cloud, from the White House to Afghanistan, to Iraq, Madrid and now to London! What a fucken mess, and all completely avoidable if the dumb yokels in Yankland didn't think the sun shone out of their tight, constricted arses!

And with suckhole voice
let us rejoice.
This is our Hollowed Turd.

Ok, forget the beer.

Fuck it (Heck), where's me bottle of J&B and my cheroot?

gimme danger

Heck: limp dick Yank term used instead of hell or fuck so as not to offend small minded dumbarse born-again christian wankers!

John Howard just said on the radio: "Democracy has had a good decade".


Since when has democracy been on full scale continual terrorist alert?

'heck'
interj.

Used as a mild oath.

n. Slang

Used as an intensive: had a heck of a lot of money; was crowded as heck.

[Alteration of hell.]

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

heck

n : a euphemism for `hell'; "Oh what the heck"

Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

Heck? What the fuck is heck?

Australia is all these things but so is just about everywhere else!
The good thing used to be that Aussies didnt have to say all this shit to justify their love...now your un-australian if you dont!
Its all the patriotic bullshit that they keep pushing down your throat; and after a while all you can do is just puke all over the aussie flag...one big technicolour yawn...

Tom Titmouse
Nunawading

Obviously not coz they seem to have tossed xenoxnews.com as a source. (Australia's Most fair Dinkum newspaper) What an outrage, googlenews is obviously way out of touch with the real world.

B Naylor

That chinese sheila is definitely a tart who has fucked her way to the top! Who could be bigger than King Rupert???

70 year old Aussie PM Howard steadfast in his support of Iraqis being blown up in the cause of freedom.

Great satire, Patriot!
You ARE very sarcastic
aren't you?

Patriot is a pussycat.

2.5 years later are you still enjoying it in Baghdad Patriot?

Only if they are Christians.

Rupert may be a fucking
lying bastard and a piece
of shit off the arse of
neocon America, but
there is no need for you
cunts to use offensive
words when talking about
this putrid vicious old slut.

But I don't mind.

what about some gossip on his cronies in Australia???
maybe some gay bondage action between Bolty and fat poy Piers...someones gotta have the polaroids!

Talking to myself I'm talkng to you.

They have all gone
fucking nuts.

Labor + Liberal =
LABORAL

Good point.

I am surprised that some
infected suckholes retain
sufficient awareness to
know that this article
is about them!

By the way -
for those who think I
am an Apache chief who
died long ago.

My pen name is in honour
of a biplane fighter airplane
that defended the Spanish republic
from the fascists in their
"civil" war.

I saw a replica of this
plane back in the States.

You have to overcome the idea
that I am Chato the Apache chief.

He died long ago.

I am a different Chato,
my poor dullard.
Do you understand? A DIFFERENT
individual, born much later.

Well stay at home in your little closet Chato and make sure you don't infect anybody.

Look Flimmy is right. Saddass killed heaps of terrorists. And lots of Iranians too. He used to be our mate, our 70 year old PM used to sell him heaps of wheat!
Now that we know the London bombers were backed by Tehran lets put him back in charge of Iraq so we can go and bomb the Iranians.

Love

SexyTexy

ps thanks for those haapy snaps. I'd like to see one of Green Haired Jim in action too ;)

Whine - whine - whine.

Look in the mirror arsehole.

Say Hello to Maggot Howard for me.

I can see you boys are
very happy together.

Did you know that you
are cute when you are
stupid?
And you are cute
all the time.

Hi morons, still whining
tonight? You really should
get yourself a life.

Say hello to Maggot Howard
for me.

We must be irritating the
morons today.

Hi morons, run off to
mummy now and get told
a nice little fairy story
and maybe you can stop
whining about the high
quality articles that
are too hard for your
tiny brains to understand.

I knew this article would
flush-out the morons.
How did I know that?
But they also seem to be
unregistered gutless
wonders also.

Say hello to Maggot Howard
for me you creep.

Throughout the history of mankind there have been murderers and tyrants; and while it may seem momentarily that they have the upper hand, they have always fallen... Always -- M.K. Gandhi So stop whining.

Actually that might be Tex Lumbago there.....

Flimflam and Chato in between whiny sessions. Aren't they a nice couple?

Why don't you just invite the Taliban over here as well. I'd like to see you and Chato whine then. You wouldn't last 2 seconds.

You think whining is useful? You think something has changed? You've had no impact man. None at all. What a strange little whiny world you live in.

Once upon a time there was a nitwit who called himself Chato
He whined
and then he whined
and it didn't change a damn thing
but he kept whining anyway

P.S. I don't like Howard. I don't like whiners either.

Chato hunted down Geronimo. And who said I liked Howard? Once again you are leaping to conclusions as your articles often show. Your'e just a whiny little pimply thing that whines and whines and then whines some more.

Brave thought FlimFlamMan!

If Maggot Howard thought he
could twist a vote out of it
he would call for freeing
evil old Saddam.
After all they are professional
colleagues, in the same dirty
trade aren't they?

But if any Howard suckholes read
this stuff their little brains
would explode.
No danger to decent folk -
the explosion would of be as
tiny as their brains...

Always glad to be
of some use to this
very sad little world.

Spot on Mr Patriot.
The only question is which country to liberate next; Syria or Iran.

70 year old dipshit Aussie PM Howard

Chato
You've lit the fire!
Let it burn baby burn!


Tex

The suckholes are
out in force tonight!

Suck up to Johnny you
creeps, he might give
you a non-core promise.

Dont worry pal. I already have.

luv
Osama

For the arsewipe who wanted
to know about Chato the Apache
chief.
(not the basis of my pen name)
The most important part of his
history was how he was lied to
and betrayed by the United States
government. He did not betray HIS
own people. When he died he was
widely mourned.

I can hardly believe the
number of Maggot Howard
fans who have commented
favourably on this article.

I must be doing something
right after all.

Say hello to your little
tin god for me, arseholes.

Here's a great T-Shirt for you Chato

Chato was the name of the Apache chief who betrayed his own people and helped the US Army round them up.

No I'm not. You should definitely leave the country.

Hey Leon, how did you do
with the master race thing?

Wrong again, arsehole!